Please tell me a joke! Bonus points for good ones!!

Echo

Dentist (examining the patient's mouth): "There is a big hole in your tooth! There is a big hole."

The patient (unhappily) ): "There is a hole, but you don't have to say it twice."

Dentist: "I only said it once. That is an echo, an echo."

Exercise

The beautiful tour guide led the group to visit the army camp. Suddenly, a group of soldiers nearby fired a row of

guns. The lady was startled and fell into the arms of the accompanying company commander. The tour guide quickly blushed and said, "I'm so sorry,

I was frightened by your gunfire." The company commander said, "It's okay. Are you willing to watch the artillery drill?"

Chicken crossing the river

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river. At this time, a policeman came over and the thief hurriedly took the chicken to the river.

In.

The policeman asked: "What are you doing? What is in the river?"

The thief said: "That is a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I am here." Help him look at his clothes..."

Latest news

The TV news announcer was broadcasting the news...

At this time, a note was sent to him In front of him, he picked up the note and said habitually: "The following is the news we just received..." Then he opened the note and read: "Man, you still have a piece on your front tooth. Spinach leaves...."

Division of labor

Old Li was sitting in front of his house enjoying the cool air, watching the highway passing through the fields in the village, which was spectacular.

< p>After a while he saw a car approaching and stopped on the side of the road. A man got out, dug a hole on the side of the road, and then got back into the car.

After a while, someone in the car Another person came down and filled the hole again.

The car moved forward for a while, and the person came down and dug another hole. After a while, another person filled the hole again.

In this way, every time the car drove for a while, it dug holes, rested, and filled holes.... Lao Li was very confused.

He couldn't help but ran over and asked: "What are you doing?"

The two workers replied: "The three of us are working on a project to green the highway, and the man in charge of planting trees is sick today!"

< p>Guesthouse

A foreigner went to a certain place on business and wanted to find a guesthouse, so he asked a passerby: "Do you know where the guesthouse is?"

The passerby replied: "Yes. . What are you doing with Mrs. Zhao?"

"Sleeping," the outsider replied.

Thoughtful

The shark looked at a windsurfer and said: "The reception is really thoughtful. There is breakfast, there are plates

and napkins."< /p>

Pause

A certain cadre likes to pause randomly when speaking, and reads without breaking up sentences. One day, under the orders of the newly appointed Secretary Wang, he went to the grassroots level

Sitting on the podium to give a speech He said: "I am Secretary Wang..." (pause)

Everyone was shocked on and off the stage, thinking that the Secretary was paying a private visit incognito, so they couldn't help but listen carefully to the following words with trepidation. "Sent... ."

Everyone was relieved, and someone secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead. "I am here to seduce women..." (Another pause)

Everyone was shocked, and the dignified cadres, How dare you say this? "At work..."

Everyone laughed.