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Daily emotional signature

1: The front should be strong and the routine should be dirty.

2. I learned the routine. It is true that I want to tease you.

3. Family ties can't stay, but routines can't stay.

4. I learned the routine. It is true that I want to tease you.

5. The longest road is called routine.

6. Deep feelings are like routines, and routines often deceive people!

7: Do you listen to obscene words? I learned the routine, and it's true that I want to tease you.

8. I haven't met anyone who can be tempted. Everything I encounter is to look at people's hearts with routines.

9. Often deep feelings can't keep the routine popular.

10: The routine is too real and really confusing.

1 1: I learned routines, but it's true to tease you.

12: Don't be moved by perfunctory, and don't treat routines as affectionate.

13: in fact, the longest way I have walked is your routine.

14: Don't play with us. Lions don't play with dogs This is the principle.

15: Don't be moved by perfunctory, and don't treat routines as affection.

16: The longest way is your routine.

17: One journey with ten back roads

18: Sincerity is always unpopular, but the routine is provocative.

19: rural reform routines are as deep as the sea.

20. mistake the routine for family.

2 1: The longest road I have traveled is your routine.

22: The city routine is deep, so I'm going back to the countryside.

23: The road ahead is unknown, and the routines are endless!

24: I want to hear your stories. Sincerity has no routine.

Since ancient times, deep affection has always won people's hearts.

26: There is no gorgeous language, only bottomless routines.

27: there are countless routines, and I can't figure it out.

28: Sincerity is always unpopular, but the routine is sultry.

29: Except for love, all routines are fraud.

30: I confess to you, but you are afraid it is a routine.

3 1: Don't memorize routines for too long, and don't worry about those who tease you.

32: Don't treat perfunctory as touching, and don't treat routines as affectionate.

33: Talk about the mood of personality routines

34: I can't stay deep since ancient times, and I have to win people's hearts.

I know all the routines, but I can't bear to use them on you.

36: I will like any routine. It doesn't matter whether I love me or not.

37: Since ancient times, the deep feelings can't be kept, and the routines have won the hearts of the people.

38: Don't treat perfunctory as touching, and don't treat routines as affectionate.

39: Routine is not for yourself.

40: I really don't know who to give it to when the routine is over.

4 1: since ancient times, no one has asked about love, but the routine has won people's hearts.

42: Routine Routine, where is there no routine now?

43: Too often, I can't keep my family, but the routine wins people's hearts.

44: I really don't leave people, but the routine is very popular.

45: The family can't stay, and the routine is popular.

46: Often deep feelings can't stay, and routines win people's hearts.

47: countless routines, people who can't see through!

48: Playing routines, failing is family.

The reality is that the routine network is insincere.

50: family ties can't stay, and they often win people's hearts.

5 1: Don't tease others with my routine.

52: Sincerity is always disliked. But the routine is very sultry.

53: When you try others, maybe you are also being tried.

54: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, a temple and a road called routine.

You know that's your routine, but you still go on without hesitation.

56: You are full of tricks and routines, but your argument makes me speechless.

57: You are deeper than me, and you are sexy, but at least I am cleaner than you.

58: Words are spoken with the mouth, people look with their eyes, routines are everywhere, and their eyes are equally wonderful.

59: Talk about the mood of the routine | Sentence signature of the routine

60: Everyone has betrayed the world, and whoever has a deep routine is king.

6 1: Time will show you who really gets along with you and who plays tricks on you with a mask.

62: I have stories and teasing routines, and so do I just don't want to forget my dog.

As soon as I stretched out my hand, I knew you wouldn't come with me, so I stretched out my leg. After you tripped, you really stood up and chased me. So I found that often you can't keep your family, but the routine is popular. ...

64: Is it a skill to seduce others? Can you seduce others is the skill? No, don't you think it's a skill and the happiest thing to tease each other for a lifetime with the person you love?

65: this society likes fake things, too real, and hates mixing. In the future, we must learn to speak politely. If we take a vacation for welfare, we seem to feel better.

