What are the classic jokes in football?

1. What's the use of apologizing? How many times has China apologized for football? Has he changed? (for Marvin incident)

Don't always compare us with foreign countries! Why is Brazilian football strong? Because other children expect to make money by playing football. By contrast, football will never become the biggest ball game in China, and it is also eager to get rich. Our children prefer two-color balls.

3. The coach said that the players in China are far behind the top teams in Europe, America and even Asia in terms of technical and tactical level, but we have a unique advantage in endurance, that is, the endurance of losing.

4. Many players are all-rounders, who can play both defenders and forwards. Relatively speaking, my position on the court is always relatively fixed, and I can only play soy sauce.

5. The coach said: The left leg that kicks the left winger will become thicker all the year round, and the right leg that kicks the right winger will become thicker all the year round. It makes me want to play center now.

6. A fan drew a portrait for me, and I'm going crazy. Haha, I like it very much. I remember the coach once said that the hospital can't accommodate four kinds of patients: vitiligo, epilepsy, insanity and China striker.