Black funny jokes, please send some.

Three people went to the grocery store to buy things. The boss asked the first person, "What do you want to buy?"

The first man said, "I want to buy a bag of peanuts."

The boss brought a ladder, climbed into the warehouse and brought him a bag of peanuts.

The boss asked the second man again, "What do you want to buy?"

The second man said, "I want a bag of peanuts."

The boss said, "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

At this time, the boss was a little unhappy, but he still wanted to get it, so he moved the ladder and climbed to the warehouse to get it.

As he climbed, he asked the third man, "Do you want a bag of peanuts, too?"

The third said, "No."

The boss took a bag of peanuts to the second man and put the ladder away.

He asked the third person, "What do you want?"

The third man said, "I want two bags of peanuts."