A dry sense of humor, humor can be divided into dry and wet?

As soon as we met, we said, "Your sense of humor is very dry." ? This is the biggest compliment I have ever heard, and then I am a little confident that I can shoot a British theme. -I slept in a movie dream for ten years

What is the greatest praise received by director Ang Lee, a dry sense of humor? A dull sense of humor doesn't sound like a good thing.

Let's look at the dictionary definition of "dry":

Therefore, making jokes is the kind of jokes that are whispered inadvertently and often require thinking to find the punch line.

For example, someone asked in the forum, "What is a dry sense of humor?" As a result, there is a buddy under this back:

-What is a dry sense of humor?

That is to say, when you tell jokes, don't throw up all over others.

Ha, ha, ha, what makes me feel funny is to be humorous!

Let's have some jokes today, some of which are quite dry:

Rule number one

What's the name of a bee born in America? What's the name of the American-born bee? )

——USB。

Bees born in the United States have natural nationality, American bee, USB!

Rule number two

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Why can't a bike stand on its own? )

-because it is two tires.

A bicycle has two tires, which sounds like "I am too tired to stand"!

Rule of Three

Why don't you go to the party? Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? )

-because there is no one to accompany it.

Skeleton has only skeleton, but no body. No body = no one, single dog is going to the party? It's so sad!

Rule number four

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Strictly speaking, this is not a joke, but it is very interesting. Is your first reaction: time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like bananas? What is this? !

In fact, the last half sentence is: Drosophila, like, a banana = Drosophila, like, banana. Yes, that's just for fun.

Rule number five

Say a person eats in a restaurant.

The waiter came over and asked him, "What do you think of this fish?"

The man replied, "By chance!"

Obviously, the waiter is asking, "What do you think of this fish?" As a result, the other person understood, "How did you find the fish?" Just dislike your little fish and sarcastically answer, "It's a coincidence."

Well, in this special period, Bojun smiles and wishes you health and happiness every day!