100 to find a few small jokes.

1. One day, the TV was chatting with the remote control. TV: Hey, people stare at others every day, and they are still embarrassed!

Remote control: Yes, people press me every day, which is very annoying.

TV: None of us is as miserable as the water cooler.

Remote control:?

TV: Because the water dispenser fills your brain with a lot of water every day!

Remote control: ...

2. I ate a meal today and my stomach hurts. My classmates asked me to go shopping together, and I said, "No, I feel a little sick."

The classmate said, "Really? I have long thought that you are disgusting. "

3. Yuan Longping led a research team to the farm to investigate and found that rice withered in a large area. Feng Keshan, a technician on the farm, was very sad and at a loss.

Yuan Longping carefully observed the rice and asked: What kind of fertilizer do you use?

Feng Keshan replied in surprise: Is it related to obesity?

Yuan Longping twisted the ear of rice with his hand and said with a dignified face: Of course, the volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn black.

4. "Kuafu, you have finally caught up with the sun after many hardships. What's the secret? "

"Be sure to leave on Monday."

"Why?"

"That day was the longest day."

5. The two commonly used methods for solving algebraic equations, namely, the method of shifting terms and the method of eliminating elements, are both very violent. Neck, neck also; Move your neck, move your neck. Yuan, head also; Destroy Yuan and behead him.

How can it not be creepy to solve the problem while thinking about the terrible scene of beheading? Mathematics is really the bane of literati.