Funny Singles Day greetings from besties

Singles’ Day is the happiest holiday. This is the happiest moment for all singles. Send blessings to all the singles around you and live a happy Singles’ Day together. Below are the "Funny Singles' Day Wishes for Best Friends" compiled by me for your reference only. You are welcome to read them. Funny Singles Day greetings for besties (1)

1. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, and the coolest thing Flying is called Light Escape, and the most handsome single is called Bachelor. Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you become even more handsome!

2. The coolest bachelor: shirtless and holding a stick; driving around in a car; drinking in bars without feeling sleepy; chatting about mountains of knowledge; smoking like a god; playing cards like a god of gamblers! I wish you a happy Singles' Day, may you lose your virginity as soon as possible, and may you be blessed with a beautiful woman!

3. When do you have a close friend? Chatting over wine on QQ, I wonder if the fairy in the sky has a boyfriend? I want to go by airship, but I am afraid of bad weather, too drunk at high places, dancing and playing with my mobile phone, how can I send a message and forward it to you, bowing my head in silence, there should be no pity, when can I have a confidante? People fall in love at first sight, and the moon waxes and wanes. It is important to know this matter. I hope to say goodbye to being a bachelor and find a wife as soon as possible.

4. A true bachelor dares to face the bleak love, dares to face the incomplete life, dares to laugh at the romance, dares to face the temptation of forbidden fruits, and can endure our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles' Day!

5. The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women can’t find husbands, talented women can’t find jobs, and bold women can’t find a wife. I wish all female bachelors a happy Singles’ Day!

6. Find your own happiness and embrace the infinitely beautiful tomorrow. A person is God's test for you, and happiness is the final chapter! Happy Singles' Day, I believe love will come one day in the future.

7. Stand still, stand still, now is the time to witness the miracle. Start right away: Spread your feet to shoulder width, hold the phone tightly in your right hand, and raise it above your head. Okay, now shout out at the top of your voice: Give me a girl, I am a bachelor!

8. It doesn’t matter that we are singles. I am afraid that those who find a girlfriend will claim to be out of the bachelor relationship. What’s so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not marry you. Spending money on other people's wives is still happy, but in fact we are very wise and foolish.

9. Month, day, hour, when I think of this moment, I feel puzzled: the four groups of "" are just like four pairs of lovers, relying on each other, why are they still called bachelors?

10. Fate is often like this. It is a very wonderful thing. Deliberate management may not have good results, but unintentional waiting often leads to unexpected gains. I'm waiting for you! Happy Singles' Day!

11. If you are playing in the water, you may drown; if you are flying together, you may fall to death. Stop envying others. There is nothing wrong with being single. It’s great to be free and carefree without anyone caring about you! Look, the whole world is congratulating you, Happy Singles' Day!

12. It’s Singles’ Day again. At this time, we feel really happy. Friends are consoling each other over beer, and parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking. Don’t be afraid to keep an empty house this year. You will definitely have a grand family in the future - I support you!

13. It’s Singles’ Day again, and there are lovers in the streets and alleys. Who can pity me for being a single person with nowhere to go? I play computer games all day, and have instant noodles for dinner. Ask me what I want at this time, and find it. Celebrating the holidays with the beautiful ladies!

14. There is one thing you can do well, which is called "qualified"; there are ten things you can do well, called "excellent"; there are fifty things you can do well, called "excellent" "Excellence"; there are a hundred things you still want to do well, which is called "glory"! I wish you glory and glory on Singles' Day.

15. Some people care about you, some care about you, some care about you, and some bless you. Although you are still a bachelor, I wish you an early love embrace and a wonderful life! happy holidays!

16. Use your heartbeat to decorate the starry sky of your dreams, and use your smile to embellish the colors of your dreams. In every long night, the smoke rings exhaled by loneliness and solitude, each one deeply surrounds me. In your heart, I miss you so much on Singles’ Day.

17. A box of lunch for the whole family to feed, a small house for the whole family to live in, no need to worry about not being able to sleep, no one to urge you to get up early, keep your own wallet, no need to hand in your salary card, no reporting when you come home late from entertainment, single Live a happy life! Happy Singles' Day! Funny Singles' Day greetings for besties (2)

1. Walk alone, get drunk alone, sleep alone, the wind can't wake your eyes, and you can't see that I am actually very stylish. Rain can't bring out your beauty. In fact, I'm also very tired. On Singles' Day, don't be tired of aesthetics.

