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Save water

One day, the priest was going through a shortcut and an alley to a little boy who was masturbating.

"My son, you shouldn't do this," said the priest. "You should save for when you get married."

The boy bowed his head in embarrassment and just said, "Yes, Dad."

Today, about 1 years later, when the pastor was in his study, a young man came in when he was in his early twenties.

"Yes, my son?" Say, father.

"Dad, you may not remember me, but about 1 years ago, you found an alley where I masturbated. I will never forget your opinion and give it to you."

"What is my son?"

"Well, you told me that everything I did was wrong and I should save it when I got married," said the young man.

"that sounds like what I might say," said the priest. "Do you take my advice?"

"it's me, dad, but there's only one problem."

"what's that, my son?"

"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum in my pickup truck. Now that I am married, what should I do? "