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World War I in Shimen Gorge [Episode 1]
Nie Gai: Are you afraid, Tian Ming?
(Dawn: Not afraid! )
Nie Gai: Do you know why so many people don't come here?
(Dawn: It seems that they are afraid? )
Nie Gai: Not bad.
Dawn: Are they so afraid of you? )
Nie Gai: They are not afraid of me.
Dawn: Then what are they afraid of? )
Nie Gai: What they are afraid of is the consequences of getting in my way. You should remember their eyes firmly and never forget them.
(Dawn: Why? )
Nie Gai: Because these are the eyes of the weak, you can't be weak.
Dawn: I want to be strong. One day I want to be as strong as my uncle. )
Nie Gai: If you want to be strong, don't run away from your fears.
Dawn: I won't be afraid. )
Nie Gai: Fear is not a weakness, but it makes your enemy more afraid than you.
Before I met the Wolf King [Episode 2]
People who lose their homes also lose their dignity as human beings, their own names and the surnames of their ancestors. On this miserable road, we must live like animals. In such a turbulent world, no one can choose his own destiny, and no matter how powerful he is, he can't change the direction of history. Without war and killing, is there such a new world? Where does this road lead? Maybe only our next generation can see with their own eyes.
After save the moon [episode 8]
The ever-changing world is like a dream that can't wake up. The world lost its way in the dream and never found its way home. Who will comfort the crying child and wipe away the tears she can't stop? People are waiting for a hero to lead them to the legendary paradise.
Organ city [episode 9]
Nie Gai: I just want you to understand one thing.
(Dawn: What's the point? )
Nie Gai: Courage is not proved by making others worry about him, especially those who care about him. A strong person can make his friends and relatives feel safe and secure. Can you understand this?
Dawn: Uncle, no one has ever told me this. I don't quite understand! )
Nie Gai: It's really hard to understand. It may take you a long time to understand this truth. I hope you can promise me to keep these two sentences in mind, ok?
Dawn: Well, uncle, I'll keep that in mind. )
The second night is full of dawn, Qin is full of bright moon, and the second night is full of dawn.
1 I don't know how to be an oath.
We will meet again before the end of the world.
History is the wing of bone art and Chinese civilization is immortal.
The first chapter gathers and scatters quicksand
1 Don't be afraid, it's just a dream. Nie Gai
1 scattered quicksand without a trace of life and death
The hidden bat has no friends. He's only here because he likes killing people so much. -Wei Zhao
Chapter II The Forest of Python and Tiger
1 If you like simplicity, I'll give it to you. Gao Xiao
Behind that huge stone door, deep underground, there is a terrible dragon that has lived for 200 years. Guess, what is its favorite food?
A disobedient bad boy.
Uh, uh, ahem, how do you know?
Adults scare children like this. When I was six years old, Uncle Liang stopped using this trick.
Gnome male-",we don't fall for it!
Chapter III Inverse Scale of Darkness
1 Ten years have passed in an instant, and the eldest brother's son is so big. Gao Xiao
You will never regret coming to my date with Yu Shao. Yu Shao
I know you admire it in your heart and deny it in your mouth. I won't care too much, big brother. Yu Shao
The sword, like the swordsman, has its own destiny, and the two are closely linked. Yu Shao
Query on the first day of Jianpu —— From Chu State to Xianyang Palace
The second rainbow-Ghost Valley sent Nie Gai to wear a sword.
The third one is too great-Mr. Fu Nian, a Confucian, with a sword.
Sixth, Yukime-Taoist factions take turns to offer sacrifices.
Seventh Shui Han-Mohist Gao Jianli Saber
The squad leader said that Nie Gai was a guest invited by the leader, and no one could do anything about him.
Someone once trusted him and entrusted his life to him. What is the result! Master Ban also believed him, but the day after he arrived in the office city, Master Ban was seriously injured by a sneak attack. Now it's Xu Fuzi, who will fall behind? Do you still dare to trust this man?
I believe it's not him.
