The funniest sentence in the 2022 God Review.

1. Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

2. God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

To live is to make a difference, please work hard.

Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't relieve anxiety.

Salted fish will turn over one day, but it is still salted fish after turning over.

6. I am sleepy all year round, and I am most awake only when I am lying in bed.

7. If you can't get into other people's world, don't crowd. Aren't you tired?

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

9. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

10. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

1 1. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems. How to have money is your biggest problem.

12. His net worth is tens of millions, and he owns countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since he lost his QQ number, he has nothing.

13. If two people's weights are not in an order of magnitude, how can they become friends? You can't even play on the seesaw.

14. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

15. When dealing with a relationship, you should learn not to be afraid of being hated or hated by others. When you determine your own principles, then don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles. You can't break your principles just to please people.

16. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

17. There are no friends in the workplace, the boss is not your friend, and neither are colleagues.

18. Even so, I feel really glad to meet you.

19. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

20. Every time you wait in bed after quarreling with others, you will know how to scold at that time.

I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light went out.

22. The world is bigger than what you lack.

23. Being a good person is hopeless, and being a bad person is not good at it.

24. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

25. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

26. Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the poor person is me; Poor man, I'm not terrible. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

27. The traffic is always a lot at the beginning, just like a big cycle, and it gradually disappears.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

29. The road to success is always under construction.

30. Since using black toothpaste, teeth have turned white and people have turned black.

3 1. You only have two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

32. I used to have eight abdominal muscles on me, but when I practiced the ninth one, I became possessed, and I became one.

33. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

34. Life is actually very simple, and many things don't need to be so concerned.

It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

36. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

37. Only through hard work can we become good steel.

38. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

39. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

40. If you study, study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

I have two hobbies, quiet and moving, quiet is sleeping, and moving is turning over.

42. The road under your feet is difficult to walk.

43. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

44. I must have been a penguin in my last life, because it was too south.

45. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

46. Nobody's luck comes out of thin air. You will be lucky only if you work hard enough. The world will not live up to every effort and persistence, and time will not neglect every persistent and brave person!

47. Those who look good are called foodies, and those who don't look good are called gits!

48. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of old love.

49. I sent you roses that day, and there was a fragrance in my hand. You returned my roses the other day, and my hands were bruised.

50. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

5 1. The way you try to get along with others is really lonely.

52. It is more difficult to think, see and give up in life. A lot of things, you can't let go if you want to, and you can give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you know are wrong, but you always insist on, but you always guard when you know it is not good.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

56. There is no limit to human potential. Only by working hard can we know our true strength. Because the direction of the tree, the wind determines. You decide your own direction.

57. Girls who love to take pictures don't have bad cell phones.

58. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

59. It is a sentimental thing to tell a dream. It is a seed born in the dark. Only when it breaks through the ground, stretches and grows, will it blossom and bear fruit one day, can it be publicly known to everyone. Until then, there is no choice but to persist.

60. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.