2. It doesn’t matter if you are alone, a wonderful life is the most valuable thing. Although roses are good, they will wither, but love will always make people heartbroken. If you are destined, you will have your own happiness to pursue. If you are a wonderful person, I will accompany you. Happy Singles’ Day to my good friends!

3. One person’s splendor, one person’s hard work, one person’s carrying, and one person’s dancing. I send you blessings on Singles' Day, not because you are a bachelor, but because you have the color of a bachelor. 2017 Singles' Day blessing text messages. 2017 Singles Day blessing text messages. I wish you: work hard happily and have a brilliant life!

4. The bachelor brother in the new era has a sweet and sour life; he is lonely all day long; he works very hard and does not make much money; he dreams of taking off his clothes, but he is afraid of taking them all off. Oops, on Singles’ Day Have fun. Ouch, bachelors have their own bachelor’s fun!

5. The current trend is not normal. Find a partner and ask for a garage. A handsome person is not as good as money. With money, everything can be done. A friend invited the two of them to meet, and they discussed the terms first. The job is not good, the salary is low, and there is no need to interact with friends. Sad Singles Day!

6. Where is the wife? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know how the gods in the sky will live today. I wanted to poach someone, but I was afraid of being discovered. How cold it is to be alone, how difficult it is to sleep alone on a pillow, how can it be like having a family! Happy Singles' Day to all the singles out there!

7. I have no car, no house, no money, and I laugh at myself on Singles’ Day. It’s not that I want to be a leftover fighter, but it’s actually hard to find close friends. Destined to meet from thousands of miles away, the time is unpredictable sooner or later. I'm not afraid of being single, but I just hope that my marriage will come as soon as possible. On Singles’ Day, may your fate come early!

8. I am a bachelor, I am proud, I am a country saver, I am neither crazy nor making trouble, I sit next to the computer and have fun, there are many and good things on the Internet, I refer to the guest website to join in the fun, just type on the keyboard. Come and have fun, the Singles’ Festival is here again, but the partner is still missing, so I have no choice but to spend it alone!

9. My bestie, today is Singles’ Day. Let’s go to Phoenix Zhangjiajie together, take bestie photos together, attend bachelor parties together, go shopping together to look at various brands of trendy clothes, eat big meals, drink and sing together. K all night, long live friendship!

10. I haven’t been a bachelor for many years. I don’t like the cold edge of the bed. Time can’t be turned back and years can’t repeat themselves. My happiness is boundless; you have been single for many years, you are eating at the buffet, and no one cares about you when you have a cold. You can only be envious and covetous of me; Singles' Day is today, I hope God will open his eyes and see how pitiful you are, find a lifelong partner as soon as possible, and realize your dream of happiness.

11. I don’t want to advise you to find someone to marry, but you are a hero. How can a hero not have a wife? I cheer you when you are majestic, hold you in my arms when you are downcast, and on this Singles’ Day, I hope you will think twice.

12. I heard that you are doing well recently! With children around my knees and my beloved wife taking care of me, I live a really comfortable life! Have you ever thought of me, an old friend who is still single? Singles’ Day is here again, don’t forget to send me a text message to wish me the best!

13. Have you ever heard of Husband’s Day? Have you heard of Wife’s Day? No. It's better to be single and celebrate Singles' Day. Even so, I still hope you can find someone you love, love, and want to love the most to say goodbye to being single. Happy Singles' Day!

14. The sky is my companion, the stars are bright, the earth is my companion, my horse is galloping, the wind is my companion, I feel refreshed and comfortable, the rain is my companion, the wise man is at ease, you are my companion, I have no regrets or complaints, my dear, today On Singles' Day, I hope we will no longer be lonely. I love you.

15. The weather is getting colder, and the festival is here. Here is a warm reminder: If you have someone to hug, sweet love will be filled with warmth. There was no one to hug her clothes with, so as not to catch a cold. When we "take off all our clothes" next year, we will still hug each other. Happy holidays!

16. It’s going to rain, the ants say they need to move, the butterflies are in love, the swallows are engaged, the kittens are busy getting married, and the hens are laying eggs, why are you wandering around alone? Happy Singles' Day! Ha~

17. The weather is getting colder, it’s time to find a wife to keep warm in bed. As parents get older, they also want to have grandchildren.

