Rent a boyfriend to go home for the New Year.

In the living room, mom and dad are busy setting meals on the table. )

Dad: (happily) Today is New Year's Eve.

Mom: (happily) My baby daughter is going home.

Dad: My daughter brought her fiance, too.

Mom: We old couple are so happy!

Mom and Dad: Haha!

Mom: (looking at her watch) Don't laugh, old man. I heard my daughter say on the phone that our son-in-law likes spicy chicken best. Keep frying.

Dad: ok, I'm good at frying Chili and chicken. I will make it fragrant and spicy, so that our son-in-law can have a good time! Hot face and sweating. (into the kitchen)

Mom: (uneasily) No, I want to supervise myself! (skipping into the kitchen)

Outside the door.

Liu Li: (hesitantly carrying a traveling bag onto the stage) My girl is 28 years old this year. My parents urged me to get married, so I had no choice but to rent a man to go back to my hometown in Nanjing and let my parents spend the next year happily. (looking back) I said, hurry up!

Tang Liang: (happily carrying a travel bag) Some people pay for renting a car, while others pay for renting a house. I got a good job today, and the beautiful woman paid me to rent it as her boyfriend.

Liu Li: What are you loitering about? It's already at the door Come on.

Tang Liang: Yes, dear.

Liu Li: I have only known you for two days. Just shout, honey. It's beautiful.

Tang Liang: According to the agreement, we have been close lovers since we arrived at your door. Is it wrong to call you honey?

Liu Li: You called early. It seems necessary to explain the contents of the contract to you again.

Tang Liang: I work part-time. I listen to my boss.

Liu Li: (takes out a piece of contract paper from her bag) You signed this. (Read) The contract for renting a boyfriend to go home for the New Year. The lessee is me, hereinafter referred to as Party A. The lessee is you, hereinafter referred to as Party B. ..

Tang Liang: (with a piece of paper in one hand) Boss, I'd better have a look to strengthen my memory. 1. Party A must pay Party B a rent of 1000 yuan when coming to the house. (Holding out his hand) Boss, bring it here.

Liu Li: Didn't I just give it to you?

Tang Liang: Oh (takes money out of his pocket and looks at it) I forgot, the boss really keeps his word. (Continue reading) and pay the round-trip fare (extend your hand).

Liu Li: (takes out six RMB notes) Here you are, 600 yuan.

Tang Liang: It's too little, don't.

Liu Li: The train ticket is only over 500, that's enough.

Tang Liang: It's hard to get train tickets in Spring Festival travel rush. I want a full-price ticket.

Liu Li: (takes out 2,000 yuan) Here, how stingy.

Tang Liang: (taking the money, proudly) Oh! When wage earners have cows. (Read) 2. In order to convince Party A's parents of the relationship between Party A and Party B, both parties call each other' dear' after entering Party A's home-

Liu Li: You know, it was called after you came in. Did you call ahead? Should I be fined?

Tang Liang: I'm in my thirties. Not worried about my wife? Besides, through the conversation all the way, I kind of like you.

Liu Li: You love me, but I don't love you.

Tang Liang: It's all my fault that I entered the role a little early. Please forgive me, boss-

Liu Li: I forgive you for your leftover man's sake.

Tang Liang: Thank you, boss. (Reading) Article 3. When Party B meets Party A's parents, he must kindly call Mom and Dad to show their close relationship. Every time Party B calls Dad, Party A pays Party B 80 yuan cash, and every time Party B calls Mom, Party A pays 20 yuan cash. (White) Why is it so different to call mom and dad?

Liu Li: My mother nagged me about getting married all day. I'm bored to death.

Tang Liang: Mom's nagging is my love for you. How can I hate it? This article must be revised. Every time I call my parents, I have to pay 50 yuan cash to show equality between men and women.

Liu Li: OK.

Tang Liang: The boss is easy to accept the opinions of employees. Then I really need it. Fifty each time!

Liu Li: Just give it to you. Don't worry.

Tang Liang: Whether the wife can get it is unknown, but the money she should earn still needs to be earned.

Liu Li: Read quickly.

Tang Liang: OK. (Read) Article 4. Party B must show his housekeeping skills to please Party A's parents. If Party A's parents laugh more than three times after meeting Party B, including three times, Party A will also reward some cash-(white) boss, how much will it be?

Liu Li: I have a gold collar. Can I take less?

Tang Liang: You are a gold collar, and I am not a white collar. Isn't it all because my career has delayed my marriage? What's there? (Reading) Article 5: If Party B makes mistakes in the conversation, Party A has the right to deduct all the expenses paid to Party B at one time-(Boss Bai). This article is too harsh, so please change it.

Liu Li: Never! !

