Blessing information for animals

1. When the snail was walking on the road, it was run over by a turtle from behind. The good-hearted man sent the injured snail to the hospital for emergency treatment. When the snail woke up, the police asked him about it. The snail said, "I didn't see it clearly." He was too fast at that time. "

The hunter's shotgun aimed at a bird, and then the bird took a shit and fell right on his face. The hunter scolded, "Don't you wear underpants when you come out?" The bird sneered, "Do hunters still wear underwear when they shit?"

The elephant found a group of ants coming to his house and asked them, "Where are you going?" Ants please answer: "Aunt elephant is sick, let's donate blood."

4. The sparrow met the crow and didn't recognize it. He asked, "What kind of bird are you?" The crow said, "I am a swan." The sparrow was puzzled and said, "Swans are all white." The crow said angrily, "I burn the boiler."

The crow meets the swallow and asks who it is. The swallow thought for a moment and lied that he was an eagle. Why are eagles so thin? The answer is that the eagle has lost weight

6. Kangaroo said to the monkey: I can put my mobile phone in my bag, and you can only hang it on your ass. The monkey replied, "Actually, I used to hang it around my neck!" " What other uses does the ass have? "

7. One year, a parrot speech contest was held, and the parrot that won the first place was called Coco. He swaggered out of the cage, looked around and shouted in surprise, "Why are there so many parrots here?"

8. A tiger chased the snake to the pond, and the snake hurriedly jumped into the water. After a while, a turtle climbed ashore and the tiger stepped on it: "Don't think I don't know you when you put on your vest!" "

9. One day, a rooster was chasing a hen with a feather duster, because the hen had just laid a duck egg, and the hen couldn't explain it clearly.

10, during the holiday, Sardines A invited Sardines B to go shopping in the city. B: "What bus shall we take?" A: "The submarine subway." B: "Then I won't go. I'll squeeze like a human."