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Can Jing Ke do martial arts?
I think he will!
"yan dan is a good teacher, determined to win. Gather one hundred husbands and get Jing Qing at the end of the year. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and a sword comes out of Yanjing. Suu Kyi's reputation is wide and strange, and she gave it to me generously. Public danger, fierce to fill the tassel. Drinking water is easy, four rows of heroes. Gradually away from this sad building, Yi Song sang loudly. Whispering and wailing, the wind is gone, and a faint cold wave is born. The business sound is more flowing, and the feather plays a strong man. I know that I will never return, and I will leave a name for future generations. When to board the bus and fly into the Qinyuan. Sharp, the more Wan Li, winding over thousands of cities. The poor thing came from the map, and the owner was shocked. It's a pity that the swordsmanship is sparse and has not achieved remarkable results. Although he is gone, he has a thousand years of love! "
This is Tao Yuanming's widely known "Jing Ke Fu", which also established the status of the first chivalrous man in China, Jing Ke.
But what is the real Jing Ke? I can't help wondering after reading the description of Jing Ke in Historical Records, Biography of Assassins. Is Jing Ke just a clever liar? Let's start with the following questions.
First of all, define the so-called liar, that is, you have nothing, but you tell others that you have it, so as to get some benefits. This definition may not be comprehensive, but it should basically be recognized by everyone.
At that time, Taizi Dan robbed the king of Qin with "sincerity" and learned that the anti-princes invaded the land. It would be great if Cao Mo and Qi Huangong were together; You can't, so kill it. If General Qin is good at using troops outside and there is chaos inside, the monarch and his subjects will be suspicious, and the princes will live in harmony and will break Qin. " The reason is to find an assassin to hijack or assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of Qin.
But Jing Ke himself was "good at reading and fencing" and often talked with famous swordsmen at that time. In Historical Records, he recorded two things that he talked about swords on his own initiative: "cleverly speaking Wei Yuanjun"; On the Sword with Nie Gai,
Therefore, it can be said that Jing Ke was reused by Taizi Dan because Jing Ke said that he was good at fencing and could achieve the goal of Taizi Dan.
So, to prove whether Jing Ke is a liar, we should look at Jing Ke's martial arts. If Jing Ke has no martial arts at all, he is a liar. If he really knows martial arts, he is naturally not a liar.
But what is the actual situation? "Wei is said by art, and Wei doesn't have to." ; "On the sword with Nie Gai, Nie Gai is angry and Jing Ke is out." ; "Lu recommended and argued with Jing. Lu recommended angrily but didn't send it. Jing Ke fled and never met again." Jing Ke didn't do it several times when he needed it. Is he really like what Lu Jujian said after he failed to stab Qin? "Alas, it's a pity that he doesn't speak the art of stabbing a sword!" Is he a man without martial arts, or as Tian Guang said, "It's useless to peep at the prince: the brave man of chivalry is angry with blood and blushes;" Yi Song's brave people are angry and melancholy; Those who dance in the sun are angry and white. As far as light knows, Jing Ke, a brave man, was furious and remained the same. "Is a brave man, in the face of provocation and Lou disdain?
Fortunately, whether you despise shooting or not, you must shoot when you stab Qin. Look at Jing Ke's performance when he makes moves, and you will have the standard to judge Jing Ke's martial arts.
"Because the left hand holds the sleeve of the king of Qin and the right hand holds the dagger. Before he reached the body, the king of Qin was shocked. From the beginning, his sleeves were exhausted. " The king of Qin is not a martial arts expert by any means. Facing the panicked king of Qin, Jing Ke not only missed the king of Qin, but also let him run away. It seems that Jing Ke's fencing is really not so good.
Next, the king of Qin could not draw his sword, so he had to run around the pillar. At this time, Sima Qian also made a special explanation. At that time, no one interfered with Jing Ke, but Jing Ke still couldn't catch up with the King of Qin, so Jing Ke's flying skills were not so good.