You don't even believe what Xu Fuzi said, but why do you believe this bastard! By Ying Zheng's side, in this rainbow, I don't know how many six people's blood have been shed!
I don't know what kind of person he used to be, but at least the Nie Gai I know, the man behind him, I believe he wouldn't do such a thing.
Duanmu Rong, what did Nie Gai do to you? You are so dead set on him!
Chapter VI Absolute Despair
1 There is only one thing you have to think about now, and you can certainly do it. Nie Gai
You, we're leaving, you, you should be careful-don't die, remember what you said, you haven't repaid me for saving my life. -Duanmu Rong
In such troubled times, only the strongest life can survive. Dawn, you're on your own. Gao Xiao
Chapter VIII Tiger Jumping Ape Flying
1 By this time, the Mohist Chamber of Secrets was the last hope of Mohism. If you go out now, you will die. Although death is not terrible, at this moment, there is hope only when you are alive, and Mohism has hope. As long as there is a Mohist disciple, Mohism is there. -Snow Girl
Chapter 9 Swallowed throat
1 month girl, me ...
Yu Shao, you did it.
I, for some reason.
You are stronger than you think. You will never let me and Tian Ming fall, will you?
Hey, what are you waiting for?
Yes, because you are my best friends.
I have always felt that nothing in this world can stop you and Tian Ming. Both of you will be great heroes in the future. -The moon.
The wind is rustling, and the brave who are cold and easy to escape are gone forever.
Jing Ke is the most powerful assassin in the legend. Yu Shao
5 ground breaking seven lang
6 magic sound box-magic 12-5 non-musical bliss spell magic sound
Chapter 10 Phantom Box
1 pentatonic-feathers in the upper corner of the palace
Five elements-oriental wood, western gold, southern fire, northern water and central soil.
-gold corresponds to seven trees, and sanshui corresponds to five trees.
Mom, why are there so few stars in winter?
They are playing hide-and-seek with the moon. Look, aren't they all hiding in the dark night sky?
Why can't I see any?
You can't just look at the moon with your eyes, but look for it with your heart.
I stood here looking for it for a long time, but I still couldn't find it.
At different times and seasons, the stars keep walking around, and the only constant is the orientation of the earth. In order to find hidden stars, astronomers must know where they are.
Mom, I don't understand,
Does the moon feel it?
Huh?
When the wind roams the earth, it will tell you the east, the west, the north and the south, the spring, the summer, the autumn and the winter, and many things that you can't see with your eyes.
Huh?
Moon, open your eyes again.
Yes, there are too many stars for me to count. How beautiful!
……
Moon, open your eyes and see.
Mom.
Huh? How do you know so much about the stars?
Moon, promise your mother something.
Mm-hmm.
Don't let anyone know that you can see those stars anytime and anywhere.
-Why?
Can the moon promise mom?
The stars are so beautiful, why can't you tell others?
Just because the stars are beautiful, the moon should protect them from being stolen by bad people.
Mom, I promise you. Can you tell my father?
Father is busy managing Guo Bang. Let's leave him alone.
Mom, why are you crying? Don't cry, Moon is obedient.
It's not about the moon. A snowflake blew into my eyes.
Mom, the moon will help you melt the snow by hand, so that your eyes won't feel bad.
-Moon!
1 The world is white, and I am the only one who is black, and people's livelihood is smeared with charcoal. Why can't I do anything but attack eight verticals and eight horizontals and love life?
The killing game of array method is a child's play, and the outcome is uncertain.
3- Yu Shao, remember that you are a descendant of our family. Even if you are the only one left, Xiang will revive the glory of Chu. Do you remember?
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha, just like my son.
-Father!
-Little master, little master!
Let me go!
Master, you can't go there!
Let me through!
We can't go there, master! Master, get out of here, master!
Father. Father.
You can't go there. Please give it back to me, master.
-Father! Let me through!
Master, master, please, come back!
Father!
