Classic funny dialogue between men and women

Classic dialogue between men and women

Man: My love for you is perfect as ten fingers.

Woman: I love you like the eleventh finger, absolutely not.

M: If you don't be my girlfriend, I'll go to a place you'll never find, and you'll regret it then.

Woman: You make me regret it now. Come on.

Man: Honey, what flowers do you like? I'll give them to you.

Woman: Printing.

M: What kind of printing?

W: The stamps on the banknotes.

M: From tomorrow on, I will cook.

Ok, but you must do one thing first.

Man: What's this?

W: Remember the numbers of the fire and emergency hospitals. Of course, you must have a strong sense of fire prevention.

M: I don't understand. Why can't I appreciate beautiful women when you can see handsome men?

W: I appreciate that handsome guys are called beautiful, but you are satisfying your nasty thoughts.