Graduation season humorous and funny graduation message sentences

1. If you want to leave, just tell me. If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want to leave? Did you tell me that I won’t let you go? There’s no way I won’t let you go. I will tell you: Have a good journey!

2. Your handwriting is like an ant. Are you taking the pilot test?

3. Teacher Gao’s advantage as a person is Enthusiasm, the shortcoming is that it is too enthusiastic.

4. The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation

5. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we have also graduated, I don’t think you can Forget about me, from the time I met you until now, you have always been the last one, and I have been the second last, brother!

6. When we meet on a narrow road, we will fight to the death.

7. It’s hard to swim in one lane. What can I dedicate to you and my relatives?

8. After graduation, don’t come to me again!

9. You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

10. It is true that a well does not produce oil without pressure, and people feel light and airy without pressure!

11. Teacher: I will be really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I am not worried about you. Yes, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

12. Did you use your house on the East Third Ring Road to deceive a beautiful woman again?

13. You are the real warrior Well, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood.

14. In the future, you will be the boss. If you can’t be the boss, you will be the boss’s wife. If you can’t be the boss’s wife, you can be the boss’s wife!

15. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you; if you were a satellite, I would install you; but unfortunately you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo.

16. Secret love is like pilgrimage. The moment you arrive at the temple, everyone’s choice is to return the same way.

17. You said, why are you doing this in such a grand and vulgar way!

18. You said that we, the unlucky post-90s generation, had our heads high when we entered the school gate. He was full of energy and disgraced when he left school. They are the same door, but the difference is so big!

19. You are a beautiful woman who is loved by everyone, blooms when flowers bloom, sinks when fish see fish, and is crazy when birds see you!

20. Resume, do you know what a resume is? It means simply talking about your experience.

21. A ship without a direction, and the wind in any direction will never go with the wind and cross the sea, and only then will the hero be revealed!

22. My principle is to see the trees for the trees. I tied the rope. Look at the majesty of this giant horse, it is also a big tree after all, so I tied the rope first. As for whether they let me die in the end, that was their business.

23. Those who drive BMWs are rich, but not necessarily the social elite.

24. Who is outstanding? It is someone who stands out from the crowd.

25. I am really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I am not worried about you. I am worried about who will be the next unlucky teacher?

26. God Men are given broad shoulders because they need to learn to carry them.

27. Since I want to make money, do I care which version of the RMB it is?

28. Students, please leave first, I have other things to do

29. The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever.

30. It seems that the sky will fall if you don’t go to college, but now it seems that the sky may not stop if you go to college. Funny graduation messages for graduation season

1. What is your alma mater? It is a place where you scold him eight times a day but don’t allow others to scold you.

2. University is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus, go there and come back again, that is the beginning of another semester; get on the bus, go there and never come back, you have graduated.

3. I used a sack of money to go to college and exchanged it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

4. The university climbed up from me, put on pants and told me to leave my youth and leave.

5. I went to bed with a college admission notice. When I woke up, I found that the notice had turned into a diploma, proving that I had slept here.

6. Use four years to exchange for a forever memory in your heart.

7. The departure of the leaves is due to the passion of the wind or the unwillingness of the trees. Is the departure of you and me from school the urging of life or the persistence of youth.

8. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

9. The weather is good today, but there will be no classes tomorrow.

10. I arrived crying, and everyone laughed; I left with a smile, and everyone cried. Hey, this is university

11. Looking at the empty dormitories and cabinets, I always feel that something has been left behind. It turns out that I have left behind my thoughts about you.

12. After graduation, I discovered that being a college student is the best career.

13. What is your alma mater? When you first came here, you wanted to leave early, but when it was time to leave, you eagerly hoped to stay for one or two more days.

14. There is no need to skip classes anymore, because there are no classes

15. If several people use the same words to open the same door; if several people use the same eyes, it will be empty. Say goodbye to the dormitory.

16. After a few years in college, I have gained experience and my hair has grown.

17. I once complained and sighed, but now I am only full of nostalgia.

18. I graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate.

19. If you don’t say goodbye, we will meet again.

20. No matter how many years I go through, no matter how far I travel, I deeply miss that road that once led me to meet you.

21. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself

22. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you'll be haunted by ghosts in your stomach. You'll talk nonsense when you talk, move your legs when walking, and get up in the middle of the night. Looking for water, I regretted it when I got up in the morning, but at noon the end of the wine glass was still quite beautiful.

23. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and he is also the most famous one in Tianjin

24. Mom said it is best not to miss two things, the last flight home A car and a person who loves you deeply

25. I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years: If you die, what will you write on your epitaph? He said: I will solve it. The housing problem has been solved!

26. I saw an aunt burning paper that day. People are confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight

28. If you see the shadow in front of you , don’t be afraid, that’s because there is sunshine behind you

29. Before Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain, he had never led an army! Why should I need work experience?

30. Let owed We hold hands and convey all joy and happiness to each other! I pray that God fills our time and space with joy all the time.

Classic and funny graduation messages during the graduation season

1. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it’s a compliment or a scolding:? Apart from having a bright smile with no scruples, you are worthless! ?

2. To be honest, you are a pretty good person, with good looks and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best! My dear, I want to send you a message. : Die early and be reincarnated!

3. The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever!

4. Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

5. Picking up a string of dreams, the play in school, the memories are so colorful and gorgeous; and the pursuit of growth has passed by in one leap. The hustle and bustle of the world seems to be silent, allowing me to regain my memory of Luoying.

