A selection of classic jokes from ipartment?

The appearance of ipartment has attracted the admiration and love of many young people, and the lines in it are humorous and meaningful, especially s

A selection of classic jokes from ipartment?

The appearance of ipartment has attracted the admiration and love of many young people, and the lines in it are humorous and meaningful, especially satisfying the appetite of young people. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

collected works

1. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

2. Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear;

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and mighty, and your skin is impeccable.

3. Lv Ziqiao: My depression should be mentioned when I was 8 years old. At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no bird flu, and pork could be eaten safely. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures and pay your debts. My mother-in-law has no intention of marrying her daughter, and the father of the child knows it very well.

4. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! !

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies, and our brains grew together before we were two years old.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

6. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

7. Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt.

Guangu * * * Jing * *: Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... exactly, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

8. Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello, everyone, I am your new little saint and good friend. ...

9. When your mother gave birth to you, she must have thrown someone away and raised the placenta.

10. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself on several trees around you several times!

1 1. Ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!

12. Look at your big face. I'm next to you. There's no signal on my cell phone. I can't see the sun on the road! Seeing you, I believe that genes will really mutate!

13. Yifei: You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.

14. Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days ... they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

15. Guangu * * * sings * *: Longlong, you are missing two years, forever and ever. ...

Guangu * * * sings * *: I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a mean brother and perfect love. ...

16. Yifei: If you are a standard, Wan Yu is basically on the same level as Qi Tianshengda.

Zhan Bo: What about me?

Yifei: What's your name with the old man who ... put the monkey in the blast furnace?

Zhanbo: Too old gentleman! !

Yifei: Yes, yes, you are basically the same level as the coal ash in Taishang Laojun's blast furnace! ? 17. Two heads are better than one.

18. Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. You can find a place to print money.

19. Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. After eating them, the hair disappears without a trace and dandruff is more prominent!

20. Meijia: Why don't you learn from Wu Sangui? To be a man, you should know how to bear the burden of humiliation.

Zi Qiao: It depends on who is right. He is Chen Yuanyuan ~ ~ ~

Meijia: What's the big deal? My surname is Chen, too.

Zi Qiao: Chen Yuanyuan, you * * * aim at the chest * *, Chen Bianbian ~ ~

2 1. Grandma: I'll call the police if you don't leave! ***!

Fairy: I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person!

Grandma: Hello! I've heard your voice somewhere!

Fairy: Oh ~ You've heard my show. I'm a radio host. A good man is me. I am ... Ceng Xiaoxian.

Grandma: Then I have to call the police. If I arrest you, they can find a better host!

22. Bus master: "Hey, either coin or credit card, or * * *, what are you looking at?"

Bus master: "it's really ~ I can't afford to take the bus, and I dare to pretend to be the mother."

23. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

24. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has to die sooner or later.

Zi Qiao: What are you doing to celebrate the anniversary of China's victory over Cambodian women's football team 10?

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

27. Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early or late will have to die.

28. You are better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen!

29. How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

30. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

3 1. I'm Brother Zeng. I told you, believe me. . .

32. Opportunities have fallen on me. But I dodged.

33. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

34. Hard life needs no explanation!

35. Q: What are the four sentences that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most?

Answer: 1, big brother, the master was taken away by the monster.

2, eldest brother, second brother was taken away by the devil.

3. Big Brother, Master, and Second Brother have been taken away by monsters.

4. Second brother, the master was taken away by the monster.

36. Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

37. Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, and chrysanthemums bloom.

38. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

40. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

appreciate

1. What do you say? A gentleman can flex.

Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere.

I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

4. Moran: What is your seat?

Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!

A good dog doesn't get in the way, but a roadblock is in the way.

6. Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

7. Xiaoxian: Who is Junko? She is so charming.

Youyou: Sadako's sister downstairs.

8. Yifei: The longer I talk to her, the more I like pigs. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

9. I won't be with * * *, or others won't know who is * * *.

10. If you want to wander the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

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