66: This society always likes fake things, which are too real, annoying and difficult to mix. Later, I had to learn to speak politely and take a vacation for the benefit. It seems that only in this way can I live better.

67: Every time I say something, I think it's my own idea. Now I know you are looking for it here. It's the same routine every time, scheming bitch

68: I'm too lazy to know someone again, ask the name, ask the age, chat again, know again, and continue the routine. I am just lazy.

69: One person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointment, three people fight landlords, four people play mahjong, five people LOL and a group of people play routines.

Everyday love story

1. Love is a song without a name, and there is no name left for you in this world.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

Spring water is born, spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

4. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

6. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.

7. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

8. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

9. Even if you are covered with thorns like a hedgehog, I still have no taboos when I hold you.

10. Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you.

1 1. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

12. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the whole world in my life, and you are the sun with the brightest smile I have ever seen.

13. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.

14. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

15. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

16. I'm possessive, so don't leave if you come near me.

17. I am good at raising pigs. Are you willing to be lazy around me and be spoiled by me?

18. I will try my best to match you and catch up with you. If you don't agree, I will pester you to death until you agree.

19. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

20. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

2 1. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

22. Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

24. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

25. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

It rains in every city. Just like I miss you everywhere.

27.how long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.

28. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

29. Do you have a map? Huh? I seem lost in your eyes.

30. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

3 1. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

32. Do you know what you look like now? Like what? Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me.

33. Do you know what I am good at? Like you

34. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don't know. What is this? It was because the bell rang (thought) that I stayed!

Let me ask you a question. Which one is not related to you? Husband, wife is so smart.

36. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me.

37. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.

38. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.

39. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

40. I'm listening to your song, single cycle. I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.

4 1. Come with me. Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

Talk about the routine. Talk about deep sentences about routines.

1, actually nothing else, just having a boyfriend, I still want to continue your routine, but you don't like me.

It was still raining heavily in the morning, and the rain stopped. Looking at the cloudy day, playing ball is good, and the result is a big sun. This world is too deep, and it will be dark today.

3, full of routines, suddenly found that there is no love in this world.

4. I accidentally turned to a circle of friends of WeChat friends. I can't get in. I don't know why. I don't know if you deleted me or my circle of friends blocked me. I can only say that I understand you. Maybe you have some secrets that I'm afraid to see, so I deleted you, too. Less routines, more sincerity.

5. I saw it in a circle of friends and felt that this design routine was very deep.

6, no longer desperate to do something worthwhile for love, think of the sentence you have been repeating, I am not worth it, I am so scum to you, this is just a routine, I learned to do something worthwhile, don't hate you, don't thank you.

7. The classic routine is that when a man meets a 24-year-old girlfriend, he misses his ex-girlfriend who likes to ask him to do this and loves to spend his money. Some people say that men are guilty because their ex-girlfriends spend a lot of money? First of all, the one-sided model of love has problems from the beginning. To put it bluntly, it seems to me that this virtuous girlfriend doesn't love herself enough.

8. My friend gave me a good routine to emphasize the importance of trust. What else can I say?

9. Since ancient times, true feelings can't be kept. Only routines are popular. Watch your boyfriend. I'm going to start playing routines.

10, this social routine is too deep. I got stuck if I wasn't careful, and then I got up and patted the mud on my body. I couldn't help laughing that I was still too young. I also believe in a well-located and well-decorated house with a monthly rent of 500 yuan. I actually believed Nima and added WeChat, until the third so-called landlord quarreled with her parents, and her mother left home and waited for her to take her mother back to solve the civil war before paying attention to business matters with me. I finally woke up. You guys were great.

1 1. This social routine is too deep. Some people want to slap her with that look and attitude. Nobody owes you anything, bitch.

12, social routines are too deep, and doing well will never be remembered by others. As long as there is a little mistake, it's all your fault.

13. If I had known that the great god Xiao Nai was so surprised, I should have seen it earlier. Although the plot is full of routines, it is just to my taste.