6. After graduation, how much I want to keep those warm days, but how much I long to jump into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The school life in the past was like a string of sweet candied haws; the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

7. In the season when snowflakes are flying, we have also fallen into confusion, felt lonely and desolate, but we have made it through after all.

8. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish you: early arrival and happiness; address: Universe Town, Global Village; blood type: ask the mosquito.

9. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, do not talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

10. The you who plucked the six-stringed harp, the one who raised your black hair nonchalantly, will soon fly away like a dove. How many years later, I can still remember you and I were studying hard at the same table. Is there a period of time?

11. We are just a knife that has been wiped out by the rivers and lakes occasionally. I hope that all that is lost is time, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish everything goes well and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time.

12. Boys like you are so rare, but it’s so difficult for boys to be like you. You can figure it out yourself!

13. We have so many memories in the maple forest with flying red leaves. The fluttering maple leaves bring us into an extremely wonderful realm. Funny graduation messages.

14. Knowing each other is God's will, acquaintance is man's will, adding up is friendship, and being affectionate is intentional. We can get together because our hearts are connected.

15. After seeing you for so many years, I am tired of it and my eyes hurt. I think there will be less opportunities for my eyes to hurt in the future. I have nothing to do and I can walk around in front of you and reminisce about the pain in my eyes.

16. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, remember God in everything you do, and don’t tell others you are crazy wherever you go!

17. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. If I lose you, my intestines will turn green, I will lose my courage in life, I will no longer be able to study, my feelings will no longer be sweet, and the earth will have no gravity. , in short, there is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you!

18. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you; if you were a satellite, I would install you; it’s a pity that you are Gorilla, I can only visit you in the zoo.

19. Looking back, it is a series of yesterdays full of ups and downs: yesterday, there were our arguments in the classroom; yesterday, there were our runs on the court; yesterday, there were our struggles in the examination room; yesterday, there were our struggles in the examination room; , there is our singing in the candlelight. Yes, yesterday was so wonderful and worth remembering!

20. Do you still remember the photography souvenir that day? My momentary consciousness lit up together with the flash: your beautiful shadow remains on the film, and at the same time, Deeply imprinted in my soul.

21. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid that you will sing the wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can kill wolves. The wolf is scared to death!

22. Squad leader: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never heard an order from me in the four years you have been under me. .

23. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory, allowing us to find our best position in life, and the world in our minds may become harmonious and peaceful.

24. If you want to leave, just tell me! If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want to leave? Could it be that I won’t let you go if you tell me? It’s impossible for me not to let you go. I will tell you: It’s a good journey! Funny graduation message for the 2020 graduation season

Message from the best friend in college:

For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, Prepare cheating notes together, skip classes to dance together, play pranks on boys together, go shopping and watch movies together, buy cheap clothes together, and then wear them together to show off on the school's tree-lined avenues...

Dear, is there anyone more congenial than us?

An old cousin from Jiangxi said as a gift: Spread the branches and leaves, and the blessings will reach your descendants!

A buddy from Shanxi Gift: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

There were rumors before that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing

The green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other

Farewell sentiments for classmates from Zongguan

We are accidentally wiped out in the rivers and lakes One knife

I hope that all that is lost is time

I will have a wife in the future!!

Eat fat every day and be a groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

I wish everything goes well

Come to my house to herd sheep when you have time

A female classmate gave it to me In one sentence, I don’t know if you are praising me or scolding me: apart from having a bright and carefree smile, you are useless!

Today’s separation is for a better reunion in the future.

Jun Mo laughs at the death scene, how many people have fought in ancient times?

Professional, there is no other way

A boy left a message to me: Like you Girls are so rare, but it’s so hard to handle girls like you. It's up to you.

Whenever you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation

Message from the head teacher: The relationship with you It can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation

When I was in the first year of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because of the class division. I just read it and a classmate said this:

See you in twenty years, you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, chic and handsome. Maybe you will like me then, but I will not necessarily fall in love with you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian .

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who was only 12 or 3 years old. Ha

When I was in college, a fellow student who graduated in the same year gave me this gift:

My ideal in life: one acre of land, two cows, a wife and children!

I hope I can be a doctor in a few years Your child’s godfather!

A message from my classmate Meng: I wish you delicious food every day

If you get divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your friend forever!

When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, there is a way.

When I was in high school, I proudly said: Welcome to Huairen Hall as a guest in twenty years time

In college, haha, it’s a bit sour:

It’s time to say goodbye to the banquet When the end is over, the song of departure will continue

Farewell to the Broken Bridge and Lonely Mountain

Old Yan returns with new mud in his mouth,

When will you return with honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the ponds are clear and clear.

I have been relying on you for four years.

When I leave, I must have the ambition to serve the country.

Don’t forget the spring breeze and the rain. !

You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so cruel to me?

People fly, love goes with them~~~

Junior high school: Never Bully the weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire a desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

After four years of knowing each other, you left gently, not taking away any good things, but leaving behind a piece of shit, it stinks, it stinks!

Don’t make a fortune. Forget about old classmates!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be remembered as a memory

But it was already at a loss

In my high school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

I will love you until marriage

Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly)

The messages from junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting for you

I didn’t even think about leaving messages in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible when I was in elementary school;

In junior high school, everyone wrote an essay;

It was amazing when I was in high school. There was such a tight time to prepare for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly comments on me, which was very touching.

In the future, every time I hear the sound of silence, I will be reminded of how harmful I am, and every time I hear it, I will be reminded of her. Depressed

I wanted to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

Remember to watch the handsome guys come to me and play cards with me~

I probably should probably not forget you