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Why did President Feng of the Republic of China drain the fish ponds in Zhongnanhai to catch and sell fish?
19 17 years, entrusted by Li, he became the third president of the Republic of China, Feng. After taking office, Feng entered Zhongnanhai to live and work. In Zhongnanhai, there is a big joke about the president selling fish.
One night, Feng wandered around Zhongnanhai and saw a fish pond. He asked the guards around him: Why are the fish here so colorful?
The bodyguard replied: The fish here were stocked by the former Qing royal family. At that time, all kinds of rare fish were selected. Everyone knows that it is raised by the royal family, and no one dares to catch it.
Feng asked again: Are all the fish here so big? I think it's a foot long.
The bodyguard replied: I heard that some fish have been kept for decades, and some may have been kept for hundreds of years. According to rumors, there is also a three-foot red fish and a big carp, with gold rings on their cheeks and gold medals hanging. At that time, it was specially designed for the royal family of the former Qing Dynasty. The fish here are big, fat and beautiful.
Feng turned his head and said to the bodyguard, go and call some people to come over and fish the fish in the fish pond with fishing nets!
Guard: Huh? Are you sure you want to catch such good fish?
Feng: Go! Take it out and send it to major markets and restaurants in Beijing. Just say that this fish is a presidential fish raised by the royal family and can fetch a good price. Why not pay attention to artistic conception and ostentation and extravagance than the royal aristocrats of the former Qing Dynasty, and why Lao Feng only pays attention to pragmatism!
The guard immediately asked someone to salvage all the fish in the lake and send them to the major aquatic products markets in Beijing. At that time, the "presidential fish" raised by the royal family was sold everywhere in Beijing, and all the income went into Feng's own pocket.
After this farce, someone wrote a pair of jokes at that time, saying: Dongling prime minister's diary, the head of state sells fish in the South China Sea!
19 19 years, after Feng's death, he left an inheritance of about 3 million yuan, which was the income of Feng's savings and investment for many years, and there was no ill-gotten gains. Under the auspices of his old friend Wang Shizhen, he distributed 3 million yuan to his children.
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