Make women laugh.

A joke that amuses women:

1, the flowers are crying: I don't care! I don't care! I just want to stick it on cow dung! ?

The cow said uneasily, you too ... huh? When I'm done ...

2. Baby duck:? Mom, mom, what's the name of the movie between our toes?

Mother duck:? Network. ?

Baby duck:? Don't say it, don't say it. What's so funny? ?

3、? Father, can you tell me what is the happiest thing in your life?

The old emperor thought about it and said, once your uncle invited me to drink, well, that was a real treat! It's wonderful to think of it now. ?

? Father, did you eat (drink) for a long time before you finished? The little dung beetle is very envious. Asked.

The wolf couldn't blow down the pig's brick house, and he couldn't knock on the door with all his strength, panting. Good door! ?

Then, Sister Piggy ran out happily and said, Well, I feel cute, too. . . ?

Jokes that make women happy 2:

I have a dog. From the day I bought it, I trained it to pick up the money that fell on the ground as soon as I had time.

Now it finally pays off. Every time you let it out, in most cases, you can get some money back.

Now the money it gets back can not only pay its monthly living expenses, but also help me subsidize my family.

I went out to walk my dog today. The dog walked up and down on the ground, crawling around, unable to walk. I pulled it a few times and it continued to wander.

So I said calmly, let's blow the air conditioner.

That thing jumped up?

3. My dog can answer the phone. One day, my girlfriend and I rolled sheets at home.

My mother called home, so excited that we didn't want to answer it.

Then the dog put on speakerphone, and I heard my mother say, is Xiaohu at home?

The dog barked, so is his partner there? The dog barked twice. What are they doing?

The dog's rapid breathing. . . Shit, I'm crazy!

I have a very spiritual dog. Every day when I come home, she jumps on me and makes out, and at the same time pesters me to send her downstairs.

She is smart enough to know that I can only take her to play with my clothes on, so I will take off my clothes when I am tired, and she will understand that I won't go downstairs.

So the dog jumped on me as soon as I entered the door, and I was busy taking off my clothes!

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