Does anyone have the script for Qizhi Dingbing's "Harry Oil Returns to His Mother's Home"! Thanks

Harry returns to his parents' home (animation)

Jia Paimu began to say

Today is the third day of May. As the saying goes, you see your mother in May, ( Check the weather conditions) Oh, the weather is good today. I will go see my mother today. (Gets up, then suddenly pauses) No, (sits again) I have to dress up first, otherwise I won’t be laughed at when I return to my parents’ house. (While talking, he picked up the mirror at hand and looked at it) I put on some lipstick (picked up the lipstick and made it look like applying lipstick) I put on some makeup (picked up the cosmetics and started to apply it on my face) and put on my floral dress. (Looks in the mirror again and smiles) Okay. Go back to your parents’ home! (Get down from the chair, make a walking gesture and start singing) The willows are rustling in the wind. Someone’s daughter-in-law is walking fast. It turns out that she is going back to her parents’ home. Wearing a big opera coat and a headband----------oh why is the weather so hot today (wiping sweat on his head with his hands) No, it's too hot. It seems I have to take off some clothes, otherwise It must be heated to death. (Sit back on the chair) I took off my little flower jacket. No, it’s still hot. I took off my little cloth shirt. No, it's still hot. I'll take off my --------- (stand up quickly from the chair)

B: Why don't you stop acting?

A: I have to take off my pants if I play again!

B: Then don’t take it off no matter how hot it is, let’s continue acting

A: That’s okay

(Sit on the chair, pat the wood, and start again)

I just remembered the performance and forgot to introduce myself to everyone. My name is Goubihua. I am thirty-eight years old. I don’t have many hobbies. I just like to play mahjong (in the shape of mahjong). One night is okay, two nights is not much, three nights is a row, and four nights is still possible without leaving the mahjong table.) My wife persuaded me, you can’t live like this, and I will live with you if you continue to live like this. I thought he was just scaring me, but I didn't expect him to actually do it. I haven't seen him come to this house again for several months. (Make a crying gesture and wipe his nose) This is all my fault. I really slap myself. I slap, I slap, I slap (as if slapping my face). I will slap these fingers together now so that I can no longer play mahjong. (Raise one hand and make a knife to cut with the other hand) I stack, I stack, I stack (when stacking, I move slowly and look like I hate myself)

B: Stand up from behind and hand it over while talking. Give A a kitchen knife

A: Unconsciously took the kitchen knife from B's hand.

I suddenly stopped when the knife fell towards my hand and jumped off the chair. ,

B: Why don’t you act again?

A: What’s wrong? My face will be swollen if I act again, and my fingers will be gone. If I want to act, let’s We have to switch, you in front, me in back, so that you don’t hurt me directly

B: OK

B slaps the wood, sits on the chair, and starts again

Thinking of my lover, alas, (sighing) it’s all my fault. He has beautiful features, a straight nose and a square mouth. He looks just like Lu Yi. What a nice guy, he challenged me to play mahjong and (wipes nose) knocked the cooked duck away. Now I only sing one song to express my mood at this time----------Friend, friend, have you ever thought of me? If you have happiness, please forget me. There is the sun in my heart, there is mahjong in my hand, I know now, I know now, which one is better, that one is better, there is a husband in my heart, there is six cakes in my hand, I know now, I know now, kill that one, Knock it off, ah sun, ah sun, the sun in my heart------------- Yang, ah sun, ah sun, the sun in my heart----------Yang- ----------(At this time, A came from behind and walked straight to B. B kept making singing gestures. A, who was standing behind, was so depressed that A fainted and fell to the ground. on the ground)

B: hurriedly pulled up A, what’s wrong with you

A: got up, hit B, and you’re still making fun of me

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