Joke, 10

1, your conscience was eaten by a dog! Alas, sure enough, dogs can't change their ways and eat shit.

You can stare at the boss as soon as you walk into the office and say, "You bitch! That's it, goodbye! " Then take off the Bluetooth headset and let them think you are on the phone.

3. How to describe a person's ignorance and mental retardation?

God replied: God spreads wisdom all over the world, so you have to take an umbrella!

4, shopping to hear a couple quarrel!

Man: I don't like you because you are so ugly!

Woman: You are ugly. You are not only ugly, but also unfilial!

Man: Why am I unfilial?

W: You wasted your parents' time all night. How dare you grow up like this?

Holy shit. . . I'm uneducated and embarrassed to come out and quarrel now! ! !

Not long ago, my brother's girlfriend ran away with a rich handsome boy. Soon after, my brother's girlfriend came back and found him and said, "I'm pregnant."

My brother didn't say anything, but silently replied, "I was born with it."

Nine months later, the baby was born and my brother ran away. . .

6.a: Your leader was hit by a car and was hospitalized. Aren't you going to have a look?

Who the fuck hit it? Tell me, I have to kill him!

Why are you in such a big fire? I don't mean it!

B: B: Can TNND drive? Don't kill yourself! What a fucking thing!

1, I don't know anything I don't know in math class. . .

2. Roommate: If eating fish can make your brain smarter, I don't think eating a bunch of whales can make it up. . .

Me: You have no IQ. Whales are fish!

3. Me: "Today, I'm going to beat the fat in the next class. You are my brother. Do you know what to do? "

Roommate: "I'll burn incense for you in spring."

I often feel a pair of eyes staring at me outside the window when I sleep. I am timid and cover my head with clothes every time, but even if I block my sight, I can't stop the penetrating voice from my ear: "What are you doing?" My class teacher asked.

I study economics, and I am very distressed, and I have little experience on paper. I study advertising, and I'm upset. I only accept melatonin as a gift. The learning program is very helpless, and the code never depends on Baidu. I study architecture. I'm unlucky. I hold concrete every day. I am proud to study finance, and I lost my futures and my stock. I want to laugh when I learn musical instruments, and I want to screw the nut when I graduate. Dissatisfied with the learning environment, distribute garbage dumps after graduation.

6. My mother: "Be careful at school. Don't wait until you are thirsty to drink water. Thirst means that your body is dehydrated. "

Me: "Don't wait for me to say that I have no money. Saying that I have no money means that your son is starving. "