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What are the two-part allegorical sayings of Little John Khan?

John Khan Jr.' s two-part allegorical saying is:

1. Hermit crabs move-clams can't live.

2. Pole vault in the pit-too much feces.

This is really naked torture-it's a shame for you to turn around.

4. Durian joke stinky tofu-nothing tastes good.

5. Playing erhu at the grave-nonsense.

6. The old father farted-the bully (father) was exposed.

7. Fart after eating durian-playing poison.

8. Wipe your ass with the screen window-leave a hand.

9. Khrushchev burped-he ate too much corn on the cob.

10. Longevity eats arsenic-I really don't think I will live long.