A short joke sentence

Gorky once said, "Books are the ladder of human progress". Everyone in life is communicating with sentences. Sending letters from people in dreams and writing sentences often can make our writing more beautiful. Share the feelings of short paragraphs with you.

1 1, be a down-to-earth person, don't always think about falling pies in the sky, or see if there is money on the ground.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

I am looking forward to our future, but the reality gives me a huge joke.

4. The awesome person is not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

I don't think so when someone says I'm ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

6. I envy those who leave coldly. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

7. You should know the script of your life-not the sequel of your parents, not the prequel of your children, nor the foreign story of your friends.

8. Don't be too shy. You can refuse what you don't want to do. Don't be forced to do what you can't do. Pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I hold your hand in the street, but I can't see your face.

10, the cucumber was lovelorn and cried, and eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicating, heartbreaking and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

One's life is not long. Although she may not be the last person to accompany you to the end, she will at least accompany you through a road you have never walked before!

2, the needle is not two-pointed, people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

Half of the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

I admit that I don't know how to take care of a person, but I have been studying hard.

5. Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at their crotch.

I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

7, the left eye jumps, the exam is skipped, the mobile phone is thrown, and people are stupid.

8, words are spoken by people, fart is put by people, talking and farting is like a breath.

9. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

10, in a bad mood, take the bus, sit behind long hair and cut hair.

1 1. Foreigners always like to pick up things used by China people, process them and chew them in their mouths.

12, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!

13. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

14, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

15, God, come out and see the Tathagata.

I am his time lover, and I should leave as soon as possible.

17, I am happy for you if you are doing well, and I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.