14, who takes routines seriously?

15. If you do something, you will know that it is not easy to do it, and you will know that they are not easy. It is he who made a mistake today, and it may be himself tomorrow. Even if what he does has nothing to do with your work, it is hard to guarantee that you will not stumble elsewhere. The world is full of routines. I don't believe that people are getting softer and softer.

16, yes, in an era full of routines, it doesn't matter whether your academic performance is good or not, the key is to have momentum.

17, I feel that I missed it for the first time! Obviously, the demand is so firm! But how can it vary from person to person? Now that you can operate, please continue! What saddens me most is that there is no fairness at all! The routine is too deep! It is wrong not to get along well with the teacher! But I don't want to go with the flow. Is it wrong for me? Is it really wrong to be young and ignorant and not understand society? The society I want is not like this.

18, stupid dog, stupid dog. When can we grow up? Let's resist this world full of routines.

19, the routine in your city is too deep, I want to go back to the countryside!

20. I feel uncomfortable after reading sweet words. Can you say something? It's all for you and me. Leaving silently is the best choice. We have to torture each other to death before we realize it. We should face it together! Look at the nameless fire burning in my heart.

2 1, true or false, right or wrong, the routine is too deep for me to see clearly. Only when it's cheap can you give yourself trouble, and it's useless to think about it. I still believe that the choice I made is worthwhile, and everything I feel with my heart is not fake. But I really feel tired and don't love anymore. Is it not so tiring not to talk about feelings? I don't want to think about it anymore. Watch my lovely baby sleep.

22. The older you get, the more you can see some people and things, and the more tired you feel. Maybe that's life. It will be easier if you go deep into your daily affairs. People who have no routines are doomed to be lonely all their lives! My heart is so tired. How long does it take to see a person clearly? Actually, I don't know. All I know is that you can see a person clearly when you are awake. Yes, that's how life is realized. When you are indifferent to fame and fortune, away from the hustle and bustle of the city, away from money, reputation, status and so on, you are not far from death!

23. From 5: 30 to now, I feel full of routines. Besides, I haven't been home for 13 days, and I don't know how many days I will be home.

24. Mommy, I'm going to resign and submit my resignation report tomorrow. There is nothing to say. I just feel that in the year here, I have seen a lot of routines, routines and pits everywhere, and I have paid all my love and resources. As a result, my evaluation of her was chilling and disappointing. Leaving is too complicated for the brain to keep up with.

25. I woke up from a nightmare, and I don't remember what I dreamed. The vague impression seems to be that I was finally asked a person's name, but I absolutely can't say it, so I have to make it up. The last moment I woke up, that sentence was Matsumoto Jun! Damn it, Matsumoto Jun obviously hasn't eaten or brushed his teeth recently. This is the same as remembering the name of the head teacher in high school before. It is a routine to flash over Yu Wenzhou, and this brain can't be taken.

26. It's too cold. Let me talk about it in my bed ... all routine.

27. This world is too deep for me to understand.

28. I recently talked with three or two friends, and they all told me about this world full of routines. Every time I mention this, I always think that there are rivers and lakes where there are people. I always feel that the root of all problems lies in people themselves. Many people say that I just want to be myself. Is that too much to ask? However, how many people are doing themselves? Or, what are you?

29. Never overdraw the trust of people around you! More sincerity, less routine! Money is easy to get, but trust is hard to find! If you lose trust, you lose everything!

30. A friend likes to borrow money from others and is often rejected or discounted. After a long time, he found a routine: he wanted to borrow 500 thousand, but he asked for1100 thousand.

3 1, men can have routines, but women don't have their own thoughts? Do you think all women are too conceited and self-righteous Nowadays, women all love money, but they prefer the money earned through their own efforts, earning peace of mind and practical use.

32. Mama of, the city routine is deep. I want to go back to the countryside. It's too scary. You treat others as friends, friends treat you as pit friends, and you don't want to die.

