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What wonderful sellers have you met in idle fish shopping?

There are many beautiful things. I sold things twice and met two wonderful things. The first time I sold the dead apple, I made it very clear that the corpse machine 100 yuan could not be sold, so I returned it to him. As a result, I changed my mind and applied for a refund, so I sold it for 100 yuan. What money can you make? The second time, I sold a set of cpu+ motherboard suit. I sold it after seeing that the buyer's credit was good. It was well packed before delivery. After receiving the goods, I said that a capacitor was crooked and the point was not bright. To put it bluntly, I thought that even if it was rotten in my hands, it would not be cheap for these profiteers. As expected, the returned motherboard parts were maliciously damaged.

I suspect that the seller has turned the comment area of idle fish into a large chat post in disguise.

I sold a dress and forgot to check my pocket. Only after I mailed it did I remember that the dress was where I occasionally hid my private money.

I bought nine Luban locks, and the wonderful seller actually took them apart and sent them back to me with nine parts mixed together.

There are a lot of idle fish there, but there may be more products. After all, there are different people. Anyway, there is a high probability that idle fish will have wonderful flowers.

I bid 2300 for an iphone, and someone bargained 1500. I searched a 1500 connection and sent it to him. I wonder if he bought it, haha.

I am a seller of idle fish and met a strange thing. I am a brand-new consignment product. Two months later, the customer's product had problems and asked for after-sales service. I sent him the address of the manufacturer and asked him to send it back for repair. Send me the express bill number after delivery, and I haven't seen him give me the express bill after waiting for a month. I asked her twice in the middle. Did you send the product back? I saw the news and just ignored it. Haven't you fixed it yet? I am speechless, too. Finally, he finally found the express bill for me. After checking with the manufacturer, I reissued it for him.

It is true that some people often sell things with salted fish. Some unused things can be exchanged for some money here. I have used it for several years, sold a lot of things and bought a few. Let me give you my summary.

First, no matter what you sell, he will bargain for you as soon as you come up, and it is a big cut. I used to sell a Siemens hair dryer on it, and it cost more than 500 yuan when I bought it. As a result, it was hung on salted fish for one month for various reasons, and the price was 300 yuan. As a result, I met a very powerful buyer and told me to ask if I could sell it at 100. This is too cheap. I even have the date of purchase on it, which basically belongs to 99 new. As a result, he actually told me that as long as it is open, it is only 100 for second-hand use. You can sell it if you want, but you can't sell it. I will reply to him immediately, and there will be many people in need. Do you have to sell it to him? At first glance, you don't really come to buy things.

Although I am angry to meet this kind of buyer, I can only reply politely. Sorry, this price can't be sold.

The second is to change things. I often receive this message. Did I change it in one sentence? Just let me see what he posted and give it to him for me. He is still persistent. As long as I lack anything, he can have it. Sometimes when I am really impatient, I will reply to him. I am short of money.

Third, a buyer will come to you and cry that he is a student or a poor mountain person, and he wants this thing very much, and then he will give you a very low price.

It's amazing. He took a fancy to something, and then asked me to take all kinds of photos, all kinds of guarantees, and then bargain. After the cut, he also took photos. Hey, people didn't give money, so they asked and replied, and the next day they said no. ...

For this kind of people, part of them want to buy, and part of them feel funny. Some people have never thought about whether this problem can be bought. The tricky thing is that they haggle wildly as soon as they come up, and then think about it when they reach the right level. This is melon skin!