My brother got a wife, so I can’t forget to remind you. Haha, I hope you have a happy last Singles’ Day! Funny Singles’ Day greetings for besties (3)

1. The weather is getting colder and Singles’ Day is coming. If you want to keep warm, you must first get out of singles, find a partner, and hug against the cold. No matter how cold it is in winter, your heart will be warm. , no matter how the temperature drops, you can still keep out the cold. In pairs, happiness is sweet!

2. The weather has cooled down and prices have soared. In order to save money as much as possible and respond to low-carbon life, singles should find a partner quickly, and those who have a partner should stop messing around. Singles' Day is here, I hope all the singles will be happy. Become a nunchaku!

3. Although a bachelor has no restraints, who knows that he has a hard time talking about. Loneliness, boredom, no one to ask, depression, melancholy, and heartache. I envy people who are in pairs, and I always feel like there is something foreign in my heart. If you meet your girlfriend on Singles' Day, seize the opportunity to express your love. I hope to be naked soon!

4. Who said it’s hard for a bachelor to live a happy life? Sing karaoke without restraint, dance and drink drunkenly. When I see a girl, I call her eldest sister, and I treat her as a friend at every expense. The Singles' Day is here, and I urge you to wake up and follow the right path.

5. Pick up the fragments of time and piece together the words of love for you. No matter how many years it continues, the promise will always be in my heart, reminding me that my love for you will not change, I will never regret loving you, and I will spend ten thousand to love you. New year, my dear, I miss you. I miss you especially on Singles’ Day.

6. On Singles’ Day ten days ago, thanks to the efforts of many parties, all the remaining men and women got into pairs. As a single person, are you also in pairs? If you haven’t yet, today is Couples Day, I wish you will get married as soon as possible!

7. Ginger is still spicy when you are old, and it is really good to be a bachelor. Everyone will be full after eating, and all thirst will be eliminated when the fragrant tea is in the belly. Go out and enjoy the scenery, and travel around without worries. I wish you all the best and joy for celebrating today!

8. If I were a button, I would like to be the one close to your heart. If I were a star, I would like to be the one you see when you look up. If I am a text message, and I would like to send you this one on Singles’ Day.

9. Flowers are similar year after year, year after year... people are the same - still the same person...

10. You walk into the besieged city and forget your brothers; do laundry Cooking is your specialty; cleaning diapers is your pleasure. Send messages to stimulate you, and singles can live a free and comfortable life. But I tell you quietly, if you have the opportunity to enter the besieged city, don’t forget your single brothers!

11. Did you know? I thought about dying without your text message. I hung myself with noodles, hit my head with tofu, took poison with Coca-Cola, jumped off a building with a parachute, and cut my pulse with chopsticks. Yesterday I mustered up the courage to touch the switch, but unfortunately there was a power outage. Alas, None of them succeeded! You see how much I miss you.

12. You and I have a good relationship. Let me tell you from the grapevine: There are still 10 days until Singles Day on April 1st. Singles should hurry up to find a partner and go on blind dates. Relatives and friends will also help. Undecided, the harassing phone calls will continue.

13. Do you know that you are everything to me? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know that? You are the reason why I live, do you know? I sent it wrong, do you know?

14. You and I, two people, occupying space, are two parts; you are single, and I am single, both are lonely and sad; it is better to make an agreement, get a partner, and both are single; there is someone Accompany, have company, not be lonely, wish you a long time! Happy Singles' Day!

15. Those who have always been single, who were once single and now say goodbye to being single, who were once not single and are now single again, who were once single and then returned to being single now are about to say goodbye to single, I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

16. If we don’t have a wife or a girlfriend, no one will take care of our lives; if we want to smoke or drink, no one will take care of our hands; if we sleep in late and don’t take a shower, no one will bother us; if we are single, we will be single. Single, free and carefree! Happy Singles' Day!

17. If we don’t have a family, we have no worries. We can smoke if we want, and drink as much as we want without my wife controlling us. We can just have a fight with anyone who doesn’t like me. It’s not like having to think ahead when you have a family. Later thoughts: What if something happens and she becomes disabled or dies? If my wife runs away with someone else, how will the children live? Funny Singles’ Day greetings from best friends (4)

1. Two orioles are singing in the green willows, and I want to ask when will my girlfriend be here? I can't find any place after wearing iron shoes, and the apes on both sides of the river can't stop crying. I was so sad that I was speechless and choked, but I still said that I was still a bachelor. You know it or not, don’t be picky anymore, that person is in the dim light.

