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Selected readings of children's joke stories
Once upon a time, there was a rich landlord who, although illiterate, always wanted to be an official, so he tried his best to buy a county magistrate with his money, but he didn't understand a word of officialdom.
After he took office, he went to visit state officials. When they sat down, the national official asked, "What is the custom in your country?" He quickly got up and replied, "There is no strong wind and less dust."
The state official looked at him and asked, "What about the flowers in spring?" He repeatedly bowed and said, "This spring, cotton is not expensive per package of 280 yuan."
The state official was very surprised and asked, "How is the squire's food?" He stood up again and smiled and replied, "My humble position is not too high, five feet six inches." The state official asked unhappily, "How are the people in your county?" He replied, "We don't have white apricots there, only two, but there are many red apricots. We can have a bumper harvest this year. "
The state official said angrily, "I asked Li Shu." He replied, "There are many pear trees, but the fruits are too small."
The state official was so angry that he patted the table: "Bastard! I'm not asking you pears and apricots, I'm asking you Wang! " Hearing this, he quickly stood up and said, "report back to your honor, my humble nickname is dog!" " "
Selected readings of children's joke stories
A fortune teller boasted that his divination was very effective, especially in predicting what would happen in the future.
One day, three scholars who came to Beijing to take the exam passed by and came to his divination booth. One of the scholars asked, "How much can the three of us get in this exam?" The fortune teller closed his eyes, calculated with his fingers, and then stretched out a finger. Three scholars did not understand what this meant and asked the fortune teller, "What does this mean?" The fortune teller smiled and said, "The secret can't be revealed." No matter how the scholar asks, the fortune teller refuses to speak. Helpless, the three scholars had to continue on their way.
Seeing that all the scholars had left, the little apprentice of the fortune teller asked the master, "What did you mean by holding out a finger just now?" Seeing no one around, the fortune teller whispered, "The three of them. If one of them is admitted, this finger tells them that only one of them can be admitted. " If two of them pass the exam, this finger tells them that one of the three will fail; If all three of them are admitted, this finger means that they are admitted together; If there are no three, it means that none of them can pass the exam. "
The little apprentice smiled and said, "Ah! That's what fortune-telling does!
Selected readings of three children's joke stories
A local rich man has two sons-in-law. The eldest son-in-law is a juren and rich. The second son-in-law is a poor farmer, but he is very clever.
The local rich like their eldest son-in-law, and praise him for his good study when he meets everyone. He is clever and sensible. But he looked down on his second son-in-law and always said that he was a fool and didn't know anything.
Once, the local rich man celebrated his birthday, and his two sons-in-law came to celebrate their birthdays. The three of them were drinking in the garden. Just as the peaches in the garden were about to ripen, the local rich man wanted to show his eldest son-in-law's talent, and took the opportunity to ridicule his second son-in-law, so he pointed to the peaches and said, "Why did the peaches become popular first?" The eldest son-in-law rushed to answer: "More sun on the tip." The local rich man praised again and again.
The second son-in-law smiled and said, "Grandpa, he is wrong. Radish is born in the soil and can't see the sun. Why is it so red? " The local rich man and son-in-law have nothing to answer.
The local rich man pointed to another flower and asked, "Why is this flower fatter than that one?" The eldest son-in-law rushed to answer again: "This is because we eat too much dung."
The local rich man said happily, "That makes sense!" "The second son-in-law interjected," No, it's even more wrong. Honey, you are so fat. Is it because you ate too much shit? "
Selected Reading of De Ville Simskindlen's Joke Stories
Once upon a time, there was a very rich man. He has a silly son. It seems that he is in his thirties and hasn't got a wife yet. He was so anxious that the rich man went everywhere to arrange blind dates for his son.
One day, the matchmaker came to propose marriage and made an appointment to take the woman's uncle to see her son-in-law the next day.
The rich man said to his son, "When people look at our mules and horses and praise them, you say,' Forget it, beast.' If you ask about my father, you can say,' I played chess with the old monk in the back hill after dinner and didn't come home all day. Sometimes I live in the same room with the old monk at night. If you praise the famous painting in our family, you can say,' This is an ancient painting from the Tang Dynasty!' "
The next day, the blind date came. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the rich man's son standing in the yard and asked, "Is your father at home?"