Chapter 13 Taboo residual rainbow
1 six refers to black people
If there is no dragon, what is the value of a sword to kill it? -Gong Shuchou
Justin and Chan Hong are actually a sword. -Gong Shuchou
Chapter 14 Xuanwu countercurrent
1 moon, I can do it, believe me! -Dawn
No matter what, you must stick to it! Steal feet
Smugglers want to leave, and no one can leave him. -Master Ban
Chapter 15 Deep in dreams
1 Tian Ming, can you really do it? Friends and companions around you have fallen, but there is nothing you can do, and none of them can be saved. You always talk about protecting others all day, but, dawn-can you really do it? -Dawn
Uncle is still here, Snow Girl's Xiao Sheng is still there, and the moonlight is still there. This must be a dream-a nightmare. -Dawn
Powerless, helpless, helpless, unable to breathe. What you feel now is the truest self?
Right-hand man, descendant of the blade master? I am his right-hand man-it turns out that I have always been just a burden. -Dawn
What am I doing? Kohane, the conceited megalomaniac, always looks at me and uncle as a cold strange woman who is not pleasing to the eye, and a Mohist freak who is born rude and always looks down on people. Everyone of them is fighting, how can they compare with these guys! They are all bad people!
Ying Zheng, Wei Xu, Mohism, and Yu Shao, guys who dare to look down on my dawn, I will definitely make you regret it! -Dawn
5 light or darkness, what do you spell out to save your life? Is this justice or your own heart!
Moon, I can do it, believe me!
Moon, I can do it, believe me! -Dawn
Maybe in the years to come, you will have to face danger and hardship alone. Maybe you will never enjoy the care and warmth of your parents like other children, but you should remember that you love no less than anyone else. Your life was originally bought at a huge price. So, my child, don't be afraid, you must be strong. ——
One day, I want to be as strong as my uncle! -Dawn
Every generation of descendants of Ghost Valley is the strongest in the world. One is vertical and the other is horizontal. Their life and death are in your hands. However, in the end, only one of you will succeed, and the other one will be a loser. Those who win dominate the world, represent the Guigu Sect, and change the fate of heaven and earth. —— Former head of Guigu Sect
In this chaotic world, we doctors are the guardians of all beings in the world, but your medical skills can save all people in the world, but you can't save yourself. This is the fate of our doctors. Therefore, in order to inherit salvation, you must stay away from disputes and hostility. -Duanmu Rong's master
Never fall in love with a man who lives by a sword. -Duanmu Rong's master
Master, the disciple violated your dying entrustment, and finally did not escape the fate of the doctor. You always say that I am a medical genius, but the human heart seems to be much more difficult than medical pharmacology. At this moment, I don't know whether I am sad or happy. In your eyes, I will always be a silly girl who won't grow up. -Duanmu Rong
6- Duanmu, I haven't thanked you for saving my life.
I have never regretted my decision to save this man.
Miss Duanmu, do you have anything to say to me?
Next, this person will always be like this.
……
Fool, protect yourself-
You are too fragile.
Anger won't make you stronger. Sword, the most important thing to stay away from is emotion. -Wei Zhao
8- Tian Ming, do you believe your uncle?
Of course!
You stand behind me.
oh
……
This is his fate, which was doomed from the day he left Qin. Luna Lovegood
Face your enemies and turn your back on your friends.
Believe in the sword in your hand, he has made a choice for you.
Only those who have experienced the worst pain have an indestructible heart. The blood produced by this heart is toxic in itself, which is much more toxic than snake liquid.
Hope is worth it, for what is worth it, for who is worth it.
If there really are ends of the earth, would you like to go with me?
I don't care about any worldly ties, what I hope is to accompany you to the end of your life!
I am right, I am right? I hope I'm right and I hope I'm wrong! I don't think it's worth it, but I hope I'm wrong Hope it's worth it! It's for those who deserve it, and for those who deserve it! You got it?
