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Planting trees in the desert ash, robbing the tomb in the black town. The transport ship went down to the sea and brushed the zombie mode. There was a robbery at the entrance of "A Big" and "B Point" was smashed and bleeding. I bathed in sand dunes, raced in chemical plants, picked up girls in eagle eyes, danced in submarines, sweated in New Year Square, ate at railway stations, took a ride in motor racing city, played with wine in research institutes, read books in harbors and smoked in pyramids. Sun Yat-sen: The bomb disposal failed. Comrades have to work hard on the bright line at the foot of my bed. The old man is carrying a gun. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and wet my crotch. You shoot one, I shoot one; Beginners are used to M4A 1. You shoot two, I shoot two. One shot to the head, you are really two, you shoot three, I shoot three; Play with ghosts, use shotguns. You shoot four, I shoot four; The second lieutenant uses AN94, you shoot five, I shoot five; The strongest shooting MT5, you shoot six, I shoot six; The most downstream of 95 headshots, you shoot seven, I shoot seven; Play biochemistry, you need to shoot eight, I'll shoot eight. Die with a plug-in Mom, you shoot nine, I shoot nine; Teammates don't have to worry about the line of fire Since ancient times, there has been no charming girl, who spent Liu Chengxing. Looks like a pair of mandarin ducks, both of whom are abnormal transvestites. Men should be fierce, women should be coquettish, not fierce or coquettish. It's certain that the shemale will buy a charm blade, marry a daughter-in-law Wild Rose and have a son, the Flying Tigers. I think Linghu sister wants to adopt it ~