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"The Romance of the Gods" Chapter 84: Ziya soldiers take Lintong Pass (2)

Gen Shen was originally a Westerner who hid in the reed tent and offered treasure flags.

It is said that the leader of Tongtian Cult shouted: "Dingguangxian, come quickly and get the flag!" After calling several times, even Dingguangxian disappeared. The leader knew that he was gone, and was furious. He wanted to wait for him, but he had no intention of fighting, and saw all the immortals in such a mess. He wanted to step forward, but four other leaders stopped him. He wanted to retreat, but he was afraid of making the disciples laugh, so he had no choice but to step forward. After barely holding on to each other, I was beaten again. The leader of the Tongtian cult became anxious and offered a purple electric hammer to hit me. I laughed and said, "How can this thing come close to me?" I saw an exquisite pagoda on the top. How can this hammer come down? The leader of the Tongtian cult was in a trance, so Yuanshi Tianzun did his best again and hit the leader of the Tongtian cult on the shoulder, almost knocking down Kui Niu. The leader of Tongtian was furious and fought bravely. They saw that all the twenty-eight constellation star officials had been killed. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhiqiu Yin used the soil to escape. When Lu Ya saw him, he was afraid that he would not be able to catch up. He hurriedly jumped into the air, opened the gourd, and released a white light. Something flew out from above. Lu Ya bowed and ordered: "Baby, turn around." ?Poor Qiu Yintou has fallen to the ground. Lu Ya collected the treasure and returned to the formation to help in the battle.

Let’s say that the Taoist leader opened the bag of heaven and earth in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation and collected all the three thousand red-qi guests. Those who were destined to go to the land of bliss were all put into this bag. Zhunti and the Peacock King appeared in the formation with thirty-four heads and eighteen hands, holding necklaces, umbrella covers, flower sticks, fish intestines, golden bows, silver halberds, white axes, banners, blessing pestles, and treasures. Files, silver bottles and other objects to fight against the Tongtian Cult Leader. When the leader of Tongtian Cult saw Zhunti, he suddenly became samadhi real fire and cursed, "How dare you bully me! How dare you bully me too much and disturb my formation again!" Zong Kui Niu rushed towards him and took him straight with his sword. Zhunti opened the Qibao tree. Exactly:

The infinite dharma of Western bliss is all an incarnation of the lotus.

Let’s say that the leader of Tongtian came with a sword. Zhunti brushed the Qibao tree and smashed the sword in the hand of leader Tongtian. Leader Tongtian picked up Kui Niu and jumped out of the formation; Taoist Zhunti took away the Dharmakaya, and Laozi and Yuanshi did not chase him away. The group of immortals broke through the formation of ten thousand immortals, rang the golden bells and jade chimes, and all came back to the canopy. Laozi and Yuanshi saw Dingguangxian and asked, "You are Dingguangxian, a disciple of Jie Jiao. Why are you hiding here?" Dingguangxian bowed to the ground and said, "Master, sir: I am guilty. I dare to report it to Master Ming." My master has refined the Six Soul Flags, and wants to harm my two masters, the leader of the Western Cult, King Wu, and Ziya, so that the disciples will listen to them. The disciple saw that my uncle's teachings were righteous and clear, but my master tended to listen to the wrong principles and created this karma. The disciple could not bear to use it, so he hid it here. Now when my uncle asks, the disciple has to tell the truth. ? Yuanshi said: ? How strange! You live in Jiejiao and your heart is orthodox. You are naturally a person with deep roots. ?Follow Lu Peng as ordered. The four leaders sat down and discussed what was right and wrong today. Laozi asked Dingguangxian: "Can you get the six-soul flag?" ?Dingguangxian presented the banner. The Western leader said: "We can take off the names of Zhou Wu and Jiang Shang from this flag, and unfold the flag to see how our roots are doing." ? Zhunti then took off the six soul flags of ? King Wu and ? Jiang Shang and ordered them to be spread by Guangxian. Dingguangxian obeyed the order and displayed the flags several times in a row. I saw rare treasures appearing on the tops of the four leaders: Yuanshi appeared as Qingyun, Laozi appeared as a tower, and the two Western leaders appeared as relics to protect their bodies. When Dingguang Immortal saw this, he abandoned his banner and knelt down to worship, saying: "It seems like this, my master, has thought recklessly and is angry, and has trapped all living beings!" The leader of the Western religion said: "I have a verse, please listen to it:

< p> A guest from the land of bliss, the god of Western magic. Lotus flowers are my parents, and nine qualities establish my body. There are eight virtues beside the pool, which are always adjacent to the Qibao Garden. After the Polo flower blooms, golden treasures grow everywhere. Let’s talk about the three multiplication methods, which are stored in the belly of relics. I was destined to be born in this place, and after a long time I was lucky enough to be a monk. The leader of the Western religion said: Dingguangxian is destined to my religion. ?Yuanshi said: ?He has abandoned evil and returned to righteousness today. He should take refuge in brother Taoism. ?Dingguangxian then worshiped the two leaders, Jie Yin and Zhunti. Ziya was waiting with Nezha under the tent and said, "Today, many Taoists in the Ten Thousand Immortals Array have suffered disasters and innocent people have been killed. This actually makes me sad." ?Everyone in the family is happy. Not expressed.

Let’s say that the Tongtian Cult Leader was broken by the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation by four Cult Leaders. Among them were those who became gods, some who returned to the Western Cult Leader, some who escaped, and some who were innocently killed. At that time, Mother Wudang saw that the battle was difficult to hold, so she left first; Shen Gongbao also left; Vairocana Immortal had returned to the Western Church, and later became Vairocana Buddha. It was a thousand years before the Buddha's light was seen. That day, the leader of the Tongtian Sect led two to three hundred loose immortals and walked at the foot of a mountain. After resting for a while, he thought to himself: Dingguang Immortal has stolen the Six Soul Flags, preventing me from accomplishing my great work! How can I be proud of this failure? He is in charge of the great teaching of Biyou Palace. If you don't do one thing, you won't stop doing the other thing. Now when you return to the palace, you can change the world again! All the immortals on the left and right will praise you.

When the leader of the Tongtian Sect saw that all the four Qiji disciples on his left and right were dead, he gnashed his teeth and said with deep hatred: "Why don't you go to Zixiao Palace to see my teacher, and report to him first, and then do this." ?While discussing with the scattered immortals, I suddenly saw thousands of auspicious clouds in the south, thousands of auspicious auras, and strange fragrances. I saw a man coming with a bamboo stick in his hand. The verse says:

? Lying high on nine layers of clouds, the truth lies in the futon. Outside of the dark and yellow world, I am the leader of the teachings. Pan Gu gave birth to Tai Chi, and the two rituals and four phenomena followed. One teaching is passed on to three friends, and two teachings are divided into sections. Xuanmen all lead the show, turning into Hongjun in one breath. ?