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A super funny black humor joke terrorist started in Guangzhou: One day, Guangzhou experienced a crowded morning as usual, and terrorists appeared in Guangzhou as planned to carry out a number of serial explosions ... The first terrorist came to Tianhe North, a new commercial center in Guangzhou, after being instructed by passers-by, and I, KAO, found that this place was simply suitable for terrorist attacks, and there were high-rise buildings everywhere. There is a towering skyscraper. Just as GG nervously crossed the road to CITIC, his nervous expression and black bag attracted the attention of people who had been waiting on both sides of the road. When he was still in CITIC 10 meter, our lovely horror GG almost saw Allah already waving to him. Suddenly, the motor roared in his ear. A motorcycle engine with a speed as high as 10000 rpm sounded from behind and immediately passed in front. Only two helmets left a deep impression on GG: Guangzhou people's awareness of driving safety is tnnd! However, he soon found that the bag was robbed! ! ! Two days later, the news reported that a rented house in Fangcun exploded, and many people were injured, which was suspected to be caused by illegal use of liquefied gas ... The second terrorist decided to find a crowded place, and with his keen professional sense, he quickly came to the legendary Liu Hua Railway Station, which was suitable for terrorist attacks. There are people coming and going everywhere, and it is highly crowded, although it is really difficult to squeeze. However, as a warrior of God, he still squeezed in at the first opportunity. Victory is coming, and God is calling him. Suddenly, four big men surrounded him. I woke up with a sap on my head, and my bag was gone, leaving only socks on my body. Several police cars patrolled in the distance ... The next day, a huge explosion occurred in Dongpu, killing and injuring several people. The police initially suspected that a short circuit caused the explosion. The third terrorist is preparing to attack Guangzhou's transportation hub. The goal was originally set at Ouzhuang Interchange. After being blocked for two hours, he finally got up and reached the target interchange, only to find that he couldn't find a place to go down, and finally turned down and didn't know where to go. This is not good, not conducive to his retreat. Finally, gg decided to take the overpass, just like the first GG. His nervous expression and black bag attracted the attention of some people who had been waiting for a long time on both sides of the road. When he stepped onto the Ouzhuang Interchange, he found several people with curly hair and high nose staring at it in the distance. That night, an explosion occurred in shipai village, killing and injuring several Xinjiang people. Police sources: XX underground firecracker factory had a safety accident ... The fourth terrorist wanted to attack a large residential area, and he chose to go. I think R&F, the developer, is very NB. It's just that it's packed its bags and came to the FL building. It's so fucking suitable for terrorist attacks. The buildings are towering like clouds, impenetrable, highly dense and crowded. Think of this, horror GG corners of the mouth showed a long-lost smile. Suddenly, out of nowhere, several security guards with batons suddenly beat up: "Call you ya * *, call you ya * * ..." As physical evidence, this bag was confiscated for a few days, and a loud noise from R&F headquarters injured many people. R&F claimed that the fifth terrorist was going to attack public transport. After waiting for dozens of minutes at the crowded sports center bus stop, he finally got a bus. However, the car is not too crowded, but he can't squeeze in. Someone has been at the door, as if saving money. It seems to be asking for directions again ... As a last resort, GG asked 2 yuan for money to help the man pay the fare. As a result, the man got off and got on the bus for no reason. The terrorist who is about to succeed is going to press the remote control in his pocket, only to find that a big hole has been cut in his pocket and everything inside is gone. Turning around, Bao has been missing for many days, and there was a loud noise from Huadu. Fortunately, no one was killed or injured. It is said that the improper charging of the battery of the cottage mobile phone led to an explosion ... newspaper.

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