Tang Liang: Being a boss is not gentle at all. (Reading) Article 6: Party B shall not hug or kiss Party A, otherwise Party A has the right to deduct all expenses at one time-(White boss, this-

Liu Li: That's it!

Tang Liang: I dare not in front of your parents.

Liu Li: Hum.

Tang Liang: (Read) Article 7: Party B shall not stay at Party A's house. After New Year's Eve, Party B must find a suitable reason-(white) boss. What are these two words?

Liuli: Fuck off!

Tang Liang: After all, it is an employment relationship. No mood at all!

Liu Li: Don't bother, remember everything?

Tang Liang: Remember, boss. (Pack the contract into a travel bag)

Liu Li: (rings the doorbell) Mom and Dad, I'm home!

(In the living room. Mom and dad quickly put the spicy chicken on the table. )

Dad: (happily running to open the door) Baby, here comes Dad!

Mom: (happily running to open the door) Baby, mom is coming!

(Mom and Dad bump into each other to open the door. Liu Li and Tang Liang entered the door. )

Liu Li: (hugging Mom and Dad) Mom and Dad, I miss you so much!

Mom and Dad: (Hugging Liu Li) Baby, we miss you, too! (They kiss Liu Li on the face)

Liu Li: Mom and Dad, let me introduce you. This is him-

Dad: (humorously) Who is he?

Liu Li: Honey, your future son-in-law-

(Mom and Dad look at Tang Liang with delight. Tang Liang looked at his parents shyly. )

Mom: (staring at Tang Liang's face) Still shy. I promise it's the first time I've seen my mother-in-law, a virgin.

Dad: (Looking at Tang Liang happily) What a handsome young man! If I have children in the future, how beautiful my grandson will be!

Mom: (to dad) What are you talking about? I am not married. Just talk about children.

Dad: I'm so happy, young man. Come and sit in the house.

Tang Liang: (Bowing) Hello, dear mom and dad. (Hold out five fingers and shake them twice)

Liu Li: (secretly puts one hundred yuan into Tang Liang's pocket)

Tang Liang: (secretly to Liu Li) Honey, that's interesting.

Liu Li: (scoffs)

Tang Liang: (I took my fur hat out of my bag and dropped the contract. I quickly picked it up and put it in my bag, put it on my mother and put it on my father. Dear mom and dad, this is from my boss and me (I shook my fingers twice again).

Liu Li: (sneaks a pile of money into Tang Liang's pocket, then quietly) Don't ask for it every time. Just count the total according to the number of times. Be careful.

Tang Liang: OK, the boss is flexible enough.

Dad: Who are you talking about, young man?

Tang Liang: Oh. The boss is your daughter, my dear fiancee. At home, she is the boss and I am a loyal wage earner. I'm used to it.

Mom and Dad: Humor, hahaha!

Tang Liang: (secretly to Liu Li) Honey, I laughed once, I remember.

Liuli: I can't forget that greedy guy.

Tang Liang: Who has a grudge against money?

Liu Li: Hum!

Dad takes off his scarf and wraps it around his mother. Mother took off her fur hat and put it on her father. )

Dad: Young man, you are very humorous. You deliberately put the gift on the old couple's back to make us happy. Very good, very good!

Tang Liang: As long as your parents are happy, it is my greatest happiness.

Dad: (takes out the red envelope) Come on, young man, this is the lucky money from dad.

Tang Liang: (takes it) Thank you, Dad.

Mom: (takes out the red envelope) This is mom's.

Tang Liang: (puts it through) Thank you, Mom.

Liu Li: Don't treat yourself as family. Do you have the right to have it? (Rob)

Tang Liang: (hastily putting it in his pocket, lowering his voice) It's not stipulated in the contract. Of course you can have it.

Liu Li: (helplessly)

Tang Liang: Mom and Dad, your red envelopes remind me of my childhood. I received it from my parents. It's so warm!

On the dining table. )

Dad: (raises a glass) Come on, young man, this is the first time we have met. Let's drink three cups in a row!

Tang Liang: Thank you, Dad! (Having three drinks with my father) Good wine! (trembling)

Mom: (whispering to dad) Don't get the child drunk.

Dad: (whispering to mom) Haven't you heard that girls rent their boyfriends home for the Spring Festival? I think he is. I'm going to get him drunk and interrogate him.

Mom: Huh? .

Dad: (raises a glass) Come on, young man, have three more cups.

Tang Liang: Thank you, Dad! (Three cups in a row, staggered)

Liu Li: Dad, what are you doing? (To Tang Liang) Honey, you can't drink it!

Tang Liang: Honey, listen, listen to the boss. No, don't drink-

Dad: Young man, how many years have you been talking to my daughter?

Tang Liang: (looking at Liu Li vaguely)

Liu Li: (muttering) Hey, I forgot to explain this. (Quickly and secretly reaches out two fingers to Tang Liang)

Tang Liang: (glancing) Two days.