After that, "Doctor Xia Wuqie, carrying a medicine bag to carry Jing Ke." Hit Jing Ke, and give King A Qin a chance to draw his sword. Oh, my God, Dr. Xia Wuche, he will never be a martial arts expert to send hidden weapons. The medicine chest he threw casually hit Jing Ke, but the dagger that Jing Ke struggled to throw before he died didn't hit the king of Qin. This Jing Ke is also poor at sending and receiving hidden weapons. How can you look like a martial arts person?
Finally, the king of Qin finally drew his sword and made a gesture with Jing Ke. "Pull it out to strike Jing Ke and break his left shares. Jing Ke was abolished. "But the king of Qin cut off Jing Ke's left leg with only one sword and abolished Jing Ke. Jing Ke's martial arts is definitely inferior to that of the King of Qin. He is vulnerable in front of people like the king of Qin. How can he talk about fencing?
After reading Sima Qian's detailed description of the whole Qin stabbing, we can only draw the conclusion that Jing Ke doesn't know martial arts at all. Then, Jing Ke can only be a liar, and gain the incomparable favor of Taizi Dan by deceiving him to say that he is a martial arts expert. How much does Taizi Dan love Jing Ke?
It is worth mentioning that before he died, Jing Ke told his last lie. Perhaps it was this lie that deceived most people later. It's really a high level that a liar can cheat after death.
"When I knew something was wrong, I leaned against the post and smiled. I stood on my back and scolded him:' if you want to rob him, you must make a contract to report it to the prince.' "It turned out that Jing Ke said he would hijack the king of Qin instead of killing him, so he would fail.
Yes, Prince Taizi Dan means that it is best to hold the king of Qin hostage, but let's see what Jing Ke did to the so-called "robbery": "So the prince asked for the dagger of the world and got the dagger of Lady Zhao. Take a hundred gold, so that workers can test people with medicine, and everyone dies. " He first found an extremely sharp dagger, and then put on a poison that has been proved to be effective in killing blood and sealing the throat. Is there anyone else in the world who hijacks people with this weapon? Isn't he afraid that the dagger accidentally touches the hijacked object and kills it by mistake? The most important thing is that when he came up to grab the clothes of the king of Qin, his action was "slapping", that is, stabbing or hitting. He took out this bloody dagger that sealed his throat. Is it an act of holding people hostage?
Maybe you will say, it's almost the same with or without martial arts. There is no martial arts master, so let's look at the process of Nie Zheng stabbing Han Xiang and see how the real martial arts master assassinated him at the same time. "Zhang Jian went to South Korea, and Han sat in his palace, holding a halberd and guarding the waiter. He was exhausted. Straight into, summer was stabbed and tired, and it was a mess. Nie Zheng shouted, dozens of people were killed. Because they cut their eyes and slaughtered their intestines, they died. " Directly rushed into the hall, not only stabbed Xia Lei, but also killed dozens of people who protected Xia Lei. Finally, he had time to peel his face. Pay attention to peeling his face instead of scratching it a few times, and finally cut yourself. This is the real martial arts master.
Therefore, through analysis, it can be concluded that Jing Ke is a liar, but the problem has come out again. Since Jing Ke is just a liar, he must know how much weight he holds in his heart. Why did he stab the king of Qin? Why not run away?
Based on the principle that cheaters cheat people in order to gain benefits, Jing Ke won't run away before stabbing Qin. Why do you say that?
Yan dan, the son of Suoyin, said, "I swam with the Prince in the East Palace Pool, and I threw a tile, and the Prince entered with a golden pill. They also ride a swift horse, saying that' the beauty of a swift horse lies in the liver', which means killing the horse into the liver. The prince and General Fan buy wine on the balcony of China, and the beautiful women will play drums and say' a good hand', and never serve it in a jade plate. It's true that the prince saw it very thick.
