There is a four-legged snake on the plaster line.

Just as the woman was about to turn off the lights and sleep, she found a small snake with four legs on the plaster line above her head. She was frightened and whispered for help:

"You're here-"

Nothing happened in the study next door. The four-legged snake did not move. She didn't dare to speak loudly, for fear that the little thing above would be frightened and fall down. When she got up quietly and walked to the bedroom door, she shouted in a low voice that she didn't sound familiar: "Come on!" " "

Still nothing happened. It seems that the man is not at home.

The woman stood at the door of the study, but the husband still heard nothing and didn't turn his head. Suddenly, the woman's resentment overwhelmed her fear and said, "Nothing is difficult! It's hard to say! " She was angered by her husband's indifference and forgot why she came to find a man.

The man kept staring at the computer and said, "What's the matter? Make a fuss. " He had just come up with an idea to save the defeat, but before he started, he was disturbed by his wife.

As soon as the man answered, the woman's anger dropped, and then she remembered to ask the man, "There is a four-legged snake on the wall." She said, her voice trembling a little.

"Where is it? You said thiamine. " He asked impatiently. Eyes still staring at the black and white pieces on the computer.

"You come." She felt that his question was unnecessary and didn't answer, so she dragged him into the bedroom door.

"Nothing to be afraid of. A four-legged snake is a beneficial insect. " He said. I was educated by pests and beneficial insects when I was a child, and I was particularly impressed in my mind. Now he answered without thinking. Although quadrupeds are obviously cold-blooded reptiles.

"There it is." She pointed to the little guy who was still lying there. She counted on him to catch it.

"You can't kill it." He talked to himself.

"I didn't ask you to kill it." She argued.

"I grabbed it with paper."

"Use electric mosquito swatter ..." Before she finished, he became angry. "Why electrocute it?"

"So. I mean, take it. I'm afraid you'll drop it, fall on the bed, use an electric fly swatter under it and it won't slip away. " She's a little excited. What he understands is never what she wants to express.

The electric fly swatter is at hand. He doesn't need it. It seems that as long as he holds the electric fly swatter, he will electrocute the four-legged snake, even if he doesn't turn on the electrical switch. She had no choice but to ask him to wait. She went to find him a bigger piece of paper.

He couldn't wait, standing by the bed, holding the toilet paper from his trouser pocket, and acting like he was going to catch it, he quickly laid hands on him. The paper was placed on the four-legged snake. She just entered the door, as if something had fallen from it. Her heart tightened and she said, "Let it slip away?"

"Hum. Slipped? How to slip? Can you escape from me? Such a thing. Stop it, it will be bad luck to fall into my hands. " He stood proudly on the floor. The woman shook her hand, quickly opened the calendar paper and put it under his hand. Slowly and gently, he flattened the paper ball in his hand until it was flat and there was no shadow of the four-legged snake. He murmured "damn it", but turned over the paper again and again.

Usually, when a woman has a chance to get the upper hand, she will lose no time to scold a man to relieve her anger. At the moment, she endured. She didn't dare, and she was counting on him to keep on grasping. If she angered him, it would be impossible. She didn't complain at all, and the woman panicked. She said, "I don't blame you. Strange little things don't appreciate faces. " She turned the corner and taunted the man. Isn't it sarcasm that men know the meaning of her words? He was even tougher than her and said, "You catch mercaptan." The woman's skin twitched at this. If it is ordinary housework, he won't put on airs. He really fooled me. She quickly coaxed: "We are old and our eyes are not good."

Men stop arguing. Look at your feet. No. And not in bed. The man stood by the bed and thought, did the four-legged snake fall between Simmons and the bedstead, or between the bedstead and the wall? He really can't tell. He looked at the bed board and couldn't see clearly. I can't see clearly with a flashlight.

After reading it for a long time, he said, "Forget it. No more. "

Is it gone? He wants to let go. The woman is impatient: "What's not? Is it over? Or is the snake gone? " She deliberately left out the word "four feet". He said it was too late. We'll talk tomorrow during the day. His mind is on playing chess.

She was not surprised by the ending. He has always been like this, and he has to deal with things he doesn't want to do. It's just that when he plays Go, he never wants to stop, and he takes the trouble to finish one set after another, and six paragraphs are not enough. This matter is more important than living. The Falun line on a woman's face is almost drawn as two parallel lines, which is no longer like gnawing a stake in front of a man.

Men can't see chess with their eyes. It's disturbing to say that you have a big needle and a big nose. He is angry with women and always grinds him with trivial things. Most of them are at the wrong time.

The woman said, we have a big elephant trunk at home? She sneered. Apart from Go, which one is not as big as a needle nose? Not to mention cooking, even changing the light bulb, wiping the fan, dredging the pipe, and taking the range hood ... Before she nagged, the man stood up. Later, many things left him, but from time to time I felt that I was a dispensable person and lived without him. This feeling oppressed him, and he never found a chance to vent. Although the night is still, this is not the time to quarrel. When he got to the bedroom, he laughed at her and said, "Don't you have any skills?" ? This is a big commitment. "

The woman played dumb after him. At the moment, she can't speak even though her mouth is all over her body. The first task is to find uninvited guests.

The man stood by the bed, looking around, at a loss.

The woman carefully lifted the pillow, shook the pillow towel and uncovered the sheets, as if she would touch the four-legged snake at any time. Her soul was restless, frightened and scared. Men are in their hearts, worried, a little unbearable, and there is nothing they can do. He said, "Why are you so timid? I thought I lost sight. Maybe just like it didn't let you know when it came in. Not anymore. Maybe. "

She said, "When is it gone? When is it gone? Is it controlled by your mind? "

"With me, what are you afraid of?" Men don't understand, this is obviously not a problem, but women have turned it into a hurdle. He sighed. He never understood this woman's clumsiness.

"You mean, the snake is gone? I am not afraid? " The woman was surprised at how he could say such a strange idea, which was inexplicable and unreasonable. This time, she bit the snake very hard, as if in this way, the man could feel the terrible taste.

The man said casually, "I'm not afraid." You're right.

"What logic?" The woman stared at him with her once charming eyes wide open: "It knows there is a proud rooster in front, so it automatically hides?" She sneered. His eyes lashed at his face like a whip.

This woman, he smiled. Coaxed her: "Good. All right. Then you go somewhere else to sleep on the sofa. " Say that finish, he hurried to play chess again. In his eyes, things have been solved.

She knew in her heart that he would use this method. This is his inherent habit-try to post it and it will be OK. If the toilet leaks, he will solve it by closing the water inlet valve; The two sliding doors are not flexible on the left, so consider them as fixed doors, and use the right door, although it is more convenient to use the left door to get in and out ... This habit of his has never adapted to her. Now that I think about it, she doesn't even want to restrain herself for a minute. She shouted angrily, "That's enough! Enough! Please find the snake and throw it out. You don't do this. You paste. "

"What's the name of your voice so high in the middle of the night?" The man was frightened by her roar and put his head into the bedroom again.

The woman stopped talking with the pillow in her arms, just stared at him with fierce eyes, as if the pillow would hit him on the head anytime and anywhere.

He was anxious and said, "Are you crazy? Want to eat people? What age is it, so unreasonable. "

"Unreasonable? I am unreasonable? " The woman was so excited that she lost her mind. She stood on tiptoe, held the pillow high and cried, "The day is over."

"But just. What's strange? " Men continue to be with women without thinking.

The woman froze. We'll talk about it later. She asked in a skeptical tone, "Are you serious? Do you keep your word? "

"Be a man, be a gentleman, and keep your word." The man's face looks serious.

"good! Good! " The sound comes from a woman's chest. "Divorce. You write. I sign. If you don't write, you are not a person. " She rushed out to look for a pen and paper, without leaving the pillow in her arms.

The man paused for a second and suddenly burst out laughing: "I'm not a man." I'm not a yes-man ... "He repeated it in a strange tone, over and over again. The meaning of the yes-man in his mouth went bad and directly became what he wanted to say-became a eunuch?

Men have solved the crisis of husband and wife again and again by playing garrulous. Today doesn't work. Although the woman is angry, she hasn't lost her mind. She clearly follows her own ideas. She forced the pen and paper into the man's hand. For the first time 1 10, she doesn't want to live.

Women are serious, which men never expected. It seems that they will use the mind of playing chess to deal with her. Otherwise, the winner is not a winner, and even a draw can't be won. The man said, "Tonight is not enough." Go to sleep. We will continue tomorrow. "

The woman broke his hand.

He suddenly released his hand, grabbed a pen and paper and put it in his trouser pocket. He said, "What's the big deal? You can't live. I'm not afraid of jokes. An old couple's. "

A woman should reach into his trouser pocket and pick up a pen and paper.

The man ducked and said, "Don't. Don't. The pocket is broken, you have to mend it. " Then he said, "No wonder it is difficult to raise people. You are endless about big things. " He put his wife's word "woman". Little people "Carefully avoided it.

However, that terrible feeling is like the smell of a toilet on a cloudy day, which is everywhere and annoys women. She wants to get rid of this feeling, especially now. Just as she was thinking about how to talk to her husband seriously, the man spoke again: "Forget it. You are menopausal. I don't care. I let you. " He picked up a pillow and towel and wanted his wife to sleep on the sofa.

The woman was hysterical with excitement. She put the pillow on his face like crazy and wanted to put it in his mouth. "I'm not forty yet. You curse me for menopause." I curse you for your enlarged prostate? Please catch a four-legged snake-"panting, she almost fell and was held by a man. She shook off his hand and stood at a distance, gnashing her teeth at him.

"With your strength, you still come to challenge me." The man bent down to pick up the pillow, shook it at her and said, "If I hit you, you will fall." He made a contemptuous expression. "Your thin arm, I can break it with one hand. Do you believe it or not? " He walked up to her with a big belly. The woman thought he was going to do it, clenched her fist nervously and said, "If you touch me, you idiot-I'm telling you-this marriage is over." The man said, "I've never hit you, let alone you're getting more and more ..." Thinking that this was the reason for the quarrel just now, he quickly turned his head and said, "I'm menopausal. This is my menopause. " After that, he said cunningly, "I want to ask you, when did this four-legged snake come?" "I don't know, do I?" He asked himself and answered himself. "You saw it today, so you won't be unhappy. Didn't you have a good time when you didn't see it? "

What he said shocked her. She didn't even think about it. At this moment, he bent down and tried to explain what? She can't guess. But the clenched fist loosened.

Seeing that this move worked, the man's imagination became more slippery, like an oiled bearing. He said, "This little thing is soft and harmless. What's wrong with you? " Maybe I climbed a few laps on your navel the other day. "He proudly added," you just don't know. "He just talked nonsense and didn't notice the thin sweat oozing from the woman's forehead. Her face became more and more white, almost pale. She couldn't stop holding him. She limped to the ground.

It is terrible for a man to panic. Why can't he do it well? He knew that she had a strange habit of dizziness when she was a child, but he had never seen it before. It must be here. He quickly picked her up and put her on the sofa in the living room. She braved a cold sweat on her forehead and her drooping hands were cold. He was surprised that she didn't make people feel scared when she gave birth. Today, it is incredible that someone was killed for this matter. He boiled sugar and water to feed her. He vaguely remembered that it seemed to be this way. However, the straw could not be inserted into her mouth.

She ate an apple for dinner in the evening. In extreme tension and fear, she got sick. At the moment, she looks like a dead man, but she knows it. She knows everything he does, but she can't speak.

"How did that happen? How did this happen? " He's crazy. The feeling be nasty under patted his head, "how could I forget 1 100? That's right. Call 1 10. We go to the hospital. " She heard clearly. I said to myself, no, no, but there was no sound.

The phone is on the coffee table beside her head. He sat on the armrest and dialed the telephone. I dialed several times but I couldn't get through. "Damn it, 1 10 will be busy." The man grunted and looked back at the woman. With tears in her eyes, the woman whispered, "Don't. Don't. "

He crouched down and asked her, what do you want? Don't 1 10?

"Don't." The voice is clearer. However, he is still sick.

After a while, she said she wanted to drink water.

Women want water to drink, men know it's safe. Seeing that her pajamas were wet, he went to find another one to help her put them on. She felt a little refreshed after drinking the sugar water. Afraid of scaring the man, she told him in a low voice, "Never mind, just sleep for a while." She was so sure that the man's heart was relieved. After watching her sleep quietly for a long time, he left quietly.

She curled up on the sofa, slept in a daze and was not practical at all, and soon woke up. When I opened my eyes, my mind was still full of that strange and terrible little thing. The doors and screens are well closed, so it can climb in. Which room can't it enter now? Women dare not think. I will faint if I think about it again.

She got up and went to the bedroom, although she just fainted, as if she were ill and weak.

The light is on. He woke up with a start. "What do you want to do if you don't sleep well?" He really don't understand, blinked and asked.

"Let's move the bed and look for it." The voice is weak, but it is indisputable.

"Elder sister, you didn't come alive, how come again? I looked again when you were asleep, but I couldn't see clearly at night. Can't we talk tomorrow morning? "

"No way. You can see the results today, why wait until tomorrow? " She doesn't care that he calls her sister. It doesn't matter if you call your aunt. Although he is five years older than her.

He looked at her and tried to say something, but he hesitated to say it. "Are you obsessive-compulsive?"

The woman looked at him intently and said, "If you leave a four-legged snake at home, you will get obsessive-compulsive disorder."

He knows that she can't help him today. Not reconciled. He said tentatively, "Is a four-legged snake a snail? Are we sure we can catch it? How difficult it is to find things at night. "

She said, it's only been so long, and you're afraid of being busy in vain. I'm telling you, putting off simple things will become complicated. It will lurk somewhere below, maybe in the closet, maybe in the bookcase, who knows. Even if you search on a carpet, you may not find it tomorrow. Maybe she has to shake off her clothes, dig out every book, move the cupboard to find it ... she doesn't want to talk about it anymore.

She started to lift Simmons, but she couldn't. He said, if you don't accept it, you have to accept it, and you can't do without me. Get out of the way.-He wants her out of the way. Although the fat man is not flexible, he actually carried Simmons under the bed and stood next to the wardrobe. Start moving the bed away from the wall. Not moving all the year round, there is a layer of floating ash under the bed. At a glance, he saw the little thing lying on the ash. This time, he is really a breeze. Holding a four-legged snake, he said with annoyance, "If I had known this, I wouldn't have waited until now. Alas. You lied to me. "

Caught the little thing, the woman relaxed a lot, snorted, and said, "When you play chess, do you know the ending before you play with others?" I thought you all did it first, and then you got the result. "

Men don't pick her up. Not aggressive to patients. He stood at the window, drumming his cheeks and blowing away the dust from the four-legged snake, and said to the little thing, "You are really hateful. If there is anything wrong with you, come here." Go to hell. " He paused, took another breath and said, "If you come, the house will be in chaos. Go where you should go. "

The woman thought that this little thing could not escape and was thrown to the fifth floor. She was moved by sympathy. For this little guy, she is just afraid, just don't like it, just can't accept it, not to kill it.

Just as she was about to speak, the man held the four-legged snake in his hand and said to the four-legged snake while changing his shoes, "I don't care." I will spare you. "He said every word clearly, as if to make the four-legged snake understand. When the man's footsteps came downstairs, the woman thought of "this man is kind" for the first time 1 10.

She glanced at the clock on the wall, and it was 1 1 o. Usually, she must fall asleep before ten o'clock, otherwise it is difficult to fall asleep after taking sleeping pills. The anxiety that she couldn't sleep after midnight didn't appear, and her heart was unexpectedly quiet. She swept the dust off the floor and then mopped it again.

The man came back to reset the bed and set Simmons up, while the woman held hands beside him. When a woman changes a sheet, a man can also stand opposite her and help pull a corner of the sheet to straighten it. At the moment, they are as tacit as their right hands. It's just that women don't nag and men are not used to asking, "Are you dizzy?"

"It seems so." She was absent-minded when she answered. She was moved by the harmony in front of her eyes. "This is what life looks like." She wanted to tell the man how she felt, but she didn't want to tell him hastily. She wants to take a bath and tell him gently and solemnly after going to bed.

After turning off the lights, the man rubbed her temples and said, "Are you satisfied now?" It seems that a woman started a trouble because her tolerance was calmed down.

As for that woman, she hasn't spoken for a long time. She has no intention of arguing about right and wrong, but only wants them to do things well in an orderly way. This little wish is like the Milky Way between them, and it is too difficult to walk in. She was disappointed that what she just said disappeared like a dream.

My head hurts so much that I don't want to be rubbed by men. She doesn't understand why men rub her head.

The man asked, is it comfortable? Are you dizzy? He said his hands were sore.

She took the opportunity to push his hand away.

The curtains were not closed, and the moonlight came in. I saw the bright eyes of women.

The man said, what are you looking at? The four-legged snake is missing.

The woman said that the four-legged snake didn't exist. The tone is a little strange, as if something disappeared with the four-legged snake, which would be comforting.

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