Mom and Dad: Ah, it's too early to go home together for the New Year in a couple of days.

Liu Li: Honey, are you drunk? Is it two days? Should it be more?

Tang Liang: Yes, dear, it was two months.

Mom and Dad: Two months, flash marriage.

Liu Li: Honey, think about it. Is it two months? ?

Tang Liang: Honey, let me think. Yes, it was two years.

Mom: That's more like it.

Liu Li: Mom and Dad, I told you on the phone that we have been talking for two years.

Dad: Yes, yes, you said it's been two years, so it's no problem for me to implement it. (To Tang Liang) Come on, young man, have something to eat.

Tang Liang: (grinned after eating a piece of Chili) Oh, I don't eat Chili. I am from Shanxi, and I like to be jealous! Bring the vinegar.

Liu Li: (takes out a bottle of vinegar)

Tang Liang: (takes a swig) How jealous!

Dad: (to Liu Li) Honey, didn't you say on the phone that he likes spicy food?

Liuli: He likes spicy food in Nanjing and jealous in Beijing.

Mom: I haven't heard of it.

Liu Li: Don't you like spicy food? Why do you like to be jealous

Tang Liang: I like being jealous since I was a child. My mother gave birth to me in childbirth. My dad said, son, I get jealous when I come out. I came out with a swish!

Liu Li's parents: Ha!

Dad: Young man, since you have been with my daughter for two years, you should know her birthday, right?

Tang Liang: (looking puzzled at Liu Li) Birthday?

Liu Li: Oh, Dad, why do you ask so carefully? (Holding Dad's arm in pettish)

Dad: (pushes away) Honey, it's none of your business.

Li Liu: (secretly draws a number 6 and two 9s in the air for Tang Liang)

Tang Liang: (Look carefully) I remember, it was in June of' 66.

Mom and Dad: No!

Liu Li: (stomping, carefully drawing numbers)

Tang Liang: (suddenly enlighted) I remember, it was September 1999!

Liu Li: How stupid! Do you have a size 99? !

Dad: Young man, we have been together for two years. Why don't you even know your lover's birthday?

Tang Liang: Dad, life is easy now. Eat chicken, duck and fish every day, 365 days a year. Every day is my birthday.

Dad: That's right. Then you should know my daughter's name, right?

Tang Liang: Name, whose name?

Dad: My baby girl, the name of your dear fiancee.

Tang Liang: Hey, Dad, your question is too profound!

Mom: The name of this child, my daughter and your fiancee is the simplest question. Please answer quickly.

Tang Liang: Mom, since you know your daughter's name best, you should answer.

Mom: What's this? I want you to answer!

Liu Li: (anxiously writing her name in the air)

Tang Liang: (I don't understand, I used my quick wits) Mom and Dad, as long as we live in harmony, she loves me and I love her. Is it so important to say the name?

Liu Li: That's right.

Mom: Honey, since he doesn't know your name, you should know his name, right?

Liu Li: Oh, Mom, as long as he loves me, what's his name?

Dad: Honey, you don't know his name either?

Liu Li: I don't know, I forgot.

Dad: It's different!

Mom: Young people nowadays are so advanced that they don't even know their own names.

Dad: Young man, let me ask you a serious question.

Tang Liang: Serious question. Is it serious?

Dad: Yes.

Tang Liang: Then I must answer you seriously (with a nervous expression).

Dad: Do you love my daughter?

Tang Liang: (Seriously) Love!

Liu Li: How much do you love me?

Tang Liang: Honey, you asked me how much I love you. Weight represents my heart!

Liu Li: Honey, it should be the moon that represents my heart.

Tang Liang: Honey, to tell the truth, from the first moment I saw you, I was completely defeated by your beauty and wisdom. My love for you is decided by the tortoise!

Mom and Dad: Ha!

Mom: Since you love my daughter, who will do the housework after marriage?

Tang Liang: I'll do it!

Mom: Washing clothes?

Mom: Cooking?

Tang Liang: I will!

Mom: Have a baby?

Tang Liang: I was born!

Mom and Dad Liu Li: Ha ...!

Tang Liang: I don't have that function either.

Dad: Young man, you are very enthusiastic. Let me ask you, do you have a house?

Tang Liang: No-

Dad: Do you have a car?

Tang Liang: No-

Dad: You have neither here nor there. What are you going to marry my daughter with?

Tang Liang: I-

Dad: You are fake!

Tang Liang: Dad, I am real!

Dad: Do you have any proof?

Tang Liang: Because I am a man.

Dad: Is it my son-in-law?

Tang Liang: Does your son-in-law have any marks?

Dad: I-

Liu Li: Dad, he is real!

