A joke to relieve stress for college entrance examination children.

A joke to relieve stress for college entrance examination children.

1, out of the examination room, a boy cried like a pear with rain. He hugged him regardless of other people's eyes, and he cried even harder? Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university. ? Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do the last question. ? A boy next to him looked at his back and said silently? I didn't do it either. ? The handsome young invigilator came over and said? Fool, when I was just sorting out the test paper, I helped you two fill in the big empty questions.

After so many years of college entrance examination, shouldn't there be an anniversary celebration? 350 for 400 exams, 30% off for one point, and two experience coupons for three exams!

Qiao Feng is magnificent in Xinglin. Suddenly, Elder Xu appeared, pointing to the nationalities in the ID card and household registration book. Qidan? , Qiao Feng family! Afterwards, Qiao Feng asked Qiao Sanhuai, who looked ashamed. Well, didn't you get poor grades at the beginning? In order to get extra points for the college entrance examination, I asked someone to give you a gift and changed it to a minority.

4. Why did Qu Yuan die on the Dragon Boat Festival? Because he is afraid of the college entrance examination the next day. I can't even master math and English in arts and sciences, and I have mastered a little of the only language, but what are the rules of writing? Style is not limited to poetry?

5. What was the topic of Chinese composition in Hunan college entrance examination in the early years? Good morning. Out of the examination room, everyone was talking about it, and suddenly one person exclaimed: Good morning? Isn't it drought? The mother held high the holy card to cheer for her son. Chongqing mom, spend 60 yuan as a saint card to cheer for her son. She said that her son likes to watch the saints since he was a child, and the character of the saints also represents courage and victory.

6. The most evil college entrance examination composition in Beijing: At first, she looked up at the starry sky and I was down to earth; Then I changed my position. I look up at the starry sky, and she is down to earth. Finally, we look up at the stars together.

7. Zhen Xuan Physical Education College Entrance Examination: People feel very weak in today's exam. I'm afraid last night's nightmare disturbed my mind. It's just that I've been bored by a lot of trivial things recently. In addition, I got up early and memorized some words. I didn't want that word to be extremely difficult to recite, which made me even more upset. It would be great if the college entrance examination could be cancelled!

8. Students who failed in the college entrance examination should not be unhappy. What happened? Going to college means playing Weibo for four years, and you can also play Weibo for four years without going to college. Going to college is also a four-year QQ chat, and you can chat for four years without going to college. Going to college means playing games for four years, and you can play games for four years without going to college. You can play cards for four years in college, or you can play cards for four years without going to college. Going to college is a four-year relationship, but not going to college for four years even has children? I also saved four years of tuition and made a lot of money.

9. My family didn't call me to put pressure on me these days. . . Yesterday, the college entrance examination ended and I went home with quilts and clothes. The first thing my father said when he saw me was: Son, why did you pack up and go home? No school? ! ! Me. . . . . You don't know feelings. .....

10, we strongly urge everyone to wear school uniforms and carry schoolbags on June 7 and 8, and wait at the entrance of the college entrance examination. Once a candidate comes out (after the exam), walk and shout:? Damn, it's too easy. ?

1 1. Once you close your eyes, an exam will pass. Once you close your eyes, your life is over. Howl. The teacher turned a blind eye and got the score. The teacher opened his eyes wide and died unsatisfied. Howl.

12, when I saw a book burning, I thought of a friend. On the night of the college entrance examination, he buried the book in a sack in the small garden downstairs. After the standard answer came out the next day, he went to the small garden with a shovel at night and dug again.

13, that day is the annual college entrance examination. After the exam in the morning, Xiaoming said that he did badly. The classmate asked:? Why is this exam so bad? Xiao Ming said:? The man sitting in front of me is too tall, too far from left to right, and I sprained my neck, so I can't look behind. ?

14. Do you know why the college entrance examination has to be changed to June 7th and 8th? It means:? Admission? !

15, the senior three teacher said to the whole class: the college entrance examination is coming soon, so don't fall in love with each other early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess if you haven't had puppy love, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood. ?

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