Memories travel through time, the past is like running water, and the petals of life fall like morning dew on the leaves on a winter night. People are pursuing a paradise where they can stay away from wars and disputes and enjoy the happiness and tranquility given by God. Such a dream seems out of reach on the rocky earth. There was once a man whose dream was to turn distant nothingness into a reality within reach. Even if you lose the sunshine during the day, you will always walk in the shadow of the night. The vicissitudes of time and the cruel dawn will divide the night, and the Big Dipper will rise again during the day. This dream will last forever.
If there is a problem with the question itself, what is the use of the answer? It is not surprising that strange people often do strange things.
. Some dreams are out of reach, but not impossible.
If you do it now, you will die faster than any of them.
You want something simple, I'll give it to you.
Killing is never a strong reason. If a man proves himself by beating others, he has already lost. Why is the sword waving in his hand? Only you can find the answer.
Gang, the man who remembers Yan doesn't know what to give up!
In this world, winners live and losers die. In the face of the end of the world, life and death are just inevitable causes and effects.
The sword is lonely. Don't give up anything, what do you get? I just feel that the so-called faith seems to be a completely different thing in everyone's mind. What makes me more interesting is that faith seems to be only for the living. For a group of people who are about to die, if you take one step further, you may be farther and farther away from your faith. Born in Yan, it was decided by heaven, but it was my own decision to be brothers with my eldest brother. We are fighting for the dignity of Yan men at the cost of our lives. The weak have no right to demand justice. Anger can't make you strong, sword. What you should stay away from most is feelings.
At this moment, I don't know whether I am sad or happy.
Tian Ming: Aunt Fat, please give me a question.
Gongsun Linglong: (The smelly boy from there doesn't know much. Today, I'll let you know what I can do in Gongsun Linglong. Brother, let's focus on the white horse instead of the horse.
Tian: White horse? You mean that horse over there?
Man: A horse? The horse coming out of there, walking in the snow, is obviously a white horse, not a horse.
Tian: You mean this white horse is not a horse?
Gong: That's right. A white horse is not a horse.
Japanese: Well, I think what you said is very reasonable, fat aunt.
Man: (Son of a bitch, how dare you call me fat) Of course.
Dawn went to the white horse, ready to touch it.
G: wait a minute.
God: I've never seen such a beautiful horse.
Man: (Boy, you know the goods) Brother, you are wrong again. You should say that you have never seen such a beautiful white horse.
God: Oh, yes, but this white horse is really beautiful.
Gong: (I was cheated, I don't know yet) You're right. This is a family heirloom of our Gongsun family.
Tian: Family heirloom?
Gong: This white horse, Tan Xue, has only one child in her life, which is extremely precious. Since the ancestor Gongsun Zilong, it has only been handed down for sixteen generations, and it is the only one.
Tian: It's so precious that it's a family heirloom.
G: of course.
Dawn pretended to fall, accidentally bumped into the snow and ran out of the academy through the snow.
Man: My horse!
God: Not a good time, Aunt Fat.
Gong (furious): You smelly boy, don't dare to call others fat again.
Japanese: I was wrong. I was wrong. I didn't mean to.
Gong: You did it on purpose. If you can't compete with others, you will get back at their horses.
Tian: It's a white horse.
Gong: Whether it is a white horse or a dark horse, it is a family heirloom.
Tian: I will definitely help you get it back.
Gong (seeing the shocked expression of people around him, returning to normal): What ability does my brother have to get the heirloom back?
Day: Oh, I'll get it back for you.
Dawn brought an old black horse.
Tian: I brought your heirloom back to you.
G: ridiculous.
God: How ridiculous?
Gong: I walked in the snow with a white horse, a black and thin old horse. Don't you dare to say that this is my trip through the snow, is it ridiculous?
Tian: What black and thin old horse? This is a family heirloom. It's been handed down for over 500 generations. Just a horse. By the way, his name is Tijen. From today on, he will be your family heirloom.
Gong: Nonsense. The gongsun family is not blind. What does this white horse and dark horse know? How can it be unclear?