After reading this description, you will know how Taizi Dan treated Jing Ke. If Jing Ke is a liar, isn't his purpose to cheat these things? How could he want to leave? So he took the method of procrastination. "For a long time, Jing Ke did nothing." Prince Taizi Dan had to find Jing Ke and ask him to leave. "Qin Bing crossed Yishui at dusk. If you want to serve for a long time, how can you get it!" At this time, Jing Ke made a condition: "If the prince speaks, I will pay tribute with it. If you don't believe in this trip, Qin will not be humble. General Fu Fan, the king of Qin, bought thousands of gold and thousands of cities. I really got the head of General Fan and the map of Yan Du Kang. " Can't you cut land near the king of Qin? Why do you suggest that you must have General Fan's head to assassinate him? Compared with Nie Zheng, we can see how guilty Jing Ke is at this time.
Think about how demanding this is. What would you do if you knew someone wanted your head? Isn't it because the king of Qin wanted his head that Fan Laiyan was in the country? What's more, before Taizi Dan took any action against Fan, he personally found Fan and made this request. I think his original intention is to let Fan escape, so there is no reason why Taizi Dan should not ask him to start, right? Who knows that Fan readily agreed to his request and gave him his head, which made him dumbfounded.
Maybe you'll say that I'm speculating about Jing Ke with a mean heart, but don't worry. Look at what happened later, and you will know that my speculation is definitely closer to the truth than the historical statement that "Jing Ke knows the prince can't bear it", because Jing Ke still refuses to leave at this time, "it's too late to make a fortune", so that Taizi Dan has doubts about Jing Ke, and even directly says "Time is running out, is Jing Qing interested?" Dan has to find Qin Wuyang first. "I can't wait any longer, or I'll let Qin Wuyang go.
Maybe you will say, since Jing Ke is a liar, wouldn't it be right not to go now? Haha, that's a joke. Now, if Jing Ke dares to say no, his head will stop immediately.
So Jing Ke can only pretend to be angry and say, "What did he give the prince? Those who leave and don't come back, stand up straight! And carrying a dagger into unexpected Qiang Qin, so the servant stayed and treated me as a guest. The prince is late today, please resign! " This sentence also has many problems. He said that the reason why he didn't leave was to "treat our guests with due respect". I wonder who he is referring to. Is it really that important? Why didn't he tell Taizi Dan to rush him? Since he had to see the "guest" before he left, why didn't he tell the guest in advance, at least when he was looking for a VIP? As you can see, he didn't expect Fan to give him his head so happily, which proves my point. His intention to find Fan is to let Fan escape after hearing the news.
It can be seen that Jing Ke delayed stabbing Qin again and again, so that Taizi Dan became suspicious and even forced to leave. Isn't this a classic performance of liar behavior?
If Jing Ke is a liar, he can't escape under the control of Taizi Dan, but he left the control of Taizi Dan, why didn't he run on the way to Qin?
Think about what identity Jing Ke went to the State of Qin. He was an important envoy appointed by Yan State to cede territory to Qin State. He will never go alone. There must be a large number of followers, including Qin Wuyang The problem is that since Prince Taizi Dan has suspected him, Jing Ke's entourage will certainly be asked to undertake the task of monitoring him. If so, before Jing Ke set foot on Qin Shihuang's palace, he could not have the opportunity to escape from Yan State, let alone turn around and escape in front of the Qin king Palace Temple.
Therefore, Jing Ke didn't want to run until the matter of stabbing Qin was determined; When Taizi Dan doubted, Jing Ke had no chance to run.
The last question is, if Jing Ke is a liar, why did he dare to stand up and stab Qin Wuyang when he was shaking with fear? In fact, although I believe that Jing Ke is a liar, I still admire Jing Ke's courage. Jing Ke is not an ordinary liar, but a big liar. He is a brave and knowledgeable liar. Otherwise, he can't cheat the reputation of "China's first chivalrous man through the ages". You know, Taizi Dan is a powerful figure in Yan State. If you want to take Jing Ke's head, you will never be sorry for the king of Qin. Since he has the courage to cheat Taizi Dan, he should finally have the courage to face the king of Qin.
But I still have a question. Since it is not difficult to see from historical records that Jing Ke is a liar, why do great scholars like Tao Yuanming think that Jing Ke is a good man, but no one mentions that Jing Ke is a liar? Can it be said that because Jing Ke completed the great cause of "stabbing Qin" in their minds, he deliberately concealed the fact that Jing Ke was a liar?
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