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Two-part allegorical saying about pig wearing glasses
Pig Bajie wears glasses-fake sven
Other two-part allegorical sayings about Pig Bajie:
Pig Bajie dallies with Chang 'e-he doesn't weigh himself
Pig Bajie carries the Monkey King on his back-there is an able person behind the able person
Pig Bajie wears glasses-he pretends to be a college student
Pig Bajie speaks with a big mouth
. A mouthful of porcelain (words)
Pig Bajie meets Niu Mowang-no one is better than anyone else
Pig Bajie eats ginseng fruit-he doesn't know the taste at all
Pig Bajie eats bowl dregs-his mouth is full of words
Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-it's not a person inside and outside
Pig Bajie is defeated-it's a rake
Pig Bajie reads the songbook- Marry a daughter-in-law-do your best
Pig eats pork-kill each other
Pig rides a donkey-a pair of animals
Pig marries-one is happy and the other is worried
Pig brushes powder-can't hide ugliness
Pig grits his teeth-hates monkeys
Pig reads a songbook-fake sven
pig eight quit to marry his sister-just look at me.
pig eight quit to eat pig's hoof-without knowing it.
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Pig Bajie eats ginseng fruit with a bitter mouth-I don't know the taste at all.
Pig Bajie plays tricks-makes a rake.
Pig Bajie crosses the flaming mountain-makes a rake.
Pig Bajie worships Buddha in heaven-shakes his heart.
Pig Bajie carries his daughter-in-law-who is willing to make efforts (or thankless)
Pig Bajie Xiao's daughter-in-law-who is willing. I'd rather
Pig's eyes are angry-ugly and evil
Pig's look in the mirror-ask for embarrassment
Pig's backbone-incompetent people (the back of enlightenment)
Pig's going up the wall-beating a rake
Pig's Eight Rings:
Pig's role in Wu Cheng'en's The Journey to the West, and Pig wears glasses to make two-part allegorical sayings. Wu Neng, the method name, was the second disciple of Tang Priest, who was originally the Marshal of the Jade Emperor's canopy. Because of flirting with the fairy of the Nishang (a member of the Chang 'e, the "Chang 'e" in The Journey to the West means the fairy of Yuefu. Not Heng E, the wife of Hou Yi in folklore. ) was expelled from heaven, but he was wrong to vote for a pig fetus. Tang Priest and the Monkey King went west to learn Buddhist scriptures and passed through Gaolaozhuang, where they fought the Monkey King in Yunzhan Cave. Hearing the name of Tang Priest, they went to visit. From then on, he became a disciple of the Tang Priest to protect Tang Priest from going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and was finally named the messenger of the net altar. Bajie is simple and honest, with great strength, but he is lazy, loves to take advantage of small things and covets women. Pig eight quit to look in the mirror
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-it's not human inside and outside
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-it's not human inside and outside
Pig eight quit's back-incompetent (enlightened back)
Pig eight quit to wear flowers-self-beauty
Monks beat him. The media ensured the success-Pig joined together (Pearl joined the wall)
Pig entered the daughter country-it took a long time
Pig married his daughter-in-law-carrying away
Pig carried his daughter-in-law-willing to work hard
Pig didn't become an immortal-it was bad in his mouth
Pig ate Huanglian/ Pig Bajie eats ginseng fruit-
Pig Bajie who has a bitter mouth eats pig crow-
Pig Bajie acts as a hero-
Pig Bajie wears earrings-
Pig Bajie wears flowers-
The more, the uglier. Pig's trick-beating his mouth
appreciating himself
Pig's fall into a kaleidoscope-full of ugliness
Pig's eyes are angry-ugly and evil
Pig's arch curtain-advanced mouth
Pig's entry into the girl country-it's blinding
Pig's entry into the slaughterhouse. > Pig Bajie worships Buddha in heaven-his heart is unstable
Pig Bajie buys pig liver-his heart is rare
Pig Bajie sells fried liver-which lung is this
Pig Bajie sells bean jelly-there are not many samples. Taste a lot
Pig Bajie has changed thirty-six times-without a good face
Pig Bajie broke the mirror-afraid of showing his ugliness
Pig Bajie went to the West to fetch Buddhist scriptures-half-hearted
Pig Bajie was blind date-afraid of showing his face
Pig Bajie wanted to marry a wife-wishful thinking
Pig carried his daughter-in-law-willingly
Taking photos of Pig Bajie-asking for embarrassment (see) Pig Bajie's back
Pig Bajie's back-the incompetent generation (the back of understanding)
Here are more two-part allegories about Pig Bajie
Pig Bajie wears flowers-the more ugly/ Smelly
Pig Bajie lost his rake-why should he guarantee that Master
Pig Bajie wears earrings-thinks himself beautiful