I advise you to drink another glass of wine and wish that you will never be single again.

2. Old bachelors, young bachelors, bachelors are called bachelors on Singles’ Day; fat bachelors, thin bachelors, let’s all be bachelors together; male bachelors, female bachelors, they come and go to match the bachelor; beautiful bachelors, handsome bachelors , give birth to a little bachelor as soon as possible. Happy Singles' Day!

3. You have to find a bowl with chopsticks. Someone calls out in the morning. If you are hungry, you will have hot food. If you are bored, you will have someone to accompany you. If you make a mistake, you will kneel on the washboard. If you are beautiful, you will jump together. What a beautiful paradise on earth. On Singles' Day, just join this happy team.

4. I saw 11.11 and said: What, why are the four of you single? Answer: That’s not the problem. I can’t lie down even when I should. Friends who read text messages, when are you going to lie down and take off your clothes? Happy Singles’ Day!

5. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to beat the bachelor. When relatives and friends in Luoyang asked me, they said I was a bachelor. If a young man doesn't work hard, he will be a bachelor. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He will continue to be a bachelor in the next life. Today is Singles Day, are you single?

6. Today is Singles’ Day. As a friend, I want to make you a solemn promise very responsibly and sincerely... When I eat meat, you will definitely have time to chew bones. Happy Singles' Day

7. Today is Singles' Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will... marry you!

8. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, and the world is full of joy. You have left the organization and are in the midst of tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

9. Today is Singles’ Day. It’s so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you that I like...you...your sister!

10. Today is Singles’ Day, don’t think about girls all the time, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will beat you with a “bare stick”!

11. Today is World Youth Day and tomorrow is Singles’ Day. If you only celebrate Youth Day, it means you are in the prime of life; if you only celebrate Singles' Day, it means you are as protective as a jade; if you celebrate both festivals together, it means you have glaucoma.

12. Do you know it’s Singles’ Day today? Today is not your day, you know? You still have me by your side, do you know? I will always love you, do you know that? Do you know that our love will last forever? Finally, I want to tell you something, hoping you won’t faint from happiness: I sent this text message by mistake, do you know?

13. Today is Singles’ Day. I wish you a single day: go away from your worries and bring back your happiness. Rolling around, the unique advantages of being a bachelor are rolling in, and I am bringing you my best wishes. I wish you lots of money to come.

14. Jiangcheng is fragrant and warm, but my heart is not moved. On the eleventh day of the lunar month, I still dreamed of seeing a beautiful lady while drunk. Spring cries and drizzles, leaving the intestines without saying a word. It remains the same year after year, but it is even more worthy of the change of years. I'm a bachelor, staying up late in the moonlight, talking about lovesickness, who's going to lose weight?

15. In this case, it is up to the divine judge to make a verdict. The evidence is conclusive and cannot be denied. The final verdict is: You, fell in love with the lovely Singles Day, will be with you for the rest of your life. ! Haha, happy Singles’ Day!

16. Carrot said: I am a red bachelor. Youtiao said: I am a bachelor who suffers from being too soft-hearted. No. 11 car said: Regardless of manual or automatic, I am the most popular bachelor. Happy Singles' Day!

17. I really want to see someone smile, I really want to listen to someone’s words, I really want to be devoted to someone, I really want to accompany someone for the rest of my life. In this life, when you are single, you have to find a girlfriend every day. Please bless me, my desire will not be just wishful thinking. Happy holidays, bachelor comrades! ” Funny Singles’ Day greetings from best friends (5)

1. The cold weather has arrived, and single life is often chaotic. Worry, worry, how I will spend this winter, single life is the most uncomfortable; worry that I will have no one this winter Love, the situation of being a bachelor is not strange. In fact, I am not a bad person, and I deserve a lot of love from everyone.

2. I only care about the revolutionary cause and have no time for romance, right? 11.1 Little Singles’ Day, friendly reminder: Life is sincere. Precious, the price of love is higher, don’t be busy with work, forget to enjoy happiness!

3. Is there any hero’s tiredness in breathing? Is there any hero’s tears in loneliness? Are there any heroic thunders? In the land of singles, sadness is strictly prohibited! Happy holidays, single heroes!

