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Careless me _450 words 1 Since ancient times, everyone has his own shortcomings, and everyone can't be perfect, and my biggest problem is-carelessness, carelessness attracts me like a magnet.

I remember once, there was a math exam in our class. At the moment when the paper was handed out, I wished I could get full marks! However, when I was holding a big number of 90 points in my hand and looking at the red circle marked by the teacher, I was really in a state of fifteen buckets of water-so anxious. Hi! It turns out that I missed a few questions and didn't do them. Oh, my God, it's just so-so. 100 Why don't you always want to be friends with me? I'm sorry, I've made this mistake many times. So I made up my mind to get rid of my carelessness. I went back to my seat, took out my notebook, wrote hard on it, and looked at it every morning to remind myself.

After a while, I took the exam again. I concentrated on answering the questions carefully and got full marks. Looking at the bright red score of 100 in front of me, I am particularly happy and relaxed, because I have overcome my carelessness. I am not only excited about the score of 100, but also complacent about saying goodbye to carelessness!

Passing this exam made me understand a truth: where there is a will, there is a way. Let me understand that nothing can be done without the word serious! As long as you work hard, you will succeed. I want to say goodbye to carelessness forever and be friends with earnest forever! Try to be a serious teacher, have determination and confidence in my study, get rid of other problems and work hard for me!

Careless me _450 Word 2 In your life, did you do something wrong because of carelessness or carelessness, which led to jokes, troubles and even regrets? I believe everyone will have such an experience.

Just a few days ago, we had a math test. I quickly answered the questions, and then I sat in my seat to play. The results were published and the papers were handed out. I was slapped and scolded by the math teacher. How can it be? I am a "good student"! Why is the score so low? When I got the paper and looked at it carefully, I regretted it: why didn't I examine it carefully at the beginning? It turned out that there was a simple arithmetic problem, and I didn't even look at it, so I wrote it directly as an arithmetic problem, and deducted eight points. There is also a question about the application of fractions. I wrote it correctly, and the correct answer was "1 1/30", but I just omitted a "1" and wrote it as "1/30", and got 88 points.

Another time, I was on duty. After school, I packed my schoolbag and the teacher kept a diary. I didn't think much, so I stuffed it into the desk hall and hurried to be on duty. When I got home and wanted to keep a diary, I found that I had left my diary at school. No choice but to write it on the manuscript paper and make it up at school. Who would have thought that the diary I left at school was thrown away as garbage by the students on duty! Therefore, I was punished by the teacher for copying a long text, which made me breathless. But I was too busy copying the text in the afternoon to write self-study, and I was fined twice for writing self-study in the afternoon. This time I personally realized what "three penalties for a fall" means!

Careless, careless, you will hurt me deeply! What have you done to me? All this is caused by carelessness!

Sloppy me _450 words 3 I, egg face, fat face, white face, others can see that I am a small white face. A high nose, when angry, will pout very high, close to the nose, you can hang an oil bottle!

I am a careless student. Once in the Chinese midterm exam, as soon as the teacher handed out the test paper, I quickly read it and thought, "This topic is too shallow, I have done it all, pediatrics." I'm sure I will get full marks this time. "I have answers, and I am secretly happy. As soon as the teacher called to start, I wrote it three times, five times and two times, thinking, "This topic is so easy that it can be used for the exam." Funny! "So, I sat in my seat and looked around. Seeing that other students who had not finished writing were all immersed in writing, I smiled and handed in the test paper. A few days later, as soon as the test paper was issued, I was shocked. Oh, my God, I didn't write a five-point fill-in-the-blank question and thought, "Why didn't you check it at that time?" "

The English final exam of the first volume of the third grade came again, and I gave a wrong question.

Another time, I made a joke because I was not careful. One day, I returned to my hometown. My father woke us up in the morning. I got up and quickly put on my pants and clothes and ran to the living room. Mom smiled, and so did my parents and sisters. However, I am confused about my second apprentice. Mom pointed at my pants, and when I saw it, alas, my pants were on backwards.

This is me, my little boy. Would you like to be my friend?

Sloppy me _450 words 4 To tell the truth, I have nothing special except sloppiness. Since childhood, the most frequent sentence in family reports is "too careless", and parents often hate iron and teach: "Can't you get rid of it?" I am also very helpless, and I can only reply weakly every time: "OK".

