Satire at a woman with glasses.

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said, "Meow-"

Sixth place:

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked: Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

Seventh place:

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. It walked and walked and suddenly became hungry ... so it ate itself. ...

Eighth place:

When a polar bear is idle and bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ....................................................................................................................................................