4. Integrity is the rule.

Women are no longer left, but they are noble and spiritual. Si is single and still happy. Valentine’s Day is chic and Singles’ Day is peaceful. When we talk and laugh, we have confidants, and when we communicate, we have good friends. Bachelor Yun: Why not be happy? Happy Singles' Day! A box of lunch can feed the whole family, and a small house can accommodate the whole family. There is no need to worry about being unable to sleep. No one urges you to wake up early. Keep your wallet by yourself. You don’t have to hand in your salary card. You don’t have to report your late return from entertainment. You can live a happy and carefree single life! Happy Singles' Day!

5. The stick is not in the light, but integrity will lead to success. Women are no longer left, but they are noble and spiritual. Si is single and still happy. Valentine’s Day is chic and Singles’ Day is peaceful. When we talk and laugh, we have confidants, and when we communicate, we have good friends. Bachelor Yun: Why not be happy? Happy Singles' Day!

6. A bachelor is also a heroic man, who does not retreat in the face of difficulties; a bachelor is also a happy man, who can travel around the world barefoot. Singles are not afraid of being alone, they just feel miserable in their hearts. Singles' Day is really exciting. There are all kinds of date parties, have a happy holiday!

7. Bachelors are proud to say the least, they are civilized and polite, they firmly oppose cuddling and flirting, they can read books and newspapers when they have nothing to do, and they will never jump up and down. Singles' Day is here. May singles' days be more wonderful and always happy and smiling!

8. The bachelor is a potential stock, and the bulls always win in the love market; the bachelor is a blue chip stock, and the life market goes straight to 10,000 points; the bachelor is a heavyweight stock, and the market in time leads the rise strongly. Singles' Day is coming soon, may your relationship be booming.

9. The bachelor’s life is really miserable, and no one cares about hunger, cold, and fatigue. There are no words of comfort for sadness, and no one can express joy for happiness. It’s hard to enjoy the blessing of a family relationship, just sleep alone holding a pillow. Singles' Day is here, may you take off your "lightness" as soon as possible and taste happiness!

10. A bachelor’s life is tiring, and there is no one to accompany him when he comes home from work; a bachelor’s heart is bitter, and he gets drunk alone before spending time and moonlight; a bachelor’s life is boring, and his parents nag him and he has no fun; a bachelor can only envy, and his friends are in pairs Show affection to each other. Singles' Day is here, I hope you can take off your "lightness" as soon as possible and live a world of two people!

11. Singles are actually not bad. You can eat alone and the whole family is satisfied. You have no worries when you go out. Wherever you live, it is your home. Singles are actually very large. They are everywhere in the streets and alleys. The stick among sticks should be yours. , there is no competition for the rank of veteran. I send you my blessings on Singles' Day. I hope you can take off your 'nude' as soon as possible and become a nunchuck. Happy Singles' Day!

12. Being single is actually not a bad thing, being single is purely an accident. Just because the love is single-minded, the girl cannot be seen outside. He looks a little funny, but he is actually quite bearable. He is an upright man and has not yet been corrupted. I’m not doing anything bad on Singles’ Day, just because I love you so much!

13. Being single is tiring, so I have to start a business alone; being single is miserable, and I cook cold dishes and rice by myself; being single is boring, and there are endless dates for marriage; being single is sad, because others are married and I am alone. A strong and independent man, you don’t have to worry about your true love. Happy Singles’ Day is coming, may your love arrive and your happiness be unstoppable.

14. Singles’ happiness, bachelor’s happiness, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them.

15. Singles are miserable, singles are tired, and they sleep alone in an empty room; they wake up in the middle of the night without a quilt, and hold a pillow as a kiss; there are many people in the colorful world, and they are destined to have no share; it is better to lack than to be indiscriminate, Singles' Day Come to comfort me and hope to find a good sister soon.

16. Being single is miserable, and you don’t know who to turn your worries to; being single is tired, and there is no one to wash the clothes and beds; being single is hurt, and you don’t know when fate will come; being single is sad, and there is no one around to accompany you; being single is miserable, and you are miserable, and you don’t know when fate will come. No one cherishes and no one pities; singles hope that next year and today will not be a festival, and they will smile with a beautiful woman in their arms!

17. The Singles Club announced: All adult singles can receive free blind date coupons on 11.11. The opportunities are limited, and the special password is: Happy Singles’ Day! I don’t tell most people!

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