The rich man's son replied, "don't mention it, beast!" " "
The blind date was surprised and asked, "Where's your mother?"
The rich man's son replied, "After dinner, he played chess with the old monk in the back hill and didn't come home all day. Sometimes I live in a room with the old monk at night. "
The blind date was stunned, entered the court and whispered to the matchmaker, "Look, what is this word?"
The rich man's son came forward and replied, "This is an ancient painting of the Tang Dynasty."
Selected readings of children's joke stories
Once, a white-haired old man sent his silly son to the market to buy slaves. Before leaving, the father taught his son the secret recipe: "I heard that the slave seller didn't let the slave know in advance, so that the buyer could watch him privately, comment on the pros and cons and discuss the price." Buying like this is a good slave. "
My son swaggered into the market, walked into a mirror shop and saw himself in the mirror, young and strong. He remembered his father's words and felt that he must be a good slave, so he pointed to the mirror and said, "How much is this slave?"
On hearing this, the shopkeeper knew that he was a fool and lied to him, saying, "This slave sells for ten dollars."
My son bought a mirror and went home happily. Father was very surprised and asked him, "Where are the slaves you bought?"
The son took the mirror out of his arms and said, "Here it is."
Father looked at himself in the mirror and saw that his eyebrows and beard were gray, and his face was dark and wrinkled. He scolded his son angrily and said, "Idiot! How can I buy such an old slave at a high price of ten dollars! "
Selected Reading of Six Children's Joke Stories
Once upon a time, there was a rich businessman who wanted his son to follow in his father's footsteps and become a richer man than himself. To this end, he tried his best to invite a teacher.
He called his son to the teacher and said, "This teacher is virtuous and knowledgeable. Learn from the teacher in the future and be meticulous. "
The son obediently said, "Don't worry! Father, I must follow your instructions and follow the teacher in every word and deed. "
One day, my son had dinner with his teacher. He sat respectfully, the teacher picked up chopsticks, and he picked up chopsticks; The teacher has a mouth to eat, and he has a mouth to eat; He takes whatever the teacher takes. He imitates the teacher's every move. He is meticulous and accurate.
The teacher felt strange and looked up at him. He also looked up at the teacher at once. Seeing his strange appearance, the teacher couldn't help laughing. This smile doesn't matter. The food choked my throat, I coughed and sneezed, and I spilled food all over the table. My son sneezed when he saw the teacher, but he always failed after several attempts, so he quickly stood up, bowed deeply to the teacher and said with shame, "Teacher, your skills are really difficult, and students really can't learn!"
Selected readings of seven children's joke stories
In ancient times, there was a talented scholar who raised a stupid son. Seeing that the silly son is getting older and older, he has reached marriageable age, but no one has proposed. The scholar is in a hurry. Finally, someone introduced a marriage from afar, and the blind date came soon.
The scholar was confused for a moment and taught his son without modification: "When the blind date asks about the big tree in front of the door, you can answer that it was not a good year and sell it;" If you ask the bamboo garden behind the house, you will say that it is in a state of chaos and ruin; If people see the grain in the warehouse, you can say that it is all earned by your parents; If you see the scholar's card on the wall, you can say it's not surprising. My family has one. "Son back the scholar, just waiting for the blind date.
When the blind date came, the old scholar deliberately hid himself to show his son's face and told him to meet alone.
The blind date didn't see the old scholar come out, so he asked, "Where did your father go?" The son replied in the order of memory: "If the year is not good, it will be sold." Hearing this, the blind date frowned and asked, "Where's your mother?" The son replied, "It's ruined." Seeing that he didn't know what to say, the blind date looked at a pile of cow dung and quipped, "It's a big pile, full of shit and urine!" " The scholar's son quickly went on to say, "My parents earned all this." The blind date couldn't help it and said, "Why are you so stupid?" The son replied, "It's not surprising. There is a generation in my family. "
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