Ask for a good drama script. Super funny. It was played by several high school students. It is better to have the role of a girl. It would be nice to get extra points. Kneeling online =

The prologue of the first act

A long time ago, God created the first family in the world. The male owner of this family is Adam (hi! I am Adam), and the hostess's name is Eve (I am Eve ~). God sent them to manage everything he created together. Adam and Eve lived happily in the Garden of Eden until one day …

Children: (singing) My family is so cute … Boss, they are so happy, even I feel happy!

Devil: (intoxicated) Yes, even I ... (Expression turns to anger) ㄘㄟˊ, nonsense, I'm not happy to see them so happy! (Thinking → Grinning) Hum, look how I ruined them.

Act ii

Adam: Eve, come on. This kind of fruit is sweet and fragrant. It is delicious. Here, I'll give you half. ..... (stretching) Oh ~ ~, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep ...

Demon: (suddenly appears) Hey, hey, here's your chance. God will really repay those who help him (kid interjects: Boss, we are not human). Let's go Cut the crap. I finally got a chance.

Child: Yes! This woman is easy to cheat, hee hee hee.

Devil: Hey, Eve! Haven't seen you for a long time.

Eve: (frightened) Ah! Satan, go away! (Throw the leftover fruit to the devil)

Devil: (making fun of Eve) Yo, that was close. Hey, Eve, (pointing to the fruit on the ground) Is that fruit delicious? Actually, I tell you, (pointing to the tree of good and evil in the distance) the fruit on that tree is really delicious!

Child: (drooling) Hey, boss, really?

Devil: (secretly telling the child) I haven't eaten it. How do I know?

Eve: (a little touched) But ... God told us not to eat or touch the fruit on that tree, or we would die!

Devil: Oh, you can't die (in Taiwanese). Is it that serious? God is afraid that your eyes will light up after eating it, just as he knows good and evil.

Eve: Really?

Demon: Of course! (patting his chest) When have I ever lied?

Child: (seriously) Yes! Only this sentence is a lie!

Demon: Shut up! (turns to Eve and takes out the fruit from behind) Ouch! What a coincidence! I happen to have one here, Eve. Come on! Eat now if you want!

Eve: (slowly reaching out her hand) This fruit is so beautiful and lovely. I ... I want some.

(Eve eats fruit and the two ghosts applaud)

Eve: This fruit is delicious, hmm! I also want my Ana to eat (Japanese).

Narrator: In this way, the devil's plan succeeded. Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden because they ate from the tree of good and evil and disobeyed God's command. From then on, every family in the world must work hard to support themselves.

Act iii

Narrator: Adam and Eve gave birth to two sons. The name of the eldest son is Cain and the name of the youngest son is Abel. At that time, the family lived a hard life, but thanks to God's care, life was still very happy and the family was harmonious.

(Music: Israeli Poetry-Hallelujah)

Child: (singing) Hallelujah, praise God. Hallelujah …

Demon: Stop singing! (Thinking → Grinning) Hum, I'm going to do something vicious this time, and I must destroy this annoying home!

Child: Hey, boss, what's the trick?

(Two ghosts mutter → Two ghosts giggle)

Act IV

Cain: (indignant) Hum, God didn't choose my gift.

(Demons and imps enter)

Demon: Ah, Cain! Long time no see! What happened to make you so angry?

Kane: You're just in time to judge me. My brother Abel and I went to see God together. We all brought him presents. I didn't expect God to choose Abel's gift over mine. I am so angry!

Devil: (adding fuel to the fire) Exactly. I told you that God is partial. It's unfair to you!

(Abel enters)

Abel: Satan, what are you doing here? Go away! (turning to Cain) Brother, let's go. Don't say anything to this liar. We were cheated by him.

Devil: Oh, I said Abe, don't say that. We are all good friends. Besides, what I just said is true, isn't it, Cain? Cain hesitated, and the devil continued to fan the flames. ) I said Cain, according to the ranking, you are the eldest in the family and should inherit the best property. Today, God chose Abel's gift instead of yours, which is obviously biased. Be careful that your property will be taken away by your annoying brother one day! Cain became angrier as he listened. He held the stone high.

Abel: Satan, shut up! Dude, don't listen to it! Put the stone down!

Demon: Yes! Cain, kill Abel. All the property is yours. Come on!

Cain killed Abel. All the lights on the scene went out, and the music gradually changed from fear and shock to calm and sadness. The light is on. )

Kane: (crying alone) What have I done?

Child: (a little scared) Boss, today is Christmas. Is this a bit difficult?

Devil: wordy, what do you know? I have to make all the families stink. (Laughing wildly)

Act v

Narrator: Time and space change to today, a family in Taiwan Province Province.

Sister: I've decided, today, today I must …

(Brother rushes in)

Brother: Hey, sister, do you have any money? Come on, lend it to me.

Sister: (muttering) Why do you want to borrow money again? Never pay back every time you borrow money

Brother: (impatient) Oh, I'm going to practice in heaven. If I don't hurry, all my treasures will be taken away. Come on! Come on!

My brother took the money and left, and my mother came in later. )

Mom: Thick, bad enough (Taiwanese). The bag cost 40 thousand to 50 thousand, but only 800 was won.

Sister: Mom, stop signing lottery tickets. It is said on TV that winning the first prize is more difficult than winning Lei Gong.

Mom: Hey ~ ~ Yo, what crazy talk (Taiwanese)! Ah, you mean mom will be beaten by Lei Gong!

Sister: Mom, that's not what I meant.

