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Only intuition is a reliable power, and a sense of humor is like this. For example, relax. This is a joke in itself.

a hysteria before the college entrance examination

Vision Wei, who is cute and cute on the stage, had a violent conflict with her mother before the college entrance examination. Two days before the professional examination, Vision Wei suddenly had a high fever. At that time, the preparation songs prepared by Vision Wei were "Shepherd of Love" and "Dancing Moonlight", and "Shepherd of Love" was also a song that Vision Wei sang in the Chengdu Division of "Happy Boys". But at that time, because of a voice problem, he had to choose to sing "Dancing Moonlight".

Wei's mother said that at that time, the professional exam was at 1: in the morning, and Vision Wei began to practice songs after 8: , but she was afraid that the stereo would affect her neighbors. When she turned down the stereo for the second time, "Wei Xiaomiao" got angry beyond forbearance, threw the microphone and ran into the room and cried loudly. "Do you know that I can't sing" The Shepherd of Love "?What time do you have to consider so much? This is the first time that Vision Wei cried hysterically. Wei's mother froze, and tears poured out of her eyes ... Mother and son cried for about half an hour, and Wei's mother helped Vision Wei adjust the sound again, practiced singing twice and went to take the exam. After coming out of the examination room more than an hour later, when Vision Wei, gesturing with a "V", appeared in front of her mother again, Wei's mother burst into tears. "Wei Chen hasn't finished singing a song yet, and the examiner said to prepare for the cultural class well and continue to work hard!" At that time, Vision Wei scored 94 points in professional courses, ranking first among all candidates who applied for Sichuan Sound in Lanzhou!

The school's little singer

In Vision Wei's alma mater, Lanlian No.1 Middle School, Vision Wei is also a little famous, and she is famous for her singing. In the graduation ceremony of middle school in 24, a song "Wei" made many teachers remember Vision Wei through singing.

A teacher said, "That was the first time I listened to the song Wei. At that time, the students were waving their arms ..." Teacher Liang, the head teacher of Grade One in Vision Wei, said that Vision Wei had matured a lot on the "Fast Man" stage, but the feeling of being "simple and clever" had not changed. When he was in high school, Vision Wei rarely spoke. Whenever he saw him, he always smiled. Although his academic performance is not the best, both boys and girls in the class like him very much.

The bitterness and joy of the journey of "Fast Man"

Some people say that Vision Wei's love life is "at sixes and sevens", and it seems that Vision Wei has become the person with the most negative news about "Fast Man" this year.

Speaking of these things, Vision Wei said firmly, "I'm worried that my family will be sad when they see these false news. I am a man, maybe I will encounter all kinds of right and wrong in the entertainment circle in the future. I hope I will bear everything alone. I don't like the heavy burden on my family, because I am looked down upon by others. My mother often encourages me to face everything bravely and be a responsible person. I think this is also my harvest on the stage of' Fast Man'. "

Vision Wei became the third runner-up of "Fast Man". Many netizens on the Internet analyzed that the main reason was the low SMS support rate. However, Vision Wei didn't care about this: "My popularity is quite prosperous. I can see my orange oranges everywhere. How can it be low?"

Speaking of the support of his family, Wei Chenxiao said, "The whole family mobilized to vote for me." Vision Wei calculated an account very seriously: "A mobile phone voted 15 votes, and a landline voted 15 votes ... Our family voted 45 votes for me every week, which seems to be quite a lot in a month." For the present achievement, Vision Wei's face is written with satisfaction ...

Vision Wei said that his mother used to sing Peking Opera. He remembered that her mother played the role of Little Tiemei in The Red Lantern. When she was young, she worked in the art troupe. Later, because of work, she could not study further, and music became a personal hobby completely. My father's idols are singers like Yu-Ching Fei and Teresa Teng, but under his leadership, my father also began to listen to singers like Tao Zhe and Wang Leehom. Sometimes, when Vision Wei hasn't heard a new song, my father will take the initiative to call and say, have you listened to tank's songs recently? I think it's quite suitable for you. "Now he is very avant-garde."

besides his parents, Vision Wei is also greatly influenced by his teachers. Talking about Wang Zhengliang who participated in this competition together, Vision Wei will call him an idol every time. Vision Wei said that he admired Mr. Wang so much that he felt that no one could beat him, so he didn't even think about taking the teacher to PK in the PK competition, but just regarded it as a performance.