Last week, when I was doing math "class exercises", my mind got hot and I filled in "1" in brackets after prime numbers. As a result, I was naturally scolded. I missed two questions when I was doing supplementary Chinese exercises. Do English test papers and arrange sentences with words. Only four out of five words are used ... hey!

The washing machine broke down the day before yesterday, and I was the only one in the family who could speak Mandarin, so I accepted the task with honor and went to Jianbao Road to find a master to repair it at home. "Build a lake." Grandpa taught me. I followed: "Build a lake." "Jianbao Road." As soon as my brain was hot, I said loudly, "Taiping Road." No, I'm used to it. Seeing my grandparents in a hurry, I immediately woke up and quickly remedied: "Jianbao Road."

Worse is yet to come. Grandpa made an account last night and asked me for help. The formula is 468-454, which I worked out honestly, 14. "How many kilograms is 140 ton?" "14000 Jin" Grandpa also believes in "multiply by 4. 8 yuan ""67200. " What? Shouldn't it be more than 6000? Where have you been reading this book! "Grandpa loudly scold me. I calculated that 14 ton is equal to 1400 kg. I knew my mistake, recalculated it for grandpa, and apologized again, but he was hurt by me and didn't believe me. At this time, my father came back to check it out before returning to my room with a grain of salt.

This is me, a careless me.

I am careless, careless at school and careless at home. If I want to change, I can't help myself.

Once, I was doing my homework at home, and my mother asked me loudly, "Have you finished your homework?" Bring me what you wrote. "I replied," I'm almost finished. I'll give it to you later. "In fact, I have been playing, and there is not a word in the exercise book, let alone finished. I dawdled for more than half an hour and finally finished an assignment. I showed it to my mother, and she said angrily, "What word? Like chicken feet. " With that, I gave my ass a pat. Although it is light, it still hurts. I always thought that my mother would never hit me, and the taste of hitting me must be uncomfortable. I came back to my room in tears and began to cry. After a while, I calmed down and heard a deep cry, ah! It's my mother. She loves me very much. I decided to admit my mistake to my mother. Unexpectedly, I saw my mother come to see me before I went. She brought me a glass of water and said to me, "I'm sorry, honey, mom shouldn't hit you." I won't do it again. "Mom, you are wrong. I owe you an apology! Our mother and daughter cried together and hurt each other. I felt a feeling of snuggling in my mother's arms, which made me feel very warm, and gradually I fell asleep. After that, I don't know who carried me to bed or covered me with a quilt. All I know is that my careless mistake made my mother sad and wrinkles appeared in her eyes.

How I wish I could be a perfect boy, a boy who doesn't make my mother angry, but it's never possible. We can only change it slowly and get rid of carelessness.

Today is the weekend. I signed up for an hour-long swimming class. Just arrived at the meeting place, suddenly remembered that our door was not closed. What shall we do? My parents are not at home. It will be terrible for thieves to go in, but they can't go back just when they are going to get the car.

When I walked into the swimming room, I suddenly became extremely nervous. Maybe it was influenced by the door. I have no choice but to try to control myself. But my body seems to be not my own. I had to comfort myself: it's okay, there is a security door downstairs. Let's get into the water first. Thinking of this, I jumped into the water with a splash, but the water seemed to lose its blue luster, became dark and turbid, and was bitterly cold. I was floating on the water, and my mind was blank, as if I saw a stranger coming into my house and rummaging around. I was thinking about it when suddenly a classmate accidentally bumped into me. I woke up with a start, hurriedly climbed onto the shore and gasped. Coach came over and asked me if I was okay. I shook my head. ...

A difficult hour finally passed and I flew home. Unexpectedly, the door was closed. When I opened the door, nothing happened at home. My second monk is very confused. What happened? Is it because I remember wrong? No way! Just when I was wondering, my aunt went back upstairs and saw my puzzled look. She said, "You were so careless that you didn't even close the door. If you don't turn it off for me, it's a thief again. " I suddenly realized.

Oh, it's a good thing my aunt fucked me this time

Careless me _450 words 7 me, round face, this year 12 years old, not very tall. I am a girl who loves to laugh, and my big eyes are always narrowed into an arc. However, don't be fooled by my appearance. I (quietly tell you) am a careless girl! What, you don't believe it? Then I'll tell you an irrefutable fact!