Although the theatrical version of Yuzi Market is full of routines, I still like it very much.

34. On the way home, Lao Wangyue felt that the more wrong the city was, the deeper the routine was and he wanted to go back to the countryside.

35. I dare not wait for someone because I don't know if you will come to AZY and disappear, and no one explains it. Suddenly, he came back as if nothing had happened and took part in various activities. But I didn't expect the second monitor of the routine performance to be the 70-year-old monitor. He was charming and danced hard. Cheng is the first person who has a strong sense of variety in advertising, film and television resources and can sing and dance well. Although he has a bad memory, he is also very handsome. I thought the three of them should be the safest.

36. Xinjiang beauty meets an old driver, hahahaha routines are routines, and one set is stronger than the other.

37. God always gives me some inspiration in the dark. Does it lead me to see some truth better? I can only say that this social routine is too deep and there are actors everywhere.

38. It may be a little sad and helpless to see a job at close range for the first time, from opening to closing, with the smell of alcohol, tobacco and drums all night. Smells you don't like rush to your skin, ankles and hair. The lights are too dazzling and there are too many romantic routines. When you can choose, you still need rational choice.

39. Life seeks satisfaction in indifference, peace of mind in due diligence, happiness in dedication and happiness in loyalty. One day you will understand that since ancient times, deep affection has always won people's hearts.

40. I like to watch Friends, a manly drama full of rich colors. Jiugongge's hot pot is full of red peppers. Dramatic, black routine, Chen Kun chased a dozen robbers for a love letter from a female classmate in her bag. If I take what I have, I will take it back. This movie should be renamed love letter! Liu Bofei is a big shot and dares to ride a dragon and a tiger. He said that he wanted to take his grandfather with him when he ran away, but he was tired of riding a tiger.

4 1, dreaming of a male friend whom I have known for a long time, complaining about unhappy marriage and regretting getting married, is a consistent love rat accent and wants to have an affair. In my dream, I flew into a rage and scolded each other. I thought you said my wife was very hard. I thought you said it was not easy to be with you after graduation. I thought you said it was tiring to take care of the children. Why are you unhappy now?

42. People often don't understand the way I work, because I always don't follow the routine. But I feel happy! I stick to my principle: don't set standards for the future! As long as you are happy, why care about so many routines? Perhaps there are too many routines between people and too little sincerity. Living in rich anxiety is far worse than living in indifferent stability! What's more, I can be happy with food and clothing! I go my way and have my happiness!

43. Everyone has secrets, and everyone seems to be nice to you. Can't say anything, can't listen to anything. When you hear a sentence, you should learn to finish it, then you will be told what you can't do and what you should pay attention to. On the surface, I care about you. In fact, I have many routines. I'm just a simple child. I just left society. Don't be too hard on me. I know nothing about routines.

44. When I don't love, I live alone in a stone. If you have ambition, you will be satisfied; if you have desire, you will work hard. I don't care about the world and all kinds of routines. I am sharp, safe and hard. Not afraid of being hurt, let alone being hurt.

45. When you grow up, friends need to communicate frequently, otherwise the relationship will gradually alienate. After graduation, I know that lovers need material and family as the foundation of development, otherwise stable love will be shaken. Only after work do I know that friends and colleagues need words to invite them to dinner or do things, otherwise there will be something called human feelings that will run errands. This is a simple world, but it is physically and mentally exhausted by it. Social routine is deep, I want to go back to campus.

A complete collection of provocative conventional sentences

All kinds of provocative routine sentences 1. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

I wish you a happy day and a happy tomorrow.

It's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet and can't say anything more beautiful!

I have my king, and I am his loyal minister. I am willing to flag and shout for him and die for him.

I give my whole soul to you, along with its quirks, small temper, flickering and 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you.

6. Do you want to know what my love for you is? I just like you from the bottom of my heart. I think your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am not happy. If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

7. I will love you forever if you like. If you don't, I will always miss you. 8. My courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.