Vision Wei said that when he first entered Sichuan Conservatory of Music, he admired Mr. Wang Zhengliang very much. At that time, after listening to his CD, Wang Zhengliang covered many singers' songs, including JJ Lin's and Jay Chou's (Q bar). Each song felt different from the original song, and Wang Zhengliang's own style was added, which made Vision Wei admire it very much. Vision Wei said that he often went to Mr. Wang's piano room to listen in, and once even went to the piano room for an exam. At that time, a good friend wanted to take an examination of a duet song, so he accompanied his friend to sing "Roof", which is exactly the song that Mr. Wang and Jane Zhang sang together. Mr. Wang commented that since it was a duet, there should be communication. Vision Wei felt that Mr. Wang's comments were brief but accurate.

Talking about the super girls in Sichuan Conservatory of Music, Vision Wei said that He Jie was in the same class as him. During military training, He Jie sang a song at the party, which impressed Vision Wei deeply. He marveled at the explosive power of this little girl's voice. Vision Wei thought she was a star at that time.

Vision Wei college entrance examination composition talks about gratitude and hard work

If it was in the past, I think I will definitely forget what I often say. But now, I am taking part in the "Happy Boys" competition. From the audition to the division finals and then to the national finals, I learned two things that I think are precious, that is gratitude and hard work. There is a saying that I don't often talk about, but it often echoes in my heart: I clench my fist in my heart and say to all good or bad eyes: I will refuel! I wonder if this is beside the point? )

"I will refuel!" This sentence seems simple, but it is what I want to express most at present. From an ordinary junior to a contestant who can confidently face hundreds of audiences under the stage, I have seen the results of my efforts. At the same time, I also gained a lot in this process.

encouragement is very important for everyone, especially for a person who is trying to grow up and eager to fly with his dreams. I feel that I have really grown a lot along the way. No matter from the professional aspect, or dealing with people, or how to adjust your mentality when you encounter problems, you have made some new progress more or less. I really feel lucky. There are so many people paying attention to and supporting me along the way. I have grown up step by step under these concerned eyes, gained a little self-confidence with these support and encouragement, and strengthened a little under some accusations and criticisms, which makes me feel that I can live up to everyone's expectations only by doing my best.

it is a matter of course for me to work hard. I have always treated every game with a learning attitude, and I have to make 1% efforts in every performance. On the stage, I feel less confident when I want to sing and dance alone. But I think, if we work hard, we can break through ourselves and give you a refreshing Vision Wei. I practiced hard, and I was praised by my friends around me. I feel very gratified. I hope I can bring you more surprises in the following games. Believe in my strength.

PS: I am very dissatisfied with this article, and I really feel embarrassed. Hehe ~ ~, I want to rewrite it when I have the chance. After I adjust my sleep, I believe it will be quite wonderful, hehe.

Vision Wei, the third runner-up of this year's fast men, is the fifth youngest among the top 13 players except Ahu、Yue, Ham, Land Rover and Yao Zheng. Many people never thought that he could make it to the top three in China, even he never thought of it himself. In the interview, Vision Wei always kept a clear head to look at the results and the future. This boy, who is a junior in the Conservatory of Music, exudes a mature taste beyond his age.

Vision Wei has always stressed the influence of his parents and family on himself in the interview. When it comes to participating in the fast man, he said that he was also encouraged by his father. "Because I studied in the Conservatory of Music and participated in many competitions before, my father said that I must try if there is a competition." He also stressed that parents have always been role models for themselves. "They have taught me a lot from being a man to working, and they have their own set of education. They will always be my role models."

Vision Wei also said that her love for singing originated from a walkman bought by her mother when she was a child. "I like it very much, so I wear a listening cassette all day, and after listening to it more, I begin to love singing. Later, when there was a class meeting and a cultural performance, everyone would say, Vision Wei, give a performance! I went to sing happily. Slowly, everyone will think of me when they want to sing, and I will like singing more and more. " Later, when he was admitted to Sichuan Conservatory of Music, Vision Wei said that he was "ambitious". "When I was a freshman, I had high expectations for myself, so I thought I must win the prize and participated in many competitions, but my grades were not very good. Up to now, I am a junior, and I slowly find that if I don't expect too much from myself, it will be very effective, because I am more relaxed and have no pressure to participate in the competition. "

Being recognized by Bao Xiaobai is the happiest

After participating in Fast Men, Wei Chen made it through all the way, from the top 1 in Chengdu Division to the breakout competition, and finally to the top three in the country. Vision Wei said that this was never imagined. "At that time, it was not easy to think of entering the top 5 in the division, because the players in Chengdu Division were particularly strong." Vision Wei said that Bao Xiaobai, the judge, has always disliked himself, which is the reason why he didn't dare to "fancy" better grades. "Teacher Bao Xiaobai didn't like me very much before. When he first saw me, he thought I was plain-looking, and my singing performance was also plain." In the end, Bao Xiaobai finally changed his view of himself. Vision Wei said that this was the most unforgettable thing for him in the whole competition. "In the end, his comment to me was' Vision Wei is a very good student, he studied well in the competition, made progress and gained experience'. I was really happy to hear his words. These words make me happier than saying that I am the best singer or the best performer. "

Jason was very kind to me.