Dad: Good daughter, I know you mean well and want to make mom and dad happy, but you shouldn't make such a big joke of yourself!

Liu Li: Dad, you said he was a fake. Is there any evidence?

Dad: (taking out the contract from his bag) Look, this is evidence.

Liu Liang: it's over ... what a drag!

Liu Li: It's all your fault!

Tang Liang: You blame me for not keeping such important evidence?

Mom: (takes over, looks at) the contract to rent a boyfriend home for the New Year, the lessee, hereinafter referred to as Party A, the lessee, hereinafter referred to as Party B ... Ah! ?

Dad: I saw this paper when it fell to the ground just now. (To Liu Li) Tell me what happened.

Liu Li: (to Tang Liang) It's all your fault. You are a fool! I will deduct all your expenses!

Tang Liang: How can you blame me? Have you explained your birthday and name to me?

Liu Li: (speechless, stomping)

Tang Liang: Uncle, since you have seen through it, we didn't mean to lie to you. We leftover men and women fought hard for our careers and delayed getting married. More importantly, we delayed (bowing) your grandchildren. I'm sorry, but we didn't do it to make you happy. Uncle and aunt, please forgive my boss. She is also filial.

Liu Li: (with a happy face)

Mom and Dad: (Not talking)

Tang Liang: Uncle and aunt, although I don't have a house or a car, I believe that in the near future, with my clever brain and hardworking hands, I will definitely have a car and a house!

Liu Li: Good point! (snuggling up to Tang Liang)

Tang Liang: I'm in my thirties. I believe that a beautiful girl and I will build a love nest. We use our own money to pay the down payment to buy a house, use our own money to pay the down payment to buy a car, and then repay the loan by our own efforts. After 80, we are not nerds!

Liu Li: (hugs Tang Liang) You remember me!

Tang Liang: The (serious) contract says that intimacy is not allowed.

Liu Li: Hum!

Tang Liang: I firmly believe that one day, my wife and I will be busy at work during the day. At night, we will enjoy life in our own nest. During the holidays, we will travel around in our own cars. This day is coming!

Liu Li: Great! (Hugging again)

Tang Liang: I am very passive.

Liu Li: Silly-

Tang Liang: (takes out the red envelope) Thanks for the red envelope, Uncle. He reminds me of the red envelopes my parents gave me when I was a child. I'm so happy! But I must give it back to you now.

Dad: Son, the red envelopes have been sent out. How can I take it back?

Tang Liang: I don't deserve it. There are sheep farms for raising sheep and pig farms for raising pigs. I am a son-in-law. (Give the red envelope to Dad)

(Dad doesn't answer. )

Tang Liang: Aunt, thank you for your warm Spring Festival family dinner, which made me feel the warmth of my long-lost home and reminded me of my parents. I haven't been home for three years, and I miss my parents very much! (takes out his mobile phone) Mom and Dad, my son paid a New Year call to you in Beijing! (Bowing) Mom and Dad, I decided to fly back by tonight's flight and celebrate the New Year with you before zero! (takes out the money and hands it to Liu Li) Boss, I didn't finish the work stipulated in the contract. Now, I will give it back to you. (Put the money in Liu Li's hand)

Liu Li: No, you did very well! You must accept it, or I will feel uneasy.

Tang Liang: No, we wage earners have our own commitments, and we will never pay a penny if we can't finish the task!

Liu Li: Well done! I like you very much-

Tang Liang: (affectionately) Thank you, boss, for your love and care for me tonight. May I call you little sister?

Liu Li: (sincerely) OK!

Tang Liang: Little sister-

Liu Li: Hey-

Tang Liang: To tell you the truth, I am in my thirties. No one of the opposite sex has hugged me except my mother. Tonight, you give me a hug and I will give you a kiss. (kisses Liu Li on the forehead)

Liu Li: I'm so happy.

Tang Liang: (Bowing) Uncle, aunt and little sister, I'm leaving. (going out)

Liu Li: Wait, I'll go too!

Tang Liang: Little sister, you don't want to repay me by being a daughter-in-law, do you?

Liu Li: Silly, it's a real wife!

Tang Liang: Great!

Mom: Isn't it love at first sight? Baby, you have to be careful.

Dad: What's wrong with falling in love at first sight? Didn't we fall in love at first sight?

Tang Li's parents: Ha!

Dad: (puts a fur hat on Tang Liang) Let's go, son. Parents are looking forward to their children going home for the New Year!

Mom: (putting a red scarf around Liu Li) Honey, I don't want you to go, but I miss your future in-laws, so I'd better go. When you get there, be diligent and sweet-

Liu Li: Mom, I know. (Holding the mobile phone in Tang Liang's hand) Happy New Year, Mom and Dad! Your future daughter-in-law will pay a New Year call to you! (They walk hand in hand)