Pig Bajie's wife-eats pork every day
Pig Bajie's martial arts-smacks Pig Bajie's mouth-gluttonous for food and drink/ Have a full stomach and drink
Pig Bajie's mouth-self-appreciation
Pig Bajie fell into a kaleidoscope-full of ugliness
Pig Bajie's meat price-(you) surpassed the master's
Pig Bajie's backbone-savvy back (incompetent)
Pig Bajie beat grasshoppers-clumsy
Stop serving dishes-it's no use trying to please
Pig's mobile phone-the second child also plays mobile phone
Pig's defeat-it's a slap in the face
Pig's daughter-in-law is willing/willing to make efforts/ It's hard to please
Pig Bajie can't be immortal-the bad thing is that he carries the Monkey King on his back-there are talented people behind the talented people
Pig Bajie puts on a banquet-pretending to be an old man
Pig Bajie plays the girl-at least not like
Pig Bajie snaps his mouth-he sees his daughter-in-law
Pig Bajie eats ginseng fruit-he has no idea what it's like < You can't hide your ugliness
Pig eight quit eating watermelon-eating coptis root-eating pig's trotters with a bitter mouth-self-harming flesh and blood
Pig eight quit eating pork-ingratitude
Pig eight quit being a hero-just boasting
Pig eight quit boasting < P > Pig eats food-it's hard to hear
Pig eats bowl dregs-his mouth is full of words
Pig wipes powder-it can't cover up the ugly pig's love letter
Dear E-E:
Hello!
Hum, I wander in the long pigsty. Eager to meet a girl dressed in white like a lilac. She has a lilac temperament, and she has a sighing eye. This is the old me. Since I met you, I began to change my mind. No longer wandering in the pigsty, just waiting beside the road you walked. I will feel my glory if I can be seen by you.
I don't know, that damn horse plague. He turned into you and tore my straight leg. A fire burned my fairy mirror cave house and used me as a demon. Threaten me to go to some Buddhist paradise to get some scriptures. You know, why don't we know a few people in Chinese characters? That's all right. He wants us to pick something to lead the horse. Look, we're behind the horse. I don't know how many winters and summers have passed, and finally I have arrived in the Western Heaven. Fortunately, I am merciful, and I was appointed as a net altar messenger. Finally, I can stop worrying about reincarnation and hell.
It's just that I've always been bitter: that damned Po Hou burned my fairy house. Makes me homeless. We are all immortals but have no home. What a chagrin and regret! You see, Huaguo Mountain has been developed into a tourist attraction. The local government invested tens of millions, and all those monkeys were enshrined as monkey fathers and monkeys. If we stay in Fuling Mountain, there must be a group of piglets, don't you think ~!
Look, although we are being burned by others, we have to protect them! Are wandering immortals also called immortals? Jiro Shinji lives in Guanjiangkou, listening to the tune but not listening to the announcement. The monkey head lives in Huaguo Mountain. Just lost the old pig, homeless and clothed. Poor thing! I wonder if your Guanghan Palace can accommodate you?
our old pig is ugly, but his heart is still kind! I am ugly, but I am gentle! What a man! Of course, you can't just do face work. You can't just do the surface finish of donkey dung eggs. We have the strength and brains to endure hardships and are not selfish, which is much better than that of the post-8s generation. Choosing us is of course the first choice. How can you focus only on men's appearance like those girls who have nothing to do? You say so!
how can you bear to hear me sing "it's hard to be a big man"? How can you have the heart to let me sing a single love song? The moon is full of yin, and people have joys and sorrows. How can you make me despair while waiting? I have been waiting for a long time! How can you let me wander alone?
moths, you won't, won't. This is not your character.
When the moon is full again tonight, the old pig only admires Yuanyang but not immortals. Eo, the old pig saw it again, and saw your graceful and graceful posture. I saw your poetry. It's not my fault that I'm ugly. I think you have no result.
moths, following the Tang Priest, our old pig can also write poems. Although it is not as good as Tang Priest's, it is a great progress! Don't believe me, I'll write it for you:
I'm leaving gently
Just as I'm coming gently
I'm waving gently
goodbye to the clouds in the west
moths, don't laugh at me when you see it. You know, it took me 12 thousand courage to write this love letter: to leave this love letter with a good reputation and live in heaven like a human being.
moths, you are tired! Then write here first: I hope people will be sleeping for a long time.
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