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What do you mean, "You are a writer and your whole family are writers"? Is "writer" a derogatory term here?

What I saw on Sina blog is quite reasonable. Are you a writer? Mickey asked.

"You are a writer, your mother is a writer, your father is a writer, and your whole family is a writer." Gu Xiaobai replied angrily.

This conversation reminds me of one thing, and at the same time I understand a truth.

The story is ridiculous. My husband told it.

In the first grade, he waited for his parents to pick him up after cleaning the school with a girl. My husband's mother (my mother-in-law) went to pick him up first. The little girl saw it and said to my husband, "This is your mother. Really beautiful! " After listening, the husband replied: "Your mother is so beautiful!" After that, everyone was embarrassed.

I heard it was a joke. Laugh! I think it's because children are not sensible enough to know the truth of flattery. I said he was right, but I felt that she was scolding you, and you scolded him again. ...

This joke is finished, just like the dialogue above. Mickey looked at Gu Xiaobai with extremely surprised and adoring eyes. Therefore, Gu Xiaobai felt that he was a wronged writer and didn't want people to know his true identity. I'm thinking: How much you Gu Xiaobai don't want people to know what you're doing. Sweat!

But now I understand one thing. I am obviously an engineer in a company, but I just don't want people to know that I have passed my second major-engineering cost, but I just don't want people to know. Every time I go out, someone asks me: What major did you study? I said: the law. Now I think it's ridiculous that the law has anything to do with me. I studied for four years and worked for seven years, which has nothing to do with the law. I don't understand. Why can't I admit that I'm not studying law but engineering cost?

So, today, one of my colleagues came to tell me something angrily: the boss asked him to write a feasibility study report to demonstrate the feasibility of our unit's green base. Green base, of course, should be demonstrated from the environment, function and use of the base. It is nothing more than all kinds of organic vegetables, raising chickens and ducks, or holding meetings and activities. That's all. What do you think you can do with a palm-sized area? That's exactly what it did. But his argument was overturned by the boss. It is good to demonstrate the research and development function of that land. Isn't it a piece of land? Can it be developed? Is it better to develop a fruit and vegetable or a livestock? Just say it. Therefore, people say: R&D planning, R&D architecture. My colleagues are very boring. R&D, planning and architecture are both parts of speech. Why can R&D lead to architecture and planning? Isn't research and development all entities? He was depressed and lost all his hair.

After listening, I remembered the dialogue in the men's gang above. I don't understand. When a person wants to do something very much, he has a split personality, so that he doesn't know what he is talking about and thinks he knows everything, knows everything and can do anything. When a person really doesn't want to do something, he will also have a split personality and fight back with this thing he doesn't want to do. I think my colleagues must want to say, "You are engaged in research and development, your mother is engaged in research and development, your father is engaged in research and development, and your whole family is engaged in research and development."

I looked at his evil appearance and inspired him: you should adhere to the concept of sustainable development and demonstrate a slap in the face from the perspective of low-carbon environmental protection and returning to nature.

I asked him if he was inspired.

He said: mm-hmm.

Well, I finally found out that I am a writer. If anyone smells it in the future, I'll say I'm a writer. Yeah, yeah.

So I understand a truth-a driver who doesn't want to be a tailor is not a good cook.