520 segments

1, someone asked me how to spend 520? Walking with a smile, passing by, living alone, watching others live, but it is best to have it, thinking behind closed doors, how to live with love, how to be happy, think, hate, hurt, and finally decide to live in a set of jokes. It's 520, friendly reminder: it's not your dish, don't lift the lid, it's not your love, don't depend on it.

2, 520 I rent: be a light bulb: 50 take responsibility: 500 answer the phone and lie: 20 accompany dinner: 100 accompany shopping: 2000 accompany the moon: 50 accompany the road: 88 Note: legal operation, honesty-oriented, no kissing, hugging and other services are provided. The temperature is lower than 13 degrees. Look at the mood and bargain on a small scale. No receipt! Make an appointment in advance! Until it's booked! Photo reference, many people bid, few people bid! 20 14520 happy holidays! The price can afford private chat, and you can post it backwards if you like.

3. For today's "Confession Day", the biggest difference between Diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Diaosi can only achieve the first two thirds, while Gao Fushuai can easily accomplish the second two thirds.

4. Today is 520. If someone 250 shows his love in front of me, I will seal his mouth with 502.

5.5.20 Article 1 of the Notice of Academic Affairs Office on Confession Day: Confession forms encourage innovation and reflect the rich imagination and creativity of college students. Article 2: Do not advocate extravagance and waste in confession activities, but carry forward the fine tradition of "chewing vegetable roots and doing great things". Article 3: It is forbidden to turn jealousy into provocation in the process of confession. If it is verified, it will be expelled from school. Article 4: Pay attention to your gfd in the process of confession, and don't get carried away too much and hurt the corruption of the school. Article 5: It is strictly forbidden to set off fireworks and firecrackers and other inflammable and explosive articles to express their confession, so as not to cause fire hazards and endanger personal and property safety. Article 6: The duration of the confession activity should not be too long, and it must end before 24: 00 on the same day, so as not to affect the normal study and rest of other students. Article 7: Require the confession party to be sincere about feelings, put an end to playing with feelings and cultivate a sense of responsibility. Article 8: Holding large-scale advertising activities must be submitted and planned one week in advance and approved by the Academic Affairs Office. Article 9: If confession fails, extreme actions are not allowed. Students are expected to cherish their own lives and the lives of others, and the school provides free parental intervention services. Article 10: Business is not right, bullying the weak and fearing the hard.