Foreign news jokes

First of all. . . Please use less translation software to harm others and yourself.

Secondly. . . This is not news, but an old joke.

However, at NASA's Space Center, scientists have developed a gun that can shoot dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and spaceships that travel at the highest speed.

In this passage, in order to ensure that the plane can still have no accidents after the bird hits, nasa scientists built such a gun to shoot dead chickens at the spacecraft running at full speed to simulate the incident of birds hitting the windshield in the air and achieve the purpose of testing the strength of the windshield. A group of engineers studying high-speed trains in Britain are also worried that their trains are in danger of being hit by birds. They heard that Nasa had such a good thing, so they quickly borrowed it from them. After many twists and turns, I borrowed it and started testing. The test results stunned the engineers: the chicken that shot at the windshield not only broke the glass, but also penetrated the driver's seat and finally landed behind the car. The British side sent this desperate experimental report together with the design of the new windshield to NASA, hoping that the US side could give some suggestions. Nasa read the report from beginning to end, and there was only one feedback suggestion: please thaw the chicken.