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What college roommates left you speechless?

First, ruin your sleep.

The so-called dormitory is the collective. If you are a little selfish, other roommates will be dragged down by you and pay for you.

It is inevitable that five people in the dormitory will stay up late alone. You may not have experienced the feeling of lying in bed from 10, but you were still awake at 1 in the morning. I don't know how to describe that feeling, but suddenly I can understand "the feeling of college students killing their roommates."

Second, double standards.

"Only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps" refers to this kind of roommate. The rules of the dormitory are all made for others. Usually in the dormitory, I go my own way.

The dormitory has air conditioning. It's fall here. She insisted on turning on the air conditioner to sleep, and it was always low. Everyone sleeps wrapped in quilts. Why is it still open? She said that her quilt was thick, so she might as well cover it and turn on the air conditioner. It was really speechless.

Third, the dormitory becomes a vegetable market.

There is a very sociable person in the dormitory who takes strangers to the dormitory every day, and what's more, he lets strangers stay overnight.