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Humorous joke: daytime: I want to make money! I want to work overtime! I want to work hard! Qian Qian's money!

1, my daughter-in-law asked me to jog with her to lose weight, running and even crying, and I comforted her, "I will rest if I am too tired!" If you don't persevere, you won't fall! Daughter-in-law "I want to lose the meat that has been with me all these years." I really don't want to give it up. These years are emotional! Here you are. . . . .

I can't sell my self-esteem for better success, because I can't succeed even if I sell my self-esteem. Ha ha ha ha ha!

3. I want to find someone, so that every time I eat, someone washes the dishes, someone cleans the plastic bags immediately, and someone mops the floor on time, otherwise she will scold me.

4, every day in broad daylight: make money! I want to work overtime! I want to be diligent! Qian Qian's money! In the case of waking up to work in the morning: money is nothing. Let me sleep!

The spring in Beijing is like this. After the Lantern Festival, it was freezing. Suddenly, the temperature rose to 17 degrees. With the traditional logical thinking of covering spring and freezing autumn, wear thick clothes and trousers for two days. It's so hot that you begin to doubt life. Two days later, I really can't stand it. I washed my thick clothes and pants and took off my wool pants. I feel like I didn't last long. A gust of wind like a dragon slayer cooled 10 degrees and turned into a dog. I had to rummage through the inventory in the closet and put it back like a little penguin. In about a week, summer will come with a bang.