Stand-up comedy lines should not be too long. Just be funny for less than 5 minutes. Classic.

There is a play in Beijing Opera called "Anti-Yunnan", in which a general takes four flag-bearers, and this general gives an order:

"The generals will send troops to Yunnan!"

when the suona is blown, this qupai is called "Three Guns", where the warehouse is the warehouse, and each dragon is the winter warehouse, and each dragon is the winter warehouse, and each warehouse comes to each station-warehouse! Four flag-bearers made a turn around this machine and returned to the place where they had stood. Four people did not move. The general put on an act and asked,

"Why can't our army?"

hey, isn't this nonsense? Do it again and fall off the stage!

here comes a reply: "Soldiers to Yunnan!"

hey, here we are! Do you think it's fast? But don't say it, it has to be so fast. If it's not so fast, the play can't be sung. You said that our actor's acting is true, and if you act true again, it will be divided into different places. If you act in this place, it can't be true. This general gave an order:

"Officers, send troops to Yunnan!"

Every time you flag, "Boo-",together with the general on the stage, you all went backstage. You took off your clothes and rolled up your luggage, and went to the railway station to buy tickets and go to Yunnan! This performance is true, but can go to the opera stand it? After sitting for a long time, no one came out. This one asked that one:

"Hey, Lao Wang, is this play still on?"

"I don't know."

I was just bored when the theater attendant came. The two thought: ask him:

"Comrade, is the play over?"

"it didn't go away."

"I haven't dispersed. Why haven't I seen anyone for a long time?"

The waiter explained:

"Oh, don't you understand? Soldiers sent to Yunnan-they all went to Yunnan! "

"ah? Really? "

"You don't know, the actors here are really acting."

"He's real. What shall we do?"

"Let's see if you want to hear it. If you don't want to hear it, go home and sleep. What if you want to hear it? It's easy to do, go to the station with them to buy tickets, and go to Yunnan! "