Ask for a funny sketch script for four people

A: the languages of our motherland are rich and colorful.

B: yes!

A: the language of our motherland is infinite.

B: yes!

A: in terms of language, we are better than each other.

B: how?

A: one is a doctoral student in a university, and the other is a grade one primary school repeater.

B: what a metaphor! ..... Good, good, good. Then I'll ask you for advice.

A: (proudly) you're welcome!

B: Look at her coquettish appearance ... Listen-

(C and D run on the stage)

C: (Old dialect) Say something, say something, you can't recognize it, you can't recognize it!

CD: (see AB) In Zhini, in Zhini, in Zhini!

B: what are you two doing up here?

C: (Sichuan dialect) We didn't come up to make trouble, but we listened to those people over there, and there was a language expert on the straight side.

D: (Gejiu dialect) Niefen knows half of it in the sky, and Nijiang Niefen knows it in the underground. Dr. Efen!

CD: (Gejiu dialect) We came to Zhini to ask questions about language.

A: two children, mind your language.

CD: mandarin?

A: "Write standard words and speak Mandarin", which is written on the wall over there in your school. Didn't you see it, two children?

CD: (dialect) buy buy! Jenny is like a language expert!

A: the language used by two children just now is called "Gejiu dialect".

CD: ("Color" Mandarin) What should I give?

A: Gejiu dialect is a local dialect influenced by Shayou dialect.

CD: ("color" Mandarin) Ha, straight back, we only speak straight root Mandarin, not Eggen dialect. What do you want?

A: it's called "colored mandarin" and "ma Jie mandarin".

B: you two are really showing our jokes to language experts.

C: are you a language expert?

A: yes.

D: are you the language expert?

A: that's right!

C: ok, listen to this-

CD: ("hani language" tone) "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, just now Koro Coroni rang, not Beijing time, but the microphone was on the wrong side ..."

A: What are you talking about!

C: (hani language) "Sazhi Haaramo De Xi, Ai Hai Cao Wa Zuo."

A: this is hani language of the Hani nationality. This is a beautiful campus, where we study and study.

CD: (dialect) buy buy! Jenny is like a root language expert, or a root "sea" Nigerian language expert!

B: hi! Speak dialect again!

A: well, let's have a "word PK contest" to see who uses words vividly, skillfully and interestingly.

BCD: PK is PK, not afraid that you are a language expert! -yeah!

A: ok, listen to this-Jinhu square and cultural square, packed with people, very lively!

BCD: Jinnan Road and Renmin Road are decorated with colorful lights!

A: looking east, it's Laoyinshan-

BCD: What about it?

A: Old Yinshan Mountain stands tall and imposing!

BC: Looking west, it's Laoyangshan-

A: What about it?

BC: There is a cow excrement slope on Laoyang Mountain ...

A: How about it?

D: Cow shit slope ... There is a lot of cow shit on the cow shit slope.

ABC: Hi! What are you talking about?

A: again. I look (proudly)-dignified and delicate, graceful.

BCD: bah! What a peacock!

B: to put it this way, I have fine features-my nose is my nose and my eyes are my eyes.

C: nonsense, the nose is the eyes, and the eyes are the nose-

Abd: monster!

C: to put it this way, I am an outstanding person, and I sing like-

Abd: Toad!

C: what a toad, Anglenala!

ABD: hi!

C: I am slim and graceful, dancing like-

Abd: the blind touch the elephant!

C: what blind people touch elephants! It's proud as a peacock!

ABD: no shame!

A: Walking into Gejiu No.2 Middle School, the trees are shaded and the grass is flourishing. On the green lawn, there are four characters: Never stop striving for self-improvement.

BCD: ok!

B: teachers-tireless.

C: in the classroom-the book sounds loud.

D: during recess-ghosts cry and wolves howl.

ABC: Hey, this is outrageous!

A: the teacher said my composition was in good order.

B: the teacher said my composition was ingenious.

C: the teacher said my composition-gold won't change.

AB: hey, don't change any gold, don't look for nothing!

D: The teacher said my composition (crying) ...

A: Today is the school anniversary, my child. Well, why are you crying?

D: The teacher said my composition-the handwriting is dazzling and illegible, which is simply-

ABC: What is it?

D: "modern Oracle Bone Inscriptions"!

ABC: Hi!

D: also said-incoherent, bull's head is not right! This article is transferred from

ABC: What else?

D: making things up, confusing logic!

ABC: Oh!

D: the most irritating thing is-

ABC: What is the most irritating thing?

D: call me "Zhang Fei's sister"!

ABC: Who is "Zhang Fei's sister"?

D: fly on the grass!

ABC: What else?

D: He also said that he would give Zhang Fei's sister a birthday present.

ABC: what birthday present?

D: I'll be fined for copying 3 Tang poems!

ABC: Oh? Then why/

D: Why? -(dialect) can't recognize it, can't recognize it ...

ABC: (dialect) can't recognize it, can't recognize it, can't recognize it by your machine, can't recognize it by your machine ... (The four people say and wave to the audience)