Humorous classic jokes (selected 59 sentences)

2. On impulse, future generations are in danger!

3. People are not smart, but economists are bald!

4. Where did you fall and where did you lie?

5. I crossed the road. Where are you?

6. oh, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

7. Happiness tells me that you are too young.

8. There are many penguins. What penguins have never seen?

9. Live well or die quickly.

1. The rooster that lays eggs is the fighting chicken in the rooster.

11. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude

12. If I were the emperor, I would make you a prince!

13. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

14. I won everyone, but I lost you.

15, low-key man show high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten

16, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

17. Walk the same street and return to two worlds.

18. You will give others what you have thanked me. Don't deny it.

19. I think it's unfortunate that the world knows so much about you.

2. As a typical example of failure, you are too successful.

21. As long as you dance well with your hoe, you can't dig corners?

22. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

23. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

24. I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

25. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling, the electric heater can't stand it.

26. The little ones are hidden in misty poems, and the big ones are hidden in soap operas.

27. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!

28. Wait. It may not be easy; Hurt. But it is easy.

29. Sadness is that although it is difficult, it will pass.

3. I love gluttony before I know it, but I feel fat after I know it.

31. Women's clothes are more capital than that, and men's clothes are more abnormal than that.

32. Who says I'm white, thin and beautiful? ~ I'm good friends with him

33. Did the leaves leave because they pursued the wind or the trees didn't stay?

34. I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

35. I am a little happy when I miss you, and I am a little sad when I am happy.

36. Since I got mental illness, my spirit has been much better.

37. What can't be refused is the beginning, and what can't be resisted is the end.

38. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert and ugly women treating me like a rogue.

39. Leave the stool. It is the pursuit of the toilet. Still leave no ass

4. When two people meet, the next story is either an accident

41. It's still an ancient bastard. Cut it off and you can become a civil servant.

42. Rainy air, tired sadness, the fairy tales in my memory slowly melt.

43. I will look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

44. You are really bad at the exam! Broke my heart and my parents' heart.

45. If a man doesn't help you wear a wedding dress, you will give him a cassock

46. I'm not good, but there is only one, whether I cherish it or not.

47. We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.

48. I want to try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

49. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

5. Everyone must understand that falling in love does not delay learning. -unrequited love

51. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig you down!

52. A real warrior dares to face beautiful eyebrows and bleak singles.

53. Even David Beckham doesn't know. Who are you to talk to me about basketball?

54. Why do we always have to go through some painful things to know the truth?

55, people are not malicious, and they can't stand steadily! People are not damaged, not standardized! People are not bad, they die quickly.

56. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

57. Rainy air, tired sadness, the fairy tales in my memory slowly melt.

58. Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

59. There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but the mistake is liking someone who doesn't like himself.