Write a terrible joke about China people. Laugh till your stomach hurts.

One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu, "There lived a widow in the back hill. She was widowed for three years and regarded chastity as her life. She only keeps an eagle to live with. If you can get this woman, then I, Zhu Zhishan, am very impressed with you. " Tang Bohu thought for a moment and asked Zhu Zhishan to come back in a few days to listen to the news. After two days, it began to rain cats and dogs. In the middle of the night, Tang Bohu climbed the back hill and came to the widow's house. Tang Bohu knocked at the door and asked, "Can I take shelter from the rain?" The widow opened the door. It turned out to be Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in Jiangnan, and hurriedly let him in. Tang Bohu came in, thanked him again and again, and then asked, "Can you take off your wet clothes?" When the widow saw that her clothes were all wet, she quickly put them on the stove to dry. At this moment, Tang Bohu asked again, "Sister-in-law, I'm thirsty. Can you lend me a spoon to have a drink? " The widow hurriedly took a spoon to Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu finished drinking water and found it was getting late. She asked the widow, "Sister-in-law, can you let me spend the night here?" The widow thought about it, and it was raining outside, so she agreed. She took Tang Bohu to the guest room, and Tang Bohu went into the guest room. You're welcome. I fell asleep. At dawn the next day, Tang Bohu got up early and quietly walked into the yard. Sure enough, he saw an eagle living alone. Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and pulled out all its hair; Then he went home without saying hello to the widow. A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home when they heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhishan opened the door. It was the widow. When the widow saw Tang Bohu, she swore in Mandarin, "Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu! You are a scholar in Jiangnan, and you are a talent. Why did you do such a dirty thing? I sympathized with you the other day and kindly opened the door to let you in. You want to take shelter from the rain, I'll let you take shelter from the rain; If you want to take it off, I will let you take it off; You want a spoon, I'll give you a spoon; If you want to spend the night, I'll let you spend the night. Go ahead! Why did you pull out all my eagle hairs? " Zhu Zhishan was shocked by the audit. ...