How about telling me a joke that you think is funny?

The rich man was walking his dog when a killer jumped out of the grass and shot the dog twice. Millionaire is furious: Why did you kill my dog? The killer sneered: someone spent 5 million to let me take your dog's life!

The rich man glanced at the killer and shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to give him a red envelope!

The next day, the killer jumped out of the grass and took the rich man's iphone6s. The rich man said nervously, why did you rob my mobile phone? The killer sneered again, because that man spent another 10 million yuan, let me take your mobile phone (head)! The rich man shook his hand excitedly again and said, who is your teacher? I want to give him two big red envelopes!

It rained heavily at night. After two consecutive disasters, the rich man felt that he could no longer live here, so he took an umbrella and tried to sneak out of the house quietly. Who knows that just arrived at the door, the killer came out again! "Hey hey! I knew you were going out and waiting for you! " It's too early to say! The murderer threw him 5 million yuan, saying that he was paying for your dog. He stuffed the robbed iphone6s into the rich man's arms, grabbed the umbrella, looked at the rich man and sneered! "My master is really ingenious. I knew you would take out your umbrella and write me a note to rob! " Say that finish, I dropped the note and roared off.

The rich man picked it up and saw the angry weeds of the killer employer: "Don't have a dog! No cell phones! ! Want his umbrella (life) ! ! "