Japanese: That's strange. According to your gongsun family, isn't this walking through the snow?
G: nonsense.
Tian: Then listen, according to you, a horse is not equal to a white horse, and a white horse is not equal to a horse, right?
G: how about that?
Tian: That's right. Look, stepping on snow is a family heirloom, and stepping on people is a family heirloom. In other words, stepping on snow is a family heirloom, and stepping on people is also a family heirloom.
Gong (furious): You talk nonsense! You talk nonsense!
Tian: heirloom equals heirloom, that is, stepping on snow equals stepping on people (wonderful! ! ! )
Poetry of a hundred schools of thought contend 12!
There is rain and snow in Beilin.
Flying in the north wind is more difficult than mourning.
What can you do if you want to stop raining?
The north wind blows hard and never leaves Xi.
A hundred schools of thought contend 13 (no memory), the third part of the bright moon in Qin dynasty.
Memories, reunion in time ...
The past is like running water, passing away in a hurry,
The petals of life are moving and the leaves are falling. ...
It's like staying on a leaf and sinking. ...
People pursue a paradise away from war and strife. ...
Enjoy the happiness and peace of God. ...
On the fateful earth ...
Such a dream seems out of reach. ...
There was once a man whose dream was to turn distant nothingness into a reality within reach. ...
Even if I lose a hundred days of sunshine, I will always walk in the quiet of the night. ...
Time is changing, time is cruel. ...
Dawn separates day from night. ...
The big dipper on the other side of the sky rises again. ...
This dream will last forever. ...
Yin: Gao Jianli, I underestimated my enemy last time. I won't make the same mistake again!
Bai: His opponent is me.
Woman: You stand down.
Xue: I didn't expect it to be Bai Feng. The situation has become completely different.
Ben: It is said that Bai Feng is the best under Wei Zhong. Although it has not been confirmed, he is definitely much more terrible than the hidden bat.
Anyway, I will save Tian Ming! )
Ben: Now it's a win-win situation.
Wei: You have one more chance. The outcome of this battle will determine his fate. And ... all of you!
Ben: It seems that Wei Zhao has great confidence in Bai Feng's strength.
Fan: This is a life-and-death battle, and the outcome is unpredictable. ...
Bai: Jian ranks seventh. I don't know where those who use water to excite their swords can go.
G: For a swordsman, any ranking is ridiculous!
Bai: Oh?
G: There is only life and death under the sword. If you die, even if you rank second, what's the point?
Bai: Ah ... Life comes first, and death comes second. I see. Then I was a little worried about you … because my speed is always the first!
G: the speed of death?
Bai: I hope your fencing is better than your eloquence.
Bai: It's too slow.
Yin: So soon!
Bai: If you work hard enough, this game will be very interesting.
G: conclusion, don't jump to conclusions!
Bai: I didn't expect your sword to be so slow.
Ben: Bai Feng's flying skill is really good. Gao Xiao's sword is light and agile, but it still seems not as good as Bai Feng's.
Xue: Gao. ...
Bai: Is this your speed? It's a bit disappointing ... if you can't catch up with your opponent at all, how can you beat him?
G: Can I kill you as long as I catch up with you? !
W: No one can catch up with Bai Feng in this world. )
Bai: That's just to give you a chance to compete with me.
G: How can a man who can only escape have an opponent?
(red: clever trick ~)
Bai: You're already in a mess. It's hard to imagine if I did ...
(Red: Don't be fooled ~)
G: on the left? !
Bai: Wrong guess!
Ben: How can there be two Bai Fenghuang at the same time?
G: Is this an illusion? )
Xue: Is it an illusion?
(Red: This is not an illusion! )
Wei: Everyone thinks it's an illusion, but in fact ... they are both him ...
G: No matter which one is real or virtual. ...
Bai: I only know that you only have one sword in your hand, and you can only attack one of them.
