English jokes performed by one person

An English joke refers to an English phrase or an English story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Joke is an artistically processed language form and an artistic method, which is used to create literary works with laughter as the artistic means. The following is an English joke that I made up and performed by a person. Welcome to reading.

An English joke performed by a person 1 We attended the wedding of a buyer's son. Because we don't know the young man and his bride, we decided to give them a practical family gift, a fire extinguisher. Obviously, the couple made a lot of thank-you letters, because we received a card that said: Thank you very much for your beautiful wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. As we don't know the young man and his bride, we decided to give them a practical family gift-a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because I ...

An English joke performed by one person is undergoing "visual training" in Class 2. A clever recruit was asked by the officer to count how many people formed an excavation team in Adi. Stantfield Team is too far away, those people look just a little bit, but the recruits replied without hesitation:

There is a "vision training" in the class. A clever recruit was called out by the monitor and counted the number of excavation teams in the distant wilderness. The digging team is far away, and those people look just small. But the recruits answered without hesitation.

"Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir."

"Sixteen soldiers plus a sergeant, sir."

"Yes, but how did you know there was a sergeant there?"

"Correct, but how did you know there was a sergeant there?"

"He didn't do any digging, sir."

"He doesn't work, sir."

Joe and Fred are helping to build a house in a village. It was warm and dusty everywhere. At 12: 30, they were very thirsty, so they stopped working to have lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down to eat sandwiches.

Joe and Fred are helping to build a house in a village. It's warm and dusty everywhere. 12 At 2: 30, they felt thirsty and stopped for lunch. They found the nearest bar, went in and sat down to eat sandwiches.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you? Asked the man behind the bar.

Good afternoon, sir. What do you want? The waiter behind the counter should ask.

Joe looked at Fred and said, I think it's beer. Yes, a pint of beer per person. Is that all right for you, Fred?

Joe looked at Fred and said, I think it's beer. Ok, then give everyone a pint of beer. Is that okay, Fred?

Yes, that's all right. Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "I want a clean cup!" " Don't forget this.

Yes, you can. Fred said. Then he turned to the waiter behind the counter and said, I want beer in a clean glass! Don't forget.

The man behind the bar filled the cups and handed them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. Which one of you asked for a clean cup?

The waiter behind the counter filled the cup, handed it to Joe and Fred, and then said, who asked for a clean cup just now?

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