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What cold jokes did Fahrenheit say?

After taking great risks to imitate nursery rhymes taught by kindergarten teachers,

Dadong: Excuse me, director, can you delete this paragraph just now?

Yi Ru: Go first, go first. ...

Dadong: I don't want to form this group.

Yi Ru: I'm not Fahrenheit, I'm a wheel pancake.

Aaron: What's your taste?

Xiaorou asked Aaron what kind of girl he liked.

Aaron: What kind of girl, the innocent girl who can snuggle in your arms?

Xiaorou: A baby? You can snuggle up together

Piglet: Just like a bird.

Aaron: Preferably ... ostrich.

Piglet: Hey ... This is interesting.

Kelp boxing pig Vs dadong

Pig: (to fans) Can I just let him die?

Fan: Not good.

Xiaorou: Is that all right? Come on Fahrenheit.

Aaron: Come to a thousand hands of Guanyin.

So ... before the Great East, on both sides of ethics, above Confucianism. ...

Aaron took great risks to pretend to give a concert, shake his head and dance electronically, so he was very HIGH.

Piglet: There is no music at the scene, so the audience can't laugh. You all stand aside, only you. This is your home and this is your room.

Get ready, go

Aaron (jumps in with two paper sticks in his hand): Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong. ...

Piglet: wait a minute ... sir ...

~~~~NG~~~~~

(Aaron falls to the ground laughing, while Dadong turns to knock on the wall and laughs. )

Aaron: It hasn't started yet, has it?

Piglet: You should give me a chance to enter the advertisement.

Aaron: Oh, advertisements.

second time

Piglet: 5 4 3 2 1 Action

Aaron: Hello, everyone. I'm glad you came to our concert. I've been working hard and I'm not out of breath.

Knock, knock, knock, knock ... (drumming+dancing)

Thank you (blowing kisses)

(to piggy) Is this all right?

Piggy: ................................

Aaron: (Go backstage, watch it twice, and then come out, pulling the pig) Come on … come out …

Piggy: ...................................

Dadong: Moderator, only 19 years old. That's great.

Aaron: One more song, or a lyrical one.

Oh, I love you, just my love.

Just sing ok

Hello, everyone. Hey, do you like me very much? Shake hands.

~ ~ ~ ~ How embarrassing ~ ~ ~

Aaron: Is it necessary?

Pig: (at last) How embarrassing.

There is also a clip of Aaron imitating pigeons, which is also very funny. Aaron Vs Piggy's "Pigeon Meets Rooster"

Piglet: You also know the most classic sentence in 2005. Oh, I'm not out of breath I'm working hard. It's not bad. ...

Aaron: Please, please ... I was moved to tears.

Pig: (shaking hands and hugging) Yo man.

06.0 1.04 entertainment news was hosted by Aya Yun Nie.

The premise is that Chun Wu mentioned that there are no nightclubs in Brunei and you can't drink.

Aya: Sorry to talk about Brunei for so long, because I am curious.

Aaron: I'm Aaron. It's cold in Fahrenheit.

Yun Nie: So where are you from?

Aaron: I'm from Taiwan Province Province.

Yun Nie: Where in Taiwan Province Province?

Aaron: Taiwan Province Province, from Taibei.

Yun Nie: So what do you usually do in Taipei (this is the question I asked Chun Wu just now: What do you usually do in Brunei).

Aya: What are you doing? He is doing it.

Aaron: Well, we don't have a nightclub, and we can't drink.

Aya: It better be.

06.02.0 1 Entertainment 100% Four-level special program Fahrenheit passed three customs.

Dadong+Zun = Ultimate Group

Piglet: The other group is called Team One. Who is there?

Aaron: It's so common. Here you are.

Xiaorou: Yi Ru and Aaron.

Pig: Chun Wu, you are so handsome. How can you teach only one girlfriend?

Xiaorou: Yes, how is that possible?

Aaron: Because everyone else is a boyfriend.

Xiaorou: Write Aaron's pet phrase.

Aaron: Huh?

Yi Ru: This is a spell. He doesn't even know, does he?

Xiaorou: It's simple. He often talks about it while filming.

Yi Ru: Ah, that should be the mantra of the ultimate class.

Xiaorou: Yes.

Yi Ru: It's too simple.

Aaron: Ha, this hint … I don't quite understand …

Mention Aaron's "quirk" of singing all the time on the set.

Piglet: Whose song do you like best?

Aaron: I sing all the songs.

Xiaorou: Everyone sings 4 in love songs.

Piglet: Sing it all.

Aaron: "Love is not afraid" (I was beaten by Xiaorou after saying that)

Aaron: I was young then.