G: You can only attack one person at a time. What about twice? )
(red: attack? Twice? )
G: "Shui Han Sword" is very thin and exquisite, because it can bring the most direct attack to the enemy! )
Jing: Every sword has a choice, just like people! )
Bai: Do you want to use the legendary small one? )
Jing: Your sword is yourself! )
Bai: How is that possible? !
Cain: I was stabbed, hehe ...
Wei: No one in this world can catch up with Bai Feng unless ...
Chi: In order to improve the speed of the sword, he actually used extreme tactics of abandoning defense?
Wei: Num is cold ... The most dangerous thing in the world will not only hurt others, but also hurt yourself.
Xue: Only by focusing all your attention on the sword can you play the most complete attack! )
Kane: This is ...
Ben: Xiao Shui is cold!
Red: Num is cold ... It's really amazing.
W: It's a pity that his opponent is Bai Feng.
Bai: Do you think this will change anything?
W: He won't show real strength from the beginning. This is his shortcoming, and it is also his advantage. )
Bai: I told you, you are too slow. Even if you can attack two people at the same time, then ... can you attack six people at the same time?
G: Is it six this time? )
(red: phoenix dance six illusions? )
Kane: I have never seen him use tricks. )
(Wei: The premature use of small is Gao Jianli's biggest failure. )
Bai: I didn't expect your sword to be so slow.
G: Han Xiao's attack is all-round, and there will be no chance for the other side to make a shot. Why ... did I abandon my defense and be used by him? I didn't see him. No ...)
Ben: What's in Bai Feng's hand? !
Chi: it's really slow to find it now ~
Wei: He hasn't used a feather blade for a long time.
Red: as soft as a feather, but as sharp as a knife.
W: The feather blade is not hidden weapons. As a weapon, it is just invisible to most people. )
(red: it seems that he seems a little serious ~)
Bai: If you give up defense, you are doomed to lose to me!
G: How did he find out? )
Bai: Don't you know? Feathers are always floating in the wind. It can know the direction of the cold current, and through it, I can see your weakest point.
Ben: Not good! Han Xiao's weakness has been seen through!
Bai: Although there is no flaw in Xiao Shui's firm but gentle spirit, the calmest place in a storm is often the source of the wind. Wan Li high altitude, only grasp the direction of the wind, can control!
Bai: You use this trick against me. Who can control the wind? This is your biggest mistake! Your weakness lies in the other side of Shui Han's blade. It attacked with all its might behind the shadow it cast.
(height: the other side of the blade? )
Wei: Ordinary people can't find a gap without a house, but it is enough for Bai Feng. )
H: Behind the Sword of Shui Han? )、
Wei: Contrary to the coldness of Num, the extremely fast speed makes the Phoenix Dance and Six Illusions have a perfect defense. Waiting for the moment of rebirth in admiration. Feather blade is just a distraction. His feather blade is the key to the six illusions of phoenix dance. Once shot, it is the most fatal blow. In the offensive and defensive contest, Gao Jianli was injured by cold poison and won't last long. )
God: You bad guys can only play dirty!
Rhett: What a lovely child! I can't even twist my head around my neck, and my tone is still so arrogant ~
(g: The defect behind it is actually ...)
Is such wonderful music magic or Tao?
In troubled times, the boundary between magic and Tao has long been forgotten by the world.
In this indifferent situation, what kind of song will it play for all beings in the world?
-you give up the ghost valley and the world just to protect this group of waste?
-You don't give up anything, what do you get?
Organ white tiger
A tiger came out of the mountain to deter Gan Kun.
Four-claw spider (organ beast)
Magic weapon, sweeping away a thousand troops.
The first seven lang
Wonderful and exquisite, cleverly destroyed the stone.
Organ umbrella
Wonderful workmanship, hidden organs.
Organ suzaku
The momentum is like Kun Peng, and the roar is deafening.
Organ snake
Dancing wildly in the sand, sneaking around.
Organ Qinglong
Powerful and earth-shattering
Tongren
Force bearing a thousand fates, crazy sword flying to cut.
I don't know if it is what the landlord wants.
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