Looking back now, Vision Wei said that his biggest change was to become confident. "At the beginning of the competition, I would like to sing what songs and wear what clothes to make people like me. In the end, I began to feel that I just need to sing my favorite songs, because I know that people who like me will support me no matter what I sing. I am more confident on the stage. I think as long as I fully perform, everyone will like it. "

In the "4 into 3", Vision Wei unexpectedly advanced, but Jason, one of the favourites to win the championship, was eliminated, which many people didn't expect. Vision Wei also said that he didn't expect it at all. "I was ready for the ultimate PK before the competition, because my votes were the lowest among the four people. Maybe I also played very well in that game. As a result, I made it to Jason PK. I wasn't worried before he went to PK, but in the end he left. I was surprised and sad, and I cried. "

He said that he has a very good relationship with Jason, and Jason has always taken care of himself, so he always hoped that Jason could go further. "Before the game, I was worried that he was inaccessible because he had achieved so much success, but he had no airs at all and was very kind to me. Moreover, he has a lot of beautiful clothes, and he will lend them to me without hesitation during the competition, and he will lend me the latest and best ones that have not been worn. He thinks this is a respect for me, and I am really grateful to him. "

Wei Chen's cold joke

1. What medicinal materials will get lost most?

Answer: Ginseng, because I am a stranger.

2. Moderator: For example, if you want to buy this, how do you bargain?

Vision Wei: hmm ... (embarrassed to laugh) ... this is the national unified retail price.

3. A fat woman went to see a slimming doctor, and the doctor said that you would lose a lot of weight after eating two pieces of bread and an apple a meal for a month! A week later, the woman called the doctor and said, should I eat two pieces of bread and an apple before or after meals?

4. A polar bear has been plucking, plucking all the time ... it's so cold!

5. The child in Chenchen wiped his hand directly on his clothes after eating, and Chenchen said that the white clothes you were wearing on the clothes turned into camouflage clothes!

6.SX said that the beautician said that his skin was dry, so he needed to use the hydrating cream more. CC said that you might as well use Nongfu Spring.

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak didn't say hello when they met. Why? Because they are all strangers ...

8. What kind of person is Spider-Man?

A: The loser, because he is Spider man.

What color is Spider-Man?

A: White, because he is a Spider man.

9. Vision Wei: What's the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

He Yi looks childlike: Although I have heard this, I still want to ask, what's the difference?

I look sweaty in the morning: falling from the second floor is ... pa ... ah ... falling from the twentieth floor is ... ah ... lie down.

1. Ask: "What do you want to choose?"

chenchen: "because we are all handsome."

11. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

the truth (like) comes out.

12. Sitting on a skateboard in the morning ... walking on your hands ...

The reporter asked: Morning, what are you doing?

Chenchen said calmly: Yesterday was the Dragon Boat Festival ... I was "skating" on the dragon boat ...

13. A tortoise built a house, played a medicine name, covered it in the middle, built another house, played another medicine name, covered it in the middle, and the little turtle went crazy. He built more than 3 houses in one go. He played another medicine name. Giant.

15. Finally, the host said that there was a gift for Chenchen

CC: Really? So good. Can you come again tomorrow?

16. On the breakfast table, YHM sprayed oil all over his face while eating soup packets. CC sat next to the child brought back by YHM and said, "Do you regret being with him? What a shame, right? "

18. At lunch, Chenchen asked Ahu、Yue, "Chengde has Lulu, but Changde has what?"?

19. Chenchen asks Jason: Jason, what will a shark become if it accidentally eats mung beans?

Jason thought for a long time but couldn't answer! ~ other things are the same,

Chenchen said with a smile: Mung bean shark! ~ ha ...

2. A black cat and a white cat were walking together on the road, and the white cat fell into a ditch. What did the black cat say when the white cat climbed up?

The black cat said, "Meow ~ ~"

21. At lunch, Don