Once, my mother told me to wash the dishes and said that I would go out for a while. In order not to let me forget it, she told me five times. I walked into the kitchen angrily and won my face back! I began to wash the dishes wholeheartedly, and the TV started! That's my TV show in most love! I brushed the bowl carelessly, and my mind was full of wonderful pictures on TV. Got it! I'll take the basin to the living room (the TV is in the living room). I was busy pouring water, so I shook it and carried the washbasin to the living room. Although it was only a short walk, I left a "stream". I stared at the TV hand and quickly washed the dishes. After a while, I finished brushing. I looked up at my watch and it only took three minutes! How fast! Hee hee, I proudly put the bowl in the cupboard and continued to watch TV. Not only did it take a long time, but my mother came back and saw me watching TV. She asked me, "Miss Li, have you finished washing the dishes?" "hmm" "not bad." "Of course." "I have to go and see." My mother walked into the kitchen with a grain of salt. I thought my mother would praise me, but I heard a scream of "ah". I rushed in and saw a pile of bowls in my mother's hand, greasy. It suddenly dawned on me that I forgot to put the detergent! I grabbed the bowl and washed it without looking up.

Well, I've said enough. I can't see you anymore. Look at me again. I forgot to tell you my name. My casual beauty is called Wang Lu. Remember to play with me!

Sloppy me _450 words 8 slow work out fine work, details decide everything.

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The ancient Mozi once said, "There is no beauty in the world." I have a careless question.

One of carelessness

The breeze is blowing slowly, giving people a fresh and pleasant feeling. I was walking on the way to the cram school, vaguely feeling that I had forgotten something, but I just couldn't remember what it was. At this moment, my mother came running to me panting. "Zhan Yuze, you are too careless. Wait a minute, you forgot to bring something!" "I saw a helpless look in my mother's eyes.

I was puzzled and smiled and said to my mother, "Mom, where did I forget it?"

"No, did you bring your glasses and glasses case?" Mother's mouth moves down. But I just won't admit that my mother has a bad memory. So, my mother waved her glasses. "What is this?" I scratched my head embarrassedly and smiled embarrassedly.

The second is sloppy.

That day, dark clouds were gathering, the sky was slippery and it was raining heavily. The exam atmosphere was tense, and everyone worked hard and refused to stop writing for a moment. I finished my composition confidently, thinking that I had no problem, so I just ignored it. The next day, the exam results came down, and I actually only got 85. Five points. I can't believe my eyes. I checked it carefully, mostly because of carelessness. One question was drawn in a straight line because it was not carefully checked, and 6 points were deducted in vain, and some things that should not be deducted were also deducted. Alas, you must be careful in future exams, and you can't be careless.

Carelessness brings me surprises without joy, sadness without joy, and bitterness without sweetness.

Carelessness is a lazy habit. I must correct this habit and let good quality accompany me all my life.

I have short black hair, a black mark on my forehead, a pair of small black eyes, and my teeth are like a bunch of lazy people, messy and not neat at all.

I am very careless. Once in a math exam, I came to the classroom and was infected by the tense atmosphere. My heart thumped and my hands kept rubbing back and forth. The math teacher came in to hand out the test papers. Seeing the test paper is very simple, and the nervous mood is left behind.

I finished the test paper at once, and then I finished it with a few casual glances. I have been looking at it proudly, as if I were afraid that others would not know that I had finished it.

The next day, the teacher handed out the test paper. When I saw it, I actually got more than 70 points! I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and stay for a few days and nights

I read the test paper carefully afterwards, and most of the mistakes were arithmetic problems. I thought to myself: I must get rid of my carelessness.

A few weeks later, we took another math exam. As soon as I entered the classroom, I felt as if I had walked into hell, and the math teacher was as terrible as the devil. The exam has started. I write quickly, but I am always careless around me. When I met a calculation problem, I didn't check it and solved it again and again.

The next day, the math teacher handed out the test paper, but I only got more than 70 points. I really want to say to careless, "You are really my' good' brother!"

I am such a careless person. Do you know me?

Careless me _450 words 10 My father is the omnipotent father of our family. He cooks, washes clothes, drives me to school and helps me study. He is a model citizen of our family, but his father's fly in the ointment is carelessness.

