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1. I have reached the pinnacle of my life at such a young age. Excellence is a terrible thing.

2. When you are in school, do not fall in love prematurely. Knowing too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short will affect your grades.

3. My life goal is to own my own house in Beijing when I am 30 years old. Now my goal has been halfway achieved. I am already 30 years old.

4. The road of life is like an electrocardiogram. It is not a good thing not to have twists and turns.

5. As a foodie, I work hard. Don’t ask me why, I just want no one to turn the table when I pick up food.

6. Lao Wang bought a barrel of wine. He was afraid that people would drink it secretly, so he wrote a note "This is not wine." As a result, half the barrel was left the next day. Then he changed the "urine bucket" with a note, thinking that no one would drink secretly this time. When he woke up in the morning, he saw that it was full!

7. I have always felt that people with dark circles have a refined and mysterious temperament.

8. Give the dog a piece of steak, and the dog runs out to dig a hole. I thought it wanted to hide the steak, but it actually dug out a packet of black pepper sauce!

9. Like other princesses, knights come to see me every day with different food. The only difference is that my knights charge delivery fees.

10. If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I would like to say that I have never been full.

11. Sometimes you don’t know how happy a person is if you don’t fall in love seriously.

12. We grew up together, went to the same elementary school, the same middle school, and took the college entrance examination in the same examination room. It’s just that I sat in the first row and you sat in the last row. In the end, because of the invigilator, I sprained my foot when I walked in. You and I went to different universities!

13. My sister made my mother unhappy, and my mother scolded me. My brother did something wrong and my mother scolded me. I felt wronged and my mother scolded me again.

14. I will hold you in the palm of my hand. To express my respect for you, I put my hands together. Then, I can’t hold you back to death!

15. I checked my nephew's homework and saw that "cloud" was used to form a word. I saw that he wrote "Jack Ma". I was going to say that you can't use people's names to form words, so I asked if you still know "Jack Ma"? The little nephew said it was a "dark cloud."

16. Since I had my daughter, I feel that all men in the world are bad people.

17. I don’t care if you brush your teeth, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

18. My best friend said she liked daffodils, so her husband planted them outside; I said I liked the sea, so my husband kept surfing outside.

19. The four most common meddling in life are: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning over salted fish, and scalding pigs to death.

20. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s even hard for me to get 16 hours of sleep a day!

21. The person who laughs with you when you smile may not necessarily be the one who loves you, but may also be a mentally ill person.

22. The toilet was very depressing and I couldn’t figure it out, so the toilet was blocked.

23. When I’m at home during the holidays, I can’t hear my phone vibrating, but when I’m at school, it feels like an earthquake when my phone vibrates.

24. My dad is a veterinarian. One day, my neighbor asked my dad to help him look after the sheep. The sheep was stabbed. My dad asked: "How did this happen?" Neighbor: "I passed by the school today. When I saw my son’s name on the gold medal list, I came back to celebrate by slaughtering a sheep. When I stabbed him, my son came back and told me that he had the same name.”