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Novel self-introduction
There are only a few words that give you a chance to scream, as long as you have the courage to go up and your voice does not tremble, it will be obvious! If you want to have a deep impact on everyone, you have to think more about what you use to attract people (because generally people can’t remember any of the people I introduced who had no influence in the past. Ask me to recall who I remembered at that time and I can’t tell you a single one. (Come out) There are several versions here that I have summarized: Hello everyone! My name is -, there is a saying that "getting together is fate". Since we are in class - by fate, we have a certain knowledge and understanding of some classmates and have become friends. I hope that we can continue to encourage each other and grow together. We have our deepest friendship in the flower season and the rainy season, and also I am very happy to be classmates with you. I hope you can help each other in your studies in the future. ========= I hope you can remember my name because I will make everyone a good friend and we will be together through thick and thin. After going through this wonderful time together, I like this class and each of you very much because we all have the same dream! ! ! Please give me more advice! ======== I am handsome, charming, charming, loved by everyone, known as landslides, ground cracks, water flows back, ghosts are worried, I can stab my friends twice, I can stab my friends twice, and I am a powerful martial artist~ Fang Lin is a beautiful boy~! If you are a girl, you can modify it appropriately. This is how the first girl in our class introduced her~ She is really powerful in the martial arts~! ========== Hello everyone! My name is Chen Baocheng. I'm a little nervous (cough twice). Could you please give me a round of applause? (A round of applause will liven up the atmosphere and deepen my impression of you.) ), thank you all! My name is *amp;^*(amp;^! (Hehe) (Add other content you want to talk about by yourself) This is the funny version. Nowadays, if you want to impress others, you just have to be funny! Not to mention the person who introduces it. You may not be the only one. Everyone feels like dozing off after listening to the previous words. A sudden joke will make others energetic enough to listen to your next speech!! I wish you success!!~ Thank you everyone for your contribution. I have such a long advertising shot, and it’s free. =========== I’m going to tell you a very creative answer, but I’m afraid that you won’t be able to achieve the effect because of your poor psychological quality. When speaking, you stand up, keep your face straight, and pronounce in a low and clear voice: name, Ye, father's surname, yehan, gender, male, age, **, **. I have used this trick very often. You can make others remember you. But be sure to pause when you say "Gender, male" as if you were introducing a national leader. But you must have enough mental endurance. , don't laugh. Continue to introduce it deeply. I'm here to get points. If you think you can, please give me a point. -- ------------------ If I am a man, I hope to make some good buddies. If I am a woman, I hope to make some good sisters. Okay===== ========== The imperial edict is here: The emperor sent (your name) to study at your school. Characteristics and basic information) ..Cold me: ...... I would like to say this in a special way: Hello everyone! It's our destiny to meet each other. Please don't ask for my name when I first meet you. Because the name is just a code, not to mention the address. As long as our friendship lasts. This is my greatest joy. You can talk about your hobbies and strengths~~ Remember to speak fluently! = ========== First of all, let me make it clear: being impressive is not just about being funny.
Based on personal experience: To leave a good impression, first of all: you need to speak fluent and standard Mandarin. If the introduction is not clear, you may become the laughing stock of teachers and classmates in the future; secondly, your facial expression should be relaxed, preferably with a smile on your face. Smile, everyone wants to see faces smiling at them; secondly, it’s the content’s turn. You can write something about the content, such as age, name, hobbies, appearance, body shape~~~~`Here Pay more attention to appropriateness. Here is an example: Hello everyone, my name is Liu Kui. You may think that my name does not suit me. Please don’t laugh. Listen to me. This name was given to me by my mother. When I came out, my mother said I weighed 10 pounds and thought I would definitely grow taller in the future. Now let me tell you about my hobbies~~~~When I finish talking, don’t forget to say thank you or bow. This is also one of the ways Liu left a deep impression on others, please give me some time~! For reference ============== Now I would like to ask for your advice. I hope you can all become my good friends. My personality is cheerful and gentle. ========= I am 20 years old. A year old boy, why is he called a boy? Because my heart is still very young. I am a man who is about to become an adult. Why am I called a man? Because I have everything a man has. Ha ha. In fact, I don’t know myself very well. I always look happy on the outside, but not necessarily on the inside. There are many things that I worry about, worry about, worry about, worry about, and even give up on! I feel that only when a person has pain can he realize the existence of happiness. Only the pain of the past can lead to the happiness today. Human life can be divided into several stages: childhood, childhood, adolescence, youth, adulthood, middle age, and old age. What I am in is youth, the bridge between boyhood and adulthood. I recall my youth because of the incomparable happiness that it brought me; I yearn for adulthood, because when I become an adult, I can do a lot of things I want to do without being blocked or restricted by anyone. People always have to learn to grow up slowly, and I think I have experienced quite a lot. . . Many people always ask me why I don’t want a GF. In fact, I also want to find one, but I don’t think it’s interesting. If I find one, I can only get along with one person. If I don’t find one, I can get along with many others. Why bother with a tree? The tree gave up the entire forest, what do you think? What I prefer is a relationship that is more than friends but not lovers. Also, I really believe in fate. I feel that if we are destined to be together, we will definitely get together. I am also looking for it from one end of the red thread tied to my foot to the other! ! Coincidentally, I met a younger sister when I was a sophomore in high school. Although she was not very sensible, I still cherished her very much. How many friends can you find in a person's life, let alone a sister? What do you think? Having said all this, you still don’t understand me very well. Ha ha. Then come and get to know me, I also like to make friends
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