Connotation joke: "Wait a minute, just five minutes" "Is it really that fast?"

Connotation paragraph: It's late, and my girlfriend is still in front of the TV and refuses to cook dinner. My boyfriend was really hungry, but he didn't want to go to the kitchen, so he threatened his girlfriend and said, "I'll go out to eat if I don't cook!" " "The girlfriend said," wait a minute, just five minutes. Boyfriend is puzzled: "Why are you so fast?" The girlfriend said, "I'll change my clothes and go with you." (edited by super cute little publicity stunt)

Connotation paragraph: My boyfriend was in a hurry to go out and slammed the door when he left. My girlfriend roared, "Are you angry with me for slamming the door so loudly?" My boyfriend heard it outside and worried that his wife would be angry. He gently opened the door and walked in carefully, asking, "Is this always satisfactory?" Girlfriend: "Did you do something wrong by sneaking in?" (edited by super cute little publicity stunt)

Connotation paragraph: I saw my boyfriend looking pale in the morning and asked with concern, "What's the matter?" "I had a dream last night, sleepwalking in Italy and tasting Italian spaghetti." "What's so disturbing about this?" I said. "When I got up today, I found that the belt of my pajamas was gone." (edited by super cute little publicity stunt)

Connotation paragraph: Traffic police check drunk driving at the intersection in front of the hotel. The second brother was drunk and asked the police to say "let me blow", but the police ignored him. So he shouted to the police, "Let me blow." The policeman was angry, too: "I didn't drive to blow anything." So the second brother turned away swearing. Ten minutes later, the second brother drove home and came back. He squeezed in front of the police and said, "Can you blow now?" Then, I haven't come back yet ...