Speaking of dad, the students all know him: dad has a pair of eyes and walks with great momentum. I am neither tall nor short. I like to wear a black uniform every day. Wearing green, purple and blue when you are not at work really shakes your eyes. I don't like him wearing pink clothes to go out for dinner. Sometimes he accidentally spills wine on it, which is embarrassing. Dad's face stinks when he is angry all his life, which scares me.

When it comes to dad's carelessness, it's boasting-he has a reputation. Once, my family went to the Horqin prairie to play. When leaving, my mother said that she would turn off the water, electricity, doors and windows, and my father readily agreed: "Don't worry!" However, when I got home after playing for a few days, I found that the jewel head of the town house at home was gone as soon as I entered the door, so I rushed to the door of the community to watch the monitoring. At this time, the security guard uncle Wang informed us that he found that the door of my house was not closed properly during the inspection. He opened it later, and the stone was probably stolen. After knowing the truth, my mother severely criticized my father, and my father bowed his head and said nothing ... Looking at my father's remorse, I quickly secretly pulled my mother's skirt, and my mother said nothing more.

Later, we went to Changsha to play again. This time, my mother said that my husband should be careful this time, but don't be careless. Nothing was lost this time, but something happened again. When we took the bus, mom told dad to get off at the Fire Palace. Dad said: I know! Who knows, dad slept all the way, and finally, at the train station, the conductor shouted, and we realized that we had missed the train. This time, dad didn't get good fruit.

Dad is not just sloppy, but special! Because of this, I always secretly plead for my father. I really hope that my father can change all this. That is the perfect father.

Careless me _450 words 1 1 Everyone wants others to know him and make friends with him. Of course, so am I. I am a humorous and careless person, and my hobby is reading.

Humor, fear of glaring and like to laugh with classmates, so I am silent in joy for almost 24 hours. I am small, not only I feel embarrassed. Even my parents say I am very young. Dad always said,' a gust of wind and two winds can blow you to the sky'. I am optimistic, every time my father says so. I will smile and say,' Don't be afraid, you will be embarrassed when you gain weight. I can't stand it.' At home, I am the little comedian at home. At school, I am the happy fruit of my classmates. Students often say that there is laughter where there is me.

My hobby is reading. At that time, I was fascinated by Liang Yusheng's martial arts novels. At noon that day, I looked at my watch, and there was still some time to eat. So I happily took out a copy of Wulin Double Pride from the bookcase. Hungry. I read it as if I were there, as if I were one of my peers in the protagonist's journey. 1 hour later, my grandmother invited me to dinner, but I heard the dialogue between the hero and other characters, so I didn't make any noise. My grandmother shouted again, but this time I heard a fight between the hero and the evil forces, and the clang of weapons. Later, grandma called me out of the dream of the book. I have to eat. No one is perfect. Although I have advantages, I also have disadvantages. I am really careless. Sometimes it's sloppy, and my brain doesn't listen to me at all.

This is me, humorous me.

This is me. I like reading.

This is me, careless me.

Careless me _450 words 12 people, carelessness is inevitable! In math class this afternoon, I was covered by the bad habit of "carelessness".

When the math teacher asked us to start doing the problem, my heart was like a mirror, and I even snickered, because it was my best subject. I just picked up the pen and didn't fully understand the meaning of the question, so I started an adventure! The pen waved quickly on the roll of paper, and my expression was full of confidence. I let the numbers in my pen fly and my brain run at high speed. I solved the problem like a bamboo. I moved my glasses proudly, and my eyes sparkled with confidence until …

"What are you? Just do the math. Say it quickly! " The math teacher frowned, his eyes were full of disappointment and anger, and he slapped me on the podium with a huge palm, which scared me to death! My confident eyes suddenly dimmed! In my heart, I am more eager to draw water-so anxious!

"Five questions are wrong three times!" My deskmate stared at me in surprise. "Masterpiece of self-confidence", said my deskmate, I am even more ashamed! I have no choice but to look at the teacher and the blackboard on the pretext of correcting my mistakes. After class, the top students laughed when they saw me. I clenched my fist and punched each other in the chest.

I sat back in my place to reflect and found that pride was only a secondary reason, mainly carelessness. One of the mistakes is forgetting to carry "1", and the other is forgetting the mobile number, and it is a serial problem. One step is wrong, that is, digging a big hole and sending yourself in!

Learn from a painful experience! I am determined to be careful when doing problems, doing things and being a person in the future, and don't be fooled by carelessness! In the future study and life, we should use Chairman Mao's "modesty makes people progress, pride makes people fall behind" to control the bad habit of carelessness!

Careless me _450 words 13 I believe everyone has been careless at times. There is another little carelessness in our family, and that is me, as you know.

One day, my parents were not at home, and my brother was going to have a piano lesson. Not far from the class, my brother asked me to see him off. I am watching an interesting TV program. Well, I have no choice but to turn off the TV and ride my bike with my brother. When we arrive at the class place, there will be a class in ten minutes. Great, I'm not late. I'm relieved.

Just as I was happily completing a task and thinking about waiting for praise at night, suddenly, I found that my classmates were carrying schoolbags, but we were empty-handed. Oh, no, I forgot my music. When my brother was about to walk into the classroom, I grabbed him and took him home by bike. When I got home, my brother and I searched everything and finally found the music. I glanced at the wall clock on the wall. Class has been over for two minutes. I was shocked. In a panic, I quickly took the piano score, ran downstairs, got on the bus and hurried back to my brother's class. I ran upstairs panting, and my aunt at the front desk asked me, why are you alone? Where is your brother? "I heard that, my in the mind one leng, hurriedly look back at my brother's absence, I was left at home.

Like it or not, I hurried home and found my brother crying. Passing 18-wheeler, I grabbed my brother and rushed to the classroom again without saying anything. God, I just run back and forth, and my brother has only half an hour left in an hour's class.

When my brother came home from piano lessons, I felt in my pocket and found that I was in such a hurry that I forgot my key. I was so careless. I just want to watch TV for a while, and then happily kill the the glory of the king game with my classmates, but I was so careless that I made a big joke.

After reading my story, do you think curiosity kills the cat's carelessness is more terrible? Therefore, we must not be a careless person, but a careful one.

Sloppy me _450 words 14 I have a small problem, that is sloppy. This question made me suffer a lot.

I remember when I was in the fourth grade, my teacher gave ten decimal addition and subtraction questions, and I made mistakes and copied them twenty times. One of the questions is this: 3. 1+6.05 =? . This question is very simple, but I was careless because I wanted to finish my homework early and skate with my friends, so I miscalculated the number and got only 90 points, which made me copy the wrong question 20 times.

There is such a question in this math midterm exam: 3.05 cubic meters = how many cubic decimeters? I should have scored 100, but I got 98 because I was thinking about what my mother would get after scoring 100 and mistook cubic meters for square meters. I still feel sad when I think about it now.

Later, my father found out and said humorously, "Isn't your ideal an astronomer?" If you design a spaceship to Mars, but accidentally launch it to an unknown planet and never come back, think about how much loss it will bring to the country and society! This consequence is quite serious. For another example, your weight is 45 kilograms. If you accidentally make 45 tons, you will be in trouble! Therefore, everything should be done carefully and carelessly! "

Through these two things, I must learn a lesson and try not to make such low-level mistakes again in the future. Please parents and teachers to supervise!

Careless me _450 words 15 Careless I always do some careless things, and it's really sloppy to think carefully about a few small things I have done.

Once, I finished my math exam and was confident that I could get 100 points.

The next day, the math teacher brought the test paper. I listened to the teacher's grading hopefully: "Now I'm reporting students with 90 points or above, Wang Yang …" When the teacher reported students with 90 points, I was very nervous. When the teacher said, "Zhang Yuanyuan scored 79 points in the math test", I was puzzled after the teacher finished. I thought, how did I get this score? Don't! I checked everything! Could it be that the teacher approved it wrong? Just when I was wondering, suddenly my deskmate stabbed me a few times, and I reacted to get the test paper. After I took down the test paper, I carefully read the title of the test paper again and found that I only wrote half of the calculations. At this time, my mother's criticism seemed to ring in my ear.

When I got home, I showed my mother the test paper. After reading it, my mother really said, "Why are you so careless?" If you finish the calculation, you can get more than 80 points in the exam. There is this problem ... "... I heard it and said," Mom, I know I was wrong! " "If you know your mistakes, you will make them ..."

Alas! Students must not be "careless" like me. Whether you are doing a problem or taking an exam, you should check it carefully. Good habits should be cultivated in peacetime!