Jokes, hilarious, the more the better.

1. I took the bus in winter, and several beautiful women came to a stop.

A beautiful woman got on the bus and said, "It's still warm in the car, just like covering the quilt!" " "

Another beautiful woman took it and said, "There are so many people in your bed!" " "The whole car hilarious!

2. One day in math class, the math teacher said, "There are too many questions today.

I won't say them one by one. I just jumped up and said. "The words sound just fell and,

A word came from the corner: "Then jump!"

The math teacher suddenly went dark.

On the highway, my wife saw a truck full of pigs.

Say to her husband, "Look, they are all your relatives."

Who knows, my husband never looked back and said, "If I hadn't married you,

How can I have anything to do with them? "

I went to the public toilet and found a ten-dollar bill in the urinal.

I put up my orchid finger and took the money to buy fried dough sticks in disgust.

The aunt who sells fried dough sticks grabbed it without looking. I am secretly happy.

At this moment, I saw my aunt holding a fried dough stick. Suddenly, I want to cry.

When the Tang Priest came to Wuzhishan, he saw that the Monkey King was pinned down and asked, "Wukong, you are here.

How to solve the physiological problems after being pressed for many years? "Father-in-law lu at this time.

Say, "Don, if you speak again, I'll kill you."