Mom: Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! I didn't do it for this family. If you have no money, what will you eat? How to pay the tuition!

Dad came in drunk with a bottle in his hand. )

Dad: (talking into the air) Hum! What's the big deal? It depends on my skill and your face. Let's go

Mom: You quarreled with others again. You have a bad temper. How can I find a job?

Dad: Cut the crap! Gambling and lottery all day, who are you to say me?

Mom: Hey ~ ~ Yo, what crazy talk (Taiwanese)! If I don't work hard to make money outside every day, what will our family eat? When have you ever taken a dime home?

Dad: Are you looking down on me? Huh? Make it clear

Sister: Dad, Mom, stop arguing.

Dad: Sister, it's none of your business. Go and make a cup of tea for dad.

(Brother sneaks in)

Dad: Stop there! Where have you been? A worthless thing.

Brother: What makes you say about me? Every time I get drunk, I swear.

Dad: What? I'm not qualified to talk about you? Lao tze is qualified to hit you!

My father chased my brother, but my mother dissuaded him and turned him into a pantomime. )

Sister: I've really decided. Today, today, I must ... run away from home!

(Two ghosts echo each other from afar on the stage)

Child: ㄟ, boss, this should be about the same.

Demon: Well, you finally didn't learn in vain. Let's go Let's go to the next one.

(Two ghosts grin)

Act VI

Sister: It's so cold. I'm a little hungry, too ... All my friends! I didn't even pay back the money, leaving me more than 200 yuan. Luckily, I also brought the pig out. (There was a silence) Alas, my brother talked back to my father yesterday, and my parents said they wanted a divorce. I don't know if I'm better today.

(Admission of remedial students)

ㄟ, isn't that Ya Ya?

B B: That's right. (walks up to his sister) Hey, Ya Ya, why are you walking around with your schoolbag on your back at this time?

Sister: I ... I ran home.

Wow, going straight home is so cool!

A: Nonsense, skipping home is not fun at all, and it worries my family. You'd better go home quickly.

Sister: (hesitating) I don't want to go home on the first day after playing truant. Maybe my parents don't know that I skipped school and went home.

Well, that makes sense. (Thinking) Then ... Then why don't you go to the remedial class with us?

Sister: Make up lessons? Which cram school is it? ... but I have no money.

Oh, don't worry! The remedial class of Xin 'en class is run by Xin 'en Church, free of charge!

A: Yes! The teachers there are all high flyers from Tsinghua and Jiaotong University, and they are good at English, mathematics, physics and chemistry.

I like character education best. The teachers and priests in the church know our teenagers' thoughts very well and often help us to answer the questions in our lives.

I like snack time best. I can play ball with my classmates. I can eat and play (a and b chorus: you! ) let's go! If you don't leave, you will be late.

Sister: But … I …

Oh, come on! I know Miss Huang from the church best. She is so caring that she will take you in! (Chorus A and B: You! )

(Two ghosts suddenly appear)

Devil: (coldly) Hey, boy, are you shopping? Come on, let's take you to some interesting places. It's terrible to go to class.

You suck! Think we don't know who you are, idiot!

Child: Shit! Got caught.

Answer: If you don't leave, I'll call Pastor Liu to clean you up!

(Two ghosts chorus: Ah! Get out)

Act VII

A: Hi! Miss Huang, here we are.

Teacher: Hi! Hello, guys. Any new friends today?

Well, this is Yaya.

C C: Ya Ya is a special person.

Teacher: Oh? In the eyes of God, each of you is special!

Oh, no! Yaya ran away from home today! (Chorus A and B: Oh, big mouth)

Teacher: Ya Ya, do you want to talk to the teacher? Maybe I can help you solve your problem.

Sister: Teacher, forget it, it's no use! My parents never knew me!

Teacher: Don't be so pessimistic. Let the teacher try. Go to class first, and let me talk to ya ya.

(With narration, mime performance)

Narrator: After the teacher's patient negotiation, Yaya finally promised to inform her parents of her whereabouts, and Yaya's parents immediately rushed to the church. On this beautiful night, everyone felt the love and warmth of Jesus …

(Continue to speak)

Mom: (sighs) Well, it really feels like home here. Usually at home, there is no such warm feeling.

Teacher: This is God's big family! The devil has been trying to destroy every family in the world for a long time, so that everyone can't get inner warmth. But ultimately doomed to failure! Because the Lord Jesus was born for us and has conquered the devil. The Lord Jesus reunited us in the church family with his victorious love.

Everyone said in unison: Hallelujah! The devil is doomed to failure in the end! Because the Lord Jesus won!

Everyone froze, and two ghosts entered the scene.

Child: Boss, where are you going with your luggage?

Demon: Alas, the church here is too powerful. I think I'd better run away before it's too late.

Child: Hey, boss, wait for me …

Ending narration

Hallelujah! The devil is doomed to failure in the end! Because the Lord Jesus won!

This is the church-the big family God gave us. In this big family, God is our heavenly father.

(Everyone chorus: full of justice and compassion! )

The holy spirit warms people's hearts like a loving mother.

(Everyone chorus: always remind us to take the right path! )

The Lord Jesus is the eldest brother in the family.

(Everyone chorus: We follow his example in everything! )

In the church, we have priests to teach us, big brothers and sisters to grow up with us, and uncles and aunts from different places to help and serve everyone unconditionally. In fact, this is not from us, but because the love of the Lord Jesus is full in the church, so we can't wait to share it with you. Welcome to visit! Welcome everyone to join this home full of